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weaponized barf
idk why christians blame the jews for killing jesus when it was clearly the italians and then they created a whole ass lucrative catholic church off of killing him... wake up people, it was italians all along
May 16, 2024 at 12:40 AM
it's impossible to tell if trump genuinely wants to have sex with his daughter or if it's just a strategy to attract the southern white vote
May 7, 2024 at 6:20 PM
like, goddamn, how many democrats are on those epstein tapes?
April 25, 2024 at 5:19 PM
so far, america had cracked down harder on rich college kids in tents than they have on idf units involved is mass killings
April 25, 2024 at 5:14 PM
oops liberals had to do a genocide instead of fight fascism so now we get both genocides and fascism
April 25, 2024 at 5:12 PM
if any leftists need their asses ate out i know a guy
March 14, 2024 at 11:22 PM
you can immediately tell most homeless are unsuitable for labor because the state hasn't forced them into slavery through the prison system
March 10, 2024 at 2:22 AM
if the choice this election is between freedom and authoritarianism then maybe, you know, democrats should try being less disingenuous shitbags that can't win elections because people don't trust them
March 10, 2024 at 2:13 AM
don't hate me for being an asshole when i was a teenager, hate me for being an asshole today
February 28, 2024 at 5:38 PM
welcome to america, a developing nation incapable of getting a ship through the suez canal or getting a prescription from the doctor's office to the pharmacy... here's your gun
February 28, 2024 at 1:50 AM
im da rocket man baby
February 22, 2024 at 2:20 PM
you're not supposed to tip the people doing your colonoscopy, so i always write "thank you" on a $20 and swallow it before the procedure so they always have a pleasant surprise that lets them know they're appreciated
February 22, 2024 at 12:52 AM
due to market conditions an additional 0.2% microaggression surcharge will be applied to every transaction, thank you for your understanding
February 19, 2024 at 6:18 PM
this coming election, despite how confusing it is, please take extra care to vote for the correct demented old shitbag... the future of our country depends on it
February 19, 2024 at 2:29 PM
time for a superbowl so i got my littles smokied, my onion dipped and my kid's a swiftie so im gonna make a #87 pepperoni travis kelcizza
February 11, 2024 at 6:25 PM
maybe biden isn't senile and everyone hates him because he's just regular stupid
February 10, 2024 at 5:51 PM
im just a normal guy getting extremely pissed about a top tier celebrity making cameo appearances during broadcasts of my televised entertainment
February 8, 2024 at 1:01 PM
people say "winner, winner, chicken dinner" like it's a common thing but ain't nobody i know ever won a chicken dinner
February 2, 2024 at 2:13 PM
so who is the fascist running for president?

they guy who says a bunch of fascist stuff?

or the guy giving massive material supporting a fascist state actively engaging in genocide?
January 26, 2024 at 12:46 PM
wow can't believe the hague is so antisemitic they're asking israel to stop their genocide
January 26, 2024 at 12:41 PM
sending joe biden to the hague for aiding a genocide is trickier than it sounds becau you have to prove he's competent to stand trial first
January 15, 2024 at 8:50 PM
i play cornhole at a professional level

im also pretty good at that beanbag toss game
January 12, 2024 at 7:49 PM
biden has managed to disenfranchise just about every arab and muslim voter in the country over the last few months and now trump is polling higher than biden in michigan

good work guys
January 12, 2024 at 3:31 PM
huh
January 4, 2024 at 3:48 AM
people say hamas is hiding behind civilians which is why casualties are so high but if you were to drop thousands of 2 ton jdams on san fransisco county with similar size and population density as gaza you would expect significant civilian casualties no matter who you're after if they couldn't flee
December 21, 2023 at 10:23 PM