If your game requires me to walk around in a 3D environment and you don't have:
A. Controller support
B. Invert Support
then I'm not fucking playing it. I don't care how good your game supposedly is.
A. Controller support
B. Invert Support
then I'm not fucking playing it. I don't care how good your game supposedly is.
December 31, 2025 at 4:38 PM
If your game requires me to walk around in a 3D environment and you don't have:
A. Controller support
B. Invert Support
then I'm not fucking playing it. I don't care how good your game supposedly is.
A. Controller support
B. Invert Support
then I'm not fucking playing it. I don't care how good your game supposedly is.
The Substance was the worst movie I've ever fucking seen. I truly have no idea why anyone liked it.
December 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
The Substance was the worst movie I've ever fucking seen. I truly have no idea why anyone liked it.
Chris and I were talking about the worst gifts we've ever received, and I won, because one year my dad got me toilet paper for Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Chris and I were talking about the worst gifts we've ever received, and I won, because one year my dad got me toilet paper for Christmas.
Chris started to write me a note but then I woke up, so now it just looks like I live in a Silent Hill House.
December 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Chris started to write me a note but then I woke up, so now it just looks like I live in a Silent Hill House.
My cat does the meme all the time.
December 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
My cat does the meme all the time.
Also this game rules so... Wins all around.
The developer behind Luck Be a Landlord will make a donation to The Palestine Children’s Relief Fund and has asked not to buy his game on Xbox and to cancel your game pass because Microsoft still does business with the Israeli military/government.
December 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Also this game rules so... Wins all around.
The mints they give you at Sonic now are the best example of Shrinkflation I've ever seen. They're hilariously tiny.
December 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The mints they give you at Sonic now are the best example of Shrinkflation I've ever seen. They're hilariously tiny.
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I think about this tweet every day
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I think about this tweet every day
December 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I did not need a yearly "wrapped" for my podcast app, and I sure as fuck don't need one for Wikipedia. Let this year die.
December 12, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I did not need a yearly "wrapped" for my podcast app, and I sure as fuck don't need one for Wikipedia. Let this year die.
Remastered Houseflipper is going to be $50. I fucking can't. For a game that came out in 2018.
December 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Remastered Houseflipper is going to be $50. I fucking can't. For a game that came out in 2018.
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ok look. I get it. I really do. but please stop putting Sam Altman's face in my Bluesky feed
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 AM
ok look. I get it. I really do. but please stop putting Sam Altman's face in my Bluesky feed
🚨🚨🚨Wylde Flowers is now out on console and it is one of the best and most inclusive games I've ever played. 🚨🚨🚨
December 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
🚨🚨🚨Wylde Flowers is now out on console and it is one of the best and most inclusive games I've ever played. 🚨🚨🚨
I watched an episode in season 3 that made me cry SO HARD so I guess I like it? Took long enough.
I'm trying for a second time to watch Sex and the City and I don't think I'm gonna make it this time either. I don't think I like it. People keep saying it's good tho?
December 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I watched an episode in season 3 that made me cry SO HARD so I guess I like it? Took long enough.
I figured out my wings in 2016 and never looked back.
December 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I figured out my wings in 2016 and never looked back.
I want to know the meanest thing you've ever said to a man. My personal best was when I was fooling around with a dude I said "you know, I can deepthroat but I don't even need to with yours".
December 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I want to know the meanest thing you've ever said to a man. My personal best was when I was fooling around with a dude I said "you know, I can deepthroat but I don't even need to with yours".
I watched my husband's YouTube Music yearly recap thing, and it was 100% The Cure.
December 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I watched my husband's YouTube Music yearly recap thing, and it was 100% The Cure.
So sorry, but I will never laugh harder than when they called Quvenzhané Wallis a cunt.
What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
December 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
So sorry, but I will never laugh harder than when they called Quvenzhané Wallis a cunt.
My husband, his son, and his dad. I've legit never seen what a good caring father figure was until I saw the three of them together. It's awe-inspiring.
December 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My husband, his son, and his dad. I've legit never seen what a good caring father figure was until I saw the three of them together. It's awe-inspiring.
In other unsurprising news, I fucking love pop music.
December 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
In other unsurprising news, I fucking love pop music.
My most-used words in 2025 were:
1. "fucking" (23×)
2. "watch" (16×)
3. "fuck" (14×)
4. "chris" (12×)
5. "husband" (11×)
Did y'all know I love my fucking husband?
anisota.net/harvest
1. "fucking" (23×)
2. "watch" (16×)
3. "fuck" (14×)
4. "chris" (12×)
5. "husband" (11×)
Did y'all know I love my fucking husband?
anisota.net/harvest
Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest 2025
A recap of your year on Bluesky. Discover patterns, connections, and insights from your journey in the ATmosphere.
anisota.net
December 3, 2025 at 5:08 AM
My most-used words in 2025 were:
1. "fucking" (23×)
2. "watch" (16×)
3. "fuck" (14×)
4. "chris" (12×)
5. "husband" (11×)
Did y'all know I love my fucking husband?
anisota.net/harvest
1. "fucking" (23×)
2. "watch" (16×)
3. "fuck" (14×)
4. "chris" (12×)
5. "husband" (11×)
Did y'all know I love my fucking husband?
anisota.net/harvest
Black Friday shopping, but also just generally life and depression and boredom.
It's not like I don't want little treats, I need the serotonin, but I've been more and more hard pressed to think of anything I could order on a website that would improve my life in even the most momentary way.
November 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Black Friday shopping, but also just generally life and depression and boredom.
Chris and I stayed home and ate a cheese plate and watched Drag Race and it was phenomenal.
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Chris and I stayed home and ate a cheese plate and watched Drag Race and it was phenomenal.
I am delighted to inform you that I read this as "Aqua Beef" every single time.
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I am delighted to inform you that I read this as "Aqua Beef" every single time.