Wife is home which means I can have physical contact again!
I'm like 84% sure my friends aren't usually the hugging type so my touch starved ass suffers when the wife is away.
I'm like 84% sure my friends aren't usually the hugging type so my touch starved ass suffers when the wife is away.
January 29, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Wife is home which means I can have physical contact again!
I'm like 84% sure my friends aren't usually the hugging type so my touch starved ass suffers when the wife is away.
I'm like 84% sure my friends aren't usually the hugging type so my touch starved ass suffers when the wife is away.
What do you mean I'm severely depressed and in active eating disorder - could someone experiencing both of those at the same time do this?
(lying facedown on the floor)
(lying facedown on the floor)
January 28, 2026 at 3:45 AM
What do you mean I'm severely depressed and in active eating disorder - could someone experiencing both of those at the same time do this?
(lying facedown on the floor)
(lying facedown on the floor)
Great news I can read for fun again!
January 27, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Great news I can read for fun again!
Moose is ready for the announcements of the Stonewall Awards and frankly so am I so I can finally talk about these books publicly.
January 26, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Moose is ready for the announcements of the Stonewall Awards and frankly so am I so I can finally talk about these books publicly.
Send help - too high and getting really emotional over The Old Religion by FaTM specifically these parts in the second verse. I can feel my heart trying to claw its way up my throat to escape screaming for an ounce of relief.
January 25, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Send help - too high and getting really emotional over The Old Religion by FaTM specifically these parts in the second verse. I can feel my heart trying to claw its way up my throat to escape screaming for an ounce of relief.
If anyone needs me please don't. I am too busy trying to put myself in a state of stoned bliss to try and fight off the existential crisis that I should email my therapist about...
January 25, 2026 at 12:02 AM
If anyone needs me please don't. I am too busy trying to put myself in a state of stoned bliss to try and fight off the existential crisis that I should email my therapist about...
Moose likes to lounge across my shoulder when I lay down for bed and then he starts to purr...it sounds like a geiger counter next to my head.
January 24, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Moose likes to lounge across my shoulder when I lay down for bed and then he starts to purr...it sounds like a geiger counter next to my head.
Love it when the Rabbi starts off service with talking about the Grateful Dead...
January 24, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Love it when the Rabbi starts off service with talking about the Grateful Dead...
Apparently the bestie nominated me for...SOMETHING but he won't tell me and now I'm side-eyeing the fuck out of every email notification I get.
January 23, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Apparently the bestie nominated me for...SOMETHING but he won't tell me and now I'm side-eyeing the fuck out of every email notification I get.
What. And I cannot emphasize this enough. The Fuck?
January 23, 2026 at 12:59 AM
What. And I cannot emphasize this enough. The Fuck?
We are at the peeling part of tattoo recovery which is my least favorite part. All I want to do is rip it off, I won't but my god the parasites in my brain...
January 22, 2026 at 4:11 PM
We are at the peeling part of tattoo recovery which is my least favorite part. All I want to do is rip it off, I won't but my god the parasites in my brain...
Me: (watching Lord of the Rings) Can you believe that a place with mountains like that exist?
Wife: (looks at me)
Me: Look I know we live in Montana...
Wife: (looks at me)
Me: Look I know we live in Montana...
January 22, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Me: (watching Lord of the Rings) Can you believe that a place with mountains like that exist?
Wife: (looks at me)
Me: Look I know we live in Montana...
Wife: (looks at me)
Me: Look I know we live in Montana...
Wife: "do you experience xyz?"
Me: "yes darling, that's called anxiety"
Me: "yes darling, that's called anxiety"
January 21, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Wife: "do you experience xyz?"
Me: "yes darling, that's called anxiety"
Me: "yes darling, that's called anxiety"
Nothing like a shirt that says "we're broken" to really sell your religion.
January 20, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Nothing like a shirt that says "we're broken" to really sell your religion.
The first two or so weeks of the semester is always a clusterfuck of outreach events - which on one had I love because I spread the good word but on the other hand its so exhausting.
January 20, 2026 at 6:58 PM
The first two or so weeks of the semester is always a clusterfuck of outreach events - which on one had I love because I spread the good word but on the other hand its so exhausting.
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Being a writer is the most embarrassing thing in the world! I write down the entire contents of my soul for validation! And then some editor will just be like no thanks!
January 19, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Being a writer is the most embarrassing thing in the world! I write down the entire contents of my soul for validation! And then some editor will just be like no thanks!
What do you mean the fact my body isn't regulating its temperature correct and thus has had me up for nearly two hours?
January 19, 2026 at 11:09 AM
What do you mean the fact my body isn't regulating its temperature correct and thus has had me up for nearly two hours?
Yes I know completing 2 of the 3 "queer in crisis" points in one weekend looks bad - but I didn't dye my hair so that has to count for something?
January 18, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Yes I know completing 2 of the 3 "queer in crisis" points in one weekend looks bad - but I didn't dye my hair so that has to count for something?
Inside you there are two wolves, both think you're a stupid bitch who should just go die and then be food for the actual wolves.
January 17, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Inside you there are two wolves, both think you're a stupid bitch who should just go die and then be food for the actual wolves.
Currently needing a hug.
Instead, receiving a cat sneeze to the face.
Instead, receiving a cat sneeze to the face.
January 17, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Currently needing a hug.
Instead, receiving a cat sneeze to the face.
Instead, receiving a cat sneeze to the face.
The robots cannot give me the attention I need to survive.
Creative writing will survive humanity's greatest crisis. The robots can never replicate my need for attention
January 16, 2026 at 7:53 PM
The robots cannot give me the attention I need to survive.
In looking at myself & wife in comparison to my siblings and their spouses- is the fact we haven't almost broken up in our first few months of living together because:
a) we're gay
b) she still travels for work
c) we're in our 30s and not 20s like my siblings
The world may never know...
a) we're gay
b) she still travels for work
c) we're in our 30s and not 20s like my siblings
The world may never know...
January 16, 2026 at 4:36 AM
In looking at myself & wife in comparison to my siblings and their spouses- is the fact we haven't almost broken up in our first few months of living together because:
a) we're gay
b) she still travels for work
c) we're in our 30s and not 20s like my siblings
The world may never know...
a) we're gay
b) she still travels for work
c) we're in our 30s and not 20s like my siblings
The world may never know...
One plus about being so stoned I can't move is it is one of the few times I am not shaking my foot like it's attached to a generator and I'm the states last hope to survive a brutal winter.
January 15, 2026 at 5:38 AM
One plus about being so stoned I can't move is it is one of the few times I am not shaking my foot like it's attached to a generator and I'm the states last hope to survive a brutal winter.
First day of a new semester and while I know I've accomplished things I cannot tell you what exactly I've done.
January 14, 2026 at 9:44 PM
First day of a new semester and while I know I've accomplished things I cannot tell you what exactly I've done.
Also no I'm not a danger to myself 1.5 people who see my posts - I'm just your regular depressed ass bitch trying not to return to cutting board days
January 14, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Also no I'm not a danger to myself 1.5 people who see my posts - I'm just your regular depressed ass bitch trying not to return to cutting board days