Jesse Melia
elmeliac.bsky.social
Jesse Melia
@elmeliac.bsky.social
The Bluesky account of Jesse Melia, formerly Twitter user Elmeliac (over 200 followers)
Got legitimately excited when I saw Tesco self service check out had a new UI. New Sad Old Man level #achieved
April 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Adolescence on Netflix. Like Twin Peaks: The Return and Chernobyl before it, a tv series so masterfully crafted that it's transcended its medium and is a cinematic achievement.
March 15, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Traitors finale had rage induced bile pulsating behind my eyes! 🥰
January 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Kendrick Lamar -- GNX
November 23, 2024 at 12:10 AM
A weekend without Arsenal related emotional trauma.
a close up of thanos from avengers : infinity war with a beard .
ALT: a close up of thanos from avengers : infinity war with a beard .
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Is this it? Has the rubicon been crossed? Has Bluesky finally taken root????
November 15, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Starting to think this whole Bluesky thing might not take off.
March 14, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Dull aul Monday. Think imma go Toast Mode.
January 29, 2024 at 8:20 PM
In physical combat, I could easily DOMINATE any member of your direct or extended family.
January 29, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Stupid app.
January 29, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Fuck off.
January 29, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Twitter is Razorlight.

Threads is the Kooks.

Bluesky? Hard-Fi.
December 20, 2023 at 1:57 PM
Threads is now live in Ireland so I won't have to post in this PISS HOLE as much anymore!!
December 16, 2023 at 5:44 PM
Holding strong at 10 followers. A viable base -- we build out from here and expand. Exciting days ahead.
December 14, 2023 at 5:34 PM
Back down to 10 followers FUCKING CUNT APP
December 8, 2023 at 2:14 PM
Listening to some Yusuf/Cat Stevens. Pleasant.
December 8, 2023 at 2:13 PM
I have EXPLODED to 16 followers. They may, or may not, or may be, or may be not crypto bots. But a win is a win.
November 27, 2023 at 6:07 PM
Why do I still have ten fucking followers?? Someone fucking follow me!! PLEASE??? FOLLOW ME!!!
November 18, 2023 at 1:03 PM
#CurrentlyWatching Lithgow is so unnecessarily bloodthirsty in this lol
November 18, 2023 at 12:59 PM
Vibin' out. Nursin' a crisp Heineken. Listenin' to the Far Cry 3 soundtrack.
October 26, 2023 at 12:07 AM
There's a part in Friday the 13th Part 2 where the pursued woman hides behind a bush and then kicks an onrushing Jason in the bollocks.
October 25, 2023 at 12:33 AM
The Fall of the House of Usher is some DAMN good television. I audibly grunt with pleasure at the end of every episode.
October 17, 2023 at 3:19 PM
Monday: load of bullshit.
October 16, 2023 at 10:30 AM
Reposted by Jesse Melia
22 days later, still at 10 followers. This lack of growth is not a flaw, but a boon. I dub thee The Ten, my chosen acolytes. You spread my diktats across the galaxy with not just my blessing, but my love.
October 12, 2023 at 1:48 PM
I want to be stabbed by Lady Deathstrike.
October 12, 2023 at 1:49 PM