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Thought it'd be fun to make a list of which Mega Man games I've actually played/finished.

FINISHED:
MM1-7
Wily Wars
MM:PB
MM10
GB MM1-4
MMX1-8
MMX DiVE Offline
MMXtreme 1
MHX (didn't play Vile Mode)
MMZ1-4
ZX & ZXA

PLAYED (but not finished):
MM:PU
MM&B
MM9
MM11
GB MM5
MMX:CM
MMBN1

January 30, 2026 at 3:08 AM

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Shubbabang

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The image is a four panel black and white comic

Panel 1: "Curiosity is good!" A little girl is thinking, thought bubbles with question marks float around her.

Panel 2: It shows the girl now at a desk with a laptop, the page open to google.com/ "You can learn a lot from it..."

Panel 3: It shows the little girl once again putting her hand to her chin in thought. "However..."

Panel 4: "it is also a curse..." In the search box she has typed "what is vore"

January 28, 2026 at 7:36 PM

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Simpsons of Post Mysticism

@photonmarie.bsky.social

if youre having jigsaw sex rp. do NOT tell them that you're "Getting Jiggy with it." If you do, your partner will yell GUH HUH and all of a sudden you're now a bird and a bear going through a wacky world collecting puzzle pieces and doing silly tasks. the sex is still there though

January 26, 2026 at 8:27 AM

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@ema.stupidcat.uk

btw I wrote this whole website exclusively using notepad because I thought it'd be funny and would cause anyone with web development experience to wince

.........also I'm locally storing the site in my pictures folder. I don't remember why I did this

January 27, 2026 at 4:14 PM

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@ema.stupidcat.uk

I'm a lot like Jesus in that we both come twice

January 26, 2026 at 3:22 AM

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What did he mean by this

January 25, 2026 at 4:36 AM

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The Cat That Pawed The World

January 24, 2026 at 11:24 AM

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A faded image of Lumpy from Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door with text overlaid on top of him. The text is his 6th diary entry and reads: "I am digging...for oil now, and...my hand shakes...as I write these...perhaps final...words...I have been digging...from sunup to sundown...but...still no sign of...that sweet crude...Maybe...I've just picked a dry spot...in this cursed spot...in this cursed desert...But...I'm sure this...is where Merluvlee...told me to dig...Yes...I'm sure of it...There's...no more...food...or water...and even my hopes...have dwindled...to nothing...Ahhh...this is it...my dream...dies here...with me...under these...unforgiving skies...My...dream...My...My...? Wait...no...this is not it...my dream...is of something...else...yes...something else...Dig...Keep...digging...I...must...keep...digging......Arms...move...body...work...find...oil..."

January 21, 2026 at 5:57 PM

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@ema.stupidcat.uk

I am but a humble worm farmer

January 21, 2026 at 1:12 PM

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I hate doors, they're just windows that you can't see through

January 19, 2026 at 5:19 PM

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January 19, 2026 at 12:48 PM

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enralis ⊹₊⟡⋆

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Ok Mikan, I didn't wanna read anyways #cat

January 17, 2026 at 11:22 PM

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January 17, 2026 at 11:18 PM

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Supper Mario Broth

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In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, there exists an immensely rare, extremely unfortunate scenario where Luigi dies in a stampede during the Hooktail battle and Mario spends the rest of the battle standing on Luigi's dead body.

After Hooktail attacks the audience in her boss battle in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door,
one or two audience members will be trampled in the stampede of the audience leaving.
These characters will remain lying on the ground, seemingly dead, for the remainder of the battle.
Goombella is standing
on two dead Goombas.
From the regular camera's point of view, these are very difficult to see due to being covered up by the seats.
Since there is a very small chance that Luigi is present in the audience, and an even smaller chance that
he will be the one trampled, there exists an immensely rare unfortunate scenario where Mario and his partner
will be standing on a dead Luigi for the remainder of the battle. Luigi does not recover from this.
Source: Supper Mario Broth, screenshots taken in a GC emulator, game: PM:TTYD (NA, GC)

March 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM

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Supper Mario Broth

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The manual for Wario Blast: Featuring Bomberman shows an extremely low level of effort regarding Wario illustrations. Despite Bomberman receiving various different drawings, only one artwork of Wario is used, which is repeated 19 times without any alterations.

January 16, 2026 at 6:17 PM

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accidentally encrypted an important email about updating personal details and they couldn't fucking read it because it was encrypted I feel so fucking stupid

January 16, 2026 at 6:51 PM

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Fucking over artists is a large part of why I stopped using Spotify last year. Swapping to something else really isn't that hard and there's no reason not to other than laziness

UMAW @umaw.bsky.social · 16d

In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties.

The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.

Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.

January 16, 2026 at 11:41 AM

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January 15, 2026 at 3:03 PM

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fuck TS2 on gamecube got retroachievements and it includes all platinums again + all arcade awards

January 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM

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I hate how when I hear a song I recognise my first thought is "which Guitar Hero/Rock Band game was this included on and was it DLC or not"

January 14, 2026 at 4:42 PM

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Swapped email provider today, so all infrastructure changes for the foreseeable future are done! Will get back to doing videos/streams at some point soon, but I have some other Top Secret Projects in the works too.

January 13, 2026 at 6:29 PM