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Emcee MC
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Freelance Idiot
What's the over/ under on Hegseth facing any real consequences?
March 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I strive to be something you have to talk to your therapist about.
March 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
BREAKING NEWS 🚨💥📰👀💬 Trump Administration discovers previously unpublished Dante Aliighieri. New hells are being released almost daily.
March 4, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I have always made fun of cat people because I consider myself a dog person. Yet here I am currently searching for a good chair for my cat to sit in to be closer to me while I'm at my computer
February 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I hope that when it is my time I can face dying as fervently as I avoided living.
February 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The people cheering for government employees losing their jobs are the same people who make the teenage host at the Olive Garden cry because the restaurant is understaffed.
February 16, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Having eliminated the possibility of a raccoon in my attic, I am forced to face the possibility that my cat learned zoomie ventriloquism whilst I was out of town.
February 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I'm eating pastaless mac and cheese and not just squirting cheese sauce into my mouth. Thank you very much
February 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Why do consequences have to be so damn consequential?
January 31, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I want to post funny things, but there is too much rage tainting it. Does anyone have recommendations for a good sluice box to to soft through this?
January 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
A bishop makes a request for mercy and the Dorito bubble demands an apology. Fuck. Right. Off.
January 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Why is The Hollow Men dance- dance- dancing through my head?
January 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The good news is, at least with all the money we'll all be saving on eggs and gas and stuff will allow us to afford the increase in prescription drug prices we are about to get.
January 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I was really hoping to leave my daughter a better doomsday scenario than this.
January 21, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Do you think Elon still had the taste of Trump on his lips during his Nazi reveal party?
January 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
My home is 25 lb and my whole heart lighter today
December 5, 2024 at 3:33 PM
The scotch lover in me can't help but wonder, do you think Trump and Gaetz discussed the appointment over a 12 year old?
November 15, 2024 at 3:59 AM