Alice Roberts
@elooto.bsky.social
Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.
Have Blazers ever considered a buffalo check jersey?
February 5, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Have Blazers ever considered a buffalo check jersey?
Serrano is the new jalapeño
January 23, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Serrano is the new jalapeño
Day 3 of no Blazers game
January 21, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Day 3 of no Blazers game
RipCity Rhapsody or Rip City Rap City?
January 11, 2026 at 8:02 PM
RipCity Rhapsody or Rip City Rap City?
I love how my dog is like
Carrot? no.
Milk buscuit? nah
Aged cheddar? ummm, ok
Dried bull penis?: OH HELL YEAH!!
Carrot? no.
Milk buscuit? nah
Aged cheddar? ummm, ok
Dried bull penis?: OH HELL YEAH!!
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I love how my dog is like
Carrot? no.
Milk buscuit? nah
Aged cheddar? ummm, ok
Dried bull penis?: OH HELL YEAH!!
Carrot? no.
Milk buscuit? nah
Aged cheddar? ummm, ok
Dried bull penis?: OH HELL YEAH!!
My favorite thing about spotify wrapped is finding out who has young children.
December 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
My favorite thing about spotify wrapped is finding out who has young children.
My phone needs a protest mode
October 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
My phone needs a protest mode
Yang Hansen handles like a Mazda Miata.
October 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Yang Hansen handles like a Mazda Miata.
I pledge Iowegiance to the play of the University of Iowa, and to logo buckets for which it drains, one Caitlin under Bluder, undefendable, with dribbling, and assists for all.
April 7, 2024 at 6:07 PM
I pledge Iowegiance to the play of the University of Iowa, and to logo buckets for which it drains, one Caitlin under Bluder, undefendable, with dribbling, and assists for all.
The Sound of Massachusetts
February 26, 2024 at 1:58 PM
The Sound of Massachusetts
Gonna start using ther in place of there/their/they’re
February 8, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Gonna start using ther in place of there/their/they’re