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@emeryorion.bsky.social
· Nov 16
like my skeets, boy
leave tandemaus and maushold alone i dont wanna see any more posts about them being divorced or getting abortions or having miscarriages you leave those little mice alone they are a happy couple they are a happy family they are in love and their home is not broken I'll kick u in the teeth on god
November 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
leave tandemaus and maushold alone i dont wanna see any more posts about them being divorced or getting abortions or having miscarriages you leave those little mice alone they are a happy couple they are a happy family they are in love and their home is not broken I'll kick u in the teeth on god
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"let's go" by trick daddy featuring lil jon and twista (2004)
July 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
"let's go" by trick daddy featuring lil jon and twista (2004)
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trump having a fragrance is so fucking funny dude.
we've got great base notes. the strongest base notes, folks. and the sillage, theyre saying its the strongest sillage ever. no fragrance, has ever had such great sillage. if you wore it to the rally I'd smell you from here, its true
we've got great base notes. the strongest base notes, folks. and the sillage, theyre saying its the strongest sillage ever. no fragrance, has ever had such great sillage. if you wore it to the rally I'd smell you from here, its true
July 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
trump having a fragrance is so fucking funny dude.
we've got great base notes. the strongest base notes, folks. and the sillage, theyre saying its the strongest sillage ever. no fragrance, has ever had such great sillage. if you wore it to the rally I'd smell you from here, its true
we've got great base notes. the strongest base notes, folks. and the sillage, theyre saying its the strongest sillage ever. no fragrance, has ever had such great sillage. if you wore it to the rally I'd smell you from here, its true
this tesla in front of us has an obama 2012 sticker??
June 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
this tesla in front of us has an obama 2012 sticker??
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Commands for gamers; go listen to the band CHEEM
June 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Commands for gamers; go listen to the band CHEEM
BREAKING: President Tump is in the Rumpus Room.
Sources report he is smiling and playing, and he will not share his blocks with Vice President Vance.
Sources report he is smiling and playing, and he will not share his blocks with Vice President Vance.
June 19, 2025 at 12:21 PM
BREAKING: President Tump is in the Rumpus Room.
Sources report he is smiling and playing, and he will not share his blocks with Vice President Vance.
Sources report he is smiling and playing, and he will not share his blocks with Vice President Vance.
would u rather have a dunkin breakfast son or a cvs lunch daughter
June 18, 2025 at 12:50 PM
would u rather have a dunkin breakfast son or a cvs lunch daughter
new york if yall dont get mamdani that mayorship im never fuckign forgiving yall
June 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
new york if yall dont get mamdani that mayorship im never fuckign forgiving yall
the bitches in vanillamaces discord are so lucky she had to lock that shit down bc mfs were gettin so unruly before. i wanna fight so bad rn im SICK of yall!!
June 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
the bitches in vanillamaces discord are so lucky she had to lock that shit down bc mfs were gettin so unruly before. i wanna fight so bad rn im SICK of yall!!
bungie please god let me buy glitch's foamposites ive never asked for anyrhing before
April 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
bungie please god let me buy glitch's foamposites ive never asked for anyrhing before
seeing people compare the art style of marathon to fucking concord is going to drive me to violence bro yall wouldnt know style if it kicked you in the fucking TEETH oh my GOD
April 17, 2025 at 12:11 PM
seeing people compare the art style of marathon to fucking concord is going to drive me to violence bro yall wouldnt know style if it kicked you in the fucking TEETH oh my GOD
if ur calling ppl treatlerites or some shit for being critical of nintendo asking $80 for games then i think u gotta just die actually. i think its over for u i think ur cooked
April 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
if ur calling ppl treatlerites or some shit for being critical of nintendo asking $80 for games then i think u gotta just die actually. i think its over for u i think ur cooked
this fucker keeps throwing powders in my experiments pool and killing my russian bottle humungulous
March 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
this fucker keeps throwing powders in my experiments pool and killing my russian bottle humungulous
shayne topp when shayne bottom walks in. tommy bowe when tommy arrowe walks in. alex tran when alex cis walks in. spencer agnew when spencer agold walks in. angela giarratana when wearing her fuckin glasses walks in.
March 29, 2025 at 1:20 PM
shayne topp when shayne bottom walks in. tommy bowe when tommy arrowe walks in. alex tran when alex cis walks in. spencer agnew when spencer agold walks in. angela giarratana when wearing her fuckin glasses walks in.
richard gere when richard shifter walks in. ben stiller when ben mover walks in. mia goth when mia prep walks in. fuckin uhhh anya taylor joy when anya taylor sorrow walks in. ana de armas when ana de legas walks in. taylor swift when taylor sluggish walks in. armie hammer when armie nail walks in.
March 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
richard gere when richard shifter walks in. ben stiller when ben mover walks in. mia goth when mia prep walks in. fuckin uhhh anya taylor joy when anya taylor sorrow walks in. ana de armas when ana de legas walks in. taylor swift when taylor sluggish walks in. armie hammer when armie nail walks in.
my mom sent me a list of movies she wants to get rid of from the collection we've built over the course of my life to see if i want any of them. but shes not letting me have the matrix, any of the fast franchise, or the How to Deal/Raise Your Voice double pack, so whats even the point
March 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
my mom sent me a list of movies she wants to get rid of from the collection we've built over the course of my life to see if i want any of them. but shes not letting me have the matrix, any of the fast franchise, or the How to Deal/Raise Your Voice double pack, so whats even the point
at least every time doordash gets my order erong its the funniest shit they could possibly have done
i asked for one biggie bag, two frosties, and fries
i asked for one biggie bag, two frosties, and fries
March 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
at least every time doordash gets my order erong its the funniest shit they could possibly have done
i asked for one biggie bag, two frosties, and fries
i asked for one biggie bag, two frosties, and fries
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We won’t disappear just because you change a website.
February 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
We won’t disappear just because you change a website.
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The Stonewall Inn released a response to the National Parks Service removing the word transgender from the park outside of the Inn. A great reminder that we have to look after each other
February 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The Stonewall Inn released a response to the National Parks Service removing the word transgender from the park outside of the Inn. A great reminder that we have to look after each other
my dasher a decepticon
February 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
my dasher a decepticon
lowkey wishin i could be smeemo rn. or gumbus.
maybe im kinda already a bit of a human gumbus now that i think about it. god got lots of shit wrong w the both of us. maybe i kin gumbus. are we still doing kinning
maybe im kinda already a bit of a human gumbus now that i think about it. god got lots of shit wrong w the both of us. maybe i kin gumbus. are we still doing kinning
January 31, 2025 at 7:18 AM
lowkey wishin i could be smeemo rn. or gumbus.
maybe im kinda already a bit of a human gumbus now that i think about it. god got lots of shit wrong w the both of us. maybe i kin gumbus. are we still doing kinning
maybe im kinda already a bit of a human gumbus now that i think about it. god got lots of shit wrong w the both of us. maybe i kin gumbus. are we still doing kinning
one piss is all it takes
golden shower on me
urinatining
i can drink all ur pee
(author's note - this was created purely for the bit and does not serve as an indication of any desires or interests of the skeet author.)
golden shower on me
urinatining
i can drink all ur pee
(author's note - this was created purely for the bit and does not serve as an indication of any desires or interests of the skeet author.)
January 26, 2025 at 6:02 AM
one piss is all it takes
golden shower on me
urinatining
i can drink all ur pee
(author's note - this was created purely for the bit and does not serve as an indication of any desires or interests of the skeet author.)
golden shower on me
urinatining
i can drink all ur pee
(author's note - this was created purely for the bit and does not serve as an indication of any desires or interests of the skeet author.)
girl are u the interior lengthwise floorboards of a 16th century sailing ship bc ur made of some mf Thick Stuff
January 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
girl are u the interior lengthwise floorboards of a 16th century sailing ship bc ur made of some mf Thick Stuff
