Amanda Ellison
ellisonbrain.bsky.social
Amanda Ellison
@ellisonbrain.bsky.social
Neuroscientist, author, educator, speaker.
Every action has potential, so be kind.
Binge watching The West Wing for the 7th time. 3rd time since Trump#1. Wish we’d learn.
May 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Yep, great work present!
May 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I feel bad for historians of all topics and admire their restraint in not saying “I told you so” all the time when the world repeats the past over and over and over.
April 4, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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I’M DOING THE EDINBURGH FRINGE!!!

It is with great excitement open brackets and fear close brackets that I am making my Edinburgh Fringe debut!!

Massive thanks to @corriemcguiremanagement for making this all possible.

Photo by @karlagowlett
Art director Laura Hopkinson
April 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
None of your anatomically incorrect hearts for me, this is what I really want today #ValentinesDay
Pic by Aideen Ellison @Nollaig365
February 14, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Not a great time to lose one’s elenventy million pairs of glasses when marking important assignments. Any advice @theofficialjvs.bsky.social @williamhanson.bsky.social as I feel this is a Luxury Podcast issue? Very much enjoyed Episode One!
January 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Dads, seriously. It’s u13 football. The team doesn’t need 8 coaches. It is minus 2 plus windchill. How easy would it be for you to “keep your movement going” for 70mins? Also, “I’ll come on the pitch and sort out your body language” is unhelpful. Do you think they want to be losing 9-0?
January 19, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Oh MY god, but that feeling when you are putting the empty After Eight box into the recycling but you find not one, not two, but THREE occupied sleeves? Now in my tummy. No 3-D waste for me in my recycling bin. #TookOneForTheTeam
January 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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In 2025 I am going to continue talking to myself. I’ll even let you watch.
Working on some hot fresh nonsense. Tell your friends.
January 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I’ve been up and down and back again in an airport all day. My flight mates are now officially BFFs and we still haven’t got to where we are going.
December 7, 2024 at 11:56 PM
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Grandad vs drunk woman!
#ventriloquist #comedy #puppet
December 2, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Just been on the phone to a council employee whom I have never met or spoken to before. She signed off with “Love you too, bye.”.
Somebody’s had a good morning 😳
December 2, 2024 at 9:21 AM
I have lost my voice (physically not metaphorically). So Sprocket here wants to know: “How you doin’?”
November 27, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Delighted to find the bloody legend that is @deevybee.bsky.social here!!!
November 25, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Me: why is my phone all sticky?
Wife: is it? I wonder why. (As she brandished a gravied ladle around like Ken Dodd with a tickle stick)
Butter wouldn’t melt….
November 24, 2024 at 9:41 PM
I don’t think my students would believe the extreme sweet eating I get up to whist marking their essays. Imagine if I put on their comments: “Marked with the assistance of a handful of nuts, 3 chewits and a chupa chup”. I’m gonna be a house end, or diabetic, by the end of this.
November 22, 2024 at 5:23 PM
When you are marking essay 153 out of 246 and your cat decides to have an opinion 🙄
November 22, 2024 at 9:29 AM
I tried to put a double duvet in a single duvet cover last night. Repeatedly. Thought perseverance would save the day. Then I realised the fundamental error I’d made.
And I thought “isn’t this just a metaphor for life right now?” 😱😳🤣
November 21, 2024 at 9:48 AM
@williamhanson.bsky.social @maxfulham.bsky.social @theofficialjvs.bsky.social so lovely seeing old friends in a new, hopefully friendlier, place!
November 18, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Ah, that’s better.
November 18, 2024 at 7:28 AM