I got bangs and went to the store and went to the post office after work today. And then got home and made dinner. Like I’m so impressive right now.

I swear every year Christmas feels less like Christmas.

Do I have multiple degrees and fancy certifications for my job? Yes.

Did I spent half an hour today making a paper turkey as part of that job? Also yes.

I have no idea what I’m doing right now but it’s fineeee