Elli
@ellipsis.bsky.social
My lil comic! Goblins. www.goblinscomic.org
I like to live stream my drawing and also be strange, every Tues/Wed/Thurs/Sat afternoons and evenings! https://www.twitch.tv/ellipsis_goblins
I like to live stream my drawing and also be strange, every Tues/Wed/Thurs/Sat afternoons and evenings! https://www.twitch.tv/ellipsis_goblins
There's a severe solar storm right now and the sky in Western Canada is MIND BLOWING! I feel like the world is ending in some trippy Lovecraftian way.
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
There's a severe solar storm right now and the sky in Western Canada is MIND BLOWING! I feel like the world is ending in some trippy Lovecraftian way.
I remember going to EXPO86 with my friends when I was a small child. It was the biggest event in Canada at the time. My friends and I used to stand next to this giant Swatch Watch and ask passers-by, the time. To us, this was peak comedy.
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I remember going to EXPO86 with my friends when I was a small child. It was the biggest event in Canada at the time. My friends and I used to stand next to this giant Swatch Watch and ask passers-by, the time. To us, this was peak comedy.
*Random man online messages me*
"Hey can I ask you something?"
"Um... ok?"
*He shows me a pic of a naked woman*
"This is you, right?"
"No, that's not me."
*He says he doesn't believe me and argues that it's me. Out of curiosity, I keep going*
"Well prove it. Show me a pic of you."
"Hey can I ask you something?"
"Um... ok?"
*He shows me a pic of a naked woman*
"This is you, right?"
"No, that's not me."
*He says he doesn't believe me and argues that it's me. Out of curiosity, I keep going*
"Well prove it. Show me a pic of you."
a woman sits on a couch with the words i see what 's going on here
Alt: a woman sits on a couch with the words i see what 's going on here
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
*Random man online messages me*
"Hey can I ask you something?"
"Um... ok?"
*He shows me a pic of a naked woman*
"This is you, right?"
"No, that's not me."
*He says he doesn't believe me and argues that it's me. Out of curiosity, I keep going*
"Well prove it. Show me a pic of you."
"Hey can I ask you something?"
"Um... ok?"
*He shows me a pic of a naked woman*
"This is you, right?"
"No, that's not me."
*He says he doesn't believe me and argues that it's me. Out of curiosity, I keep going*
"Well prove it. Show me a pic of you."
ME: Babypup, can I trouble you to break apart that rotting jack-o-lantern and put it in the compost?
Her: *Stares at the pumpkin*
ME: Sweetie?
Her: I'm gonna curb stomp it.
ME: ...
Her: *Stares at the pumpkin*
ME: Sweetie?
Her: I'm gonna curb stomp it.
ME: ...
a woman wearing a red raincoat is looking at the camera
Alt: a woman wearing a red raincoat is looking at the camera, creeped out as she backs away.
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
ME: Babypup, can I trouble you to break apart that rotting jack-o-lantern and put it in the compost?
Her: *Stares at the pumpkin*
ME: Sweetie?
Her: I'm gonna curb stomp it.
ME: ...
Her: *Stares at the pumpkin*
ME: Sweetie?
Her: I'm gonna curb stomp it.
ME: ...
I am 3 followers away from reaching the 1.5k milestone. It's been that way for a scwillion years.
a boy holding a bowl with the words " i want some more " written on it
Alt: a boy holding a bowl with the words " i want some more " written on it
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I am 3 followers away from reaching the 1.5k milestone. It's been that way for a scwillion years.
Me inner monologue is voiced by Philomena Cunk.
a woman sits in a chair with her legs crossed
ALT: a woman sits in a chair with her legs crossed
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Me inner monologue is voiced by Philomena Cunk.
ME: Remember the end of A New Hope, when Luke Skywalker had a clear shot to blow up the Deathstar? Solo yelled "Yer all clear kid, let's blow this thing and go home!"
Chuck Schumer: And then Luke said "I don't think this is working" and gave up and left.
ME: THAT'S NOT HOW IT HAPPENED CHUCK!
Chuck Schumer: And then Luke said "I don't think this is working" and gave up and left.
ME: THAT'S NOT HOW IT HAPPENED CHUCK!
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 AM
ME: Remember the end of A New Hope, when Luke Skywalker had a clear shot to blow up the Deathstar? Solo yelled "Yer all clear kid, let's blow this thing and go home!"
Chuck Schumer: And then Luke said "I don't think this is working" and gave up and left.
ME: THAT'S NOT HOW IT HAPPENED CHUCK!
Chuck Schumer: And then Luke said "I don't think this is working" and gave up and left.
ME: THAT'S NOT HOW IT HAPPENED CHUCK!
When you blow your nose and lose hearing in one of your ears.
a picture of a man in a batman mask with the caption that was n't the plan
ALT: a picture of a man in a batman mask with the caption that was n't the plan
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:38 AM
When you blow your nose and lose hearing in one of your ears.
Fozzy stole our bird feeder.
November 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Fozzy stole our bird feeder.
I deleted the video of Fozzy trying to come inside the house. I really wanted to show y'all that footage but at the same time, I really hate what my voice did when I yelled.
November 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I deleted the video of Fozzy trying to come inside the house. I really wanted to show y'all that footage but at the same time, I really hate what my voice did when I yelled.
An animal safety guy just called me, following up on my 911 call last night.
"So the bear found garbage on your deck? Yeah, he's going to come back a lot for the next 3 or 4 weeks. Make noise, throw rocks. If he breaks into the house, don't be in the same room as him."
"So the bear found garbage on your deck? Yeah, he's going to come back a lot for the next 3 or 4 weeks. Make noise, throw rocks. If he breaks into the house, don't be in the same room as him."
a close up of a anime girl with blue eyes
ALT: a close up of a anime girl with blue eyes
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
An animal safety guy just called me, following up on my 911 call last night.
"So the bear found garbage on your deck? Yeah, he's going to come back a lot for the next 3 or 4 weeks. Make noise, throw rocks. If he breaks into the house, don't be in the same room as him."
"So the bear found garbage on your deck? Yeah, he's going to come back a lot for the next 3 or 4 weeks. Make noise, throw rocks. If he breaks into the house, don't be in the same room as him."
No sign of Fozzy, but every 30 - 45 minutes, we hear something outside and jump out of bed to see if it's him.
Ug.
Ug.
November 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
No sign of Fozzy, but every 30 - 45 minutes, we hear something outside and jump out of bed to see if it's him.
Ug.
Ug.
Just did a quick search. No bear troubles. I think Fozzy might have left for now. Gonna get some real sleep, now.
November 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Just did a quick search. No bear troubles. I think Fozzy might have left for now. Gonna get some real sleep, now.
Oh great Goddess of bears that I just made up, who is named Veltisha I decided... I pray to you and ask you to keep us safe from Fozzy, who... let's be honest... is kind of an asshole. If we survive the night, I will sacrifice a lemon in your name, b/c I decided that's how you like to be honored.
November 9, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Oh great Goddess of bears that I just made up, who is named Veltisha I decided... I pray to you and ask you to keep us safe from Fozzy, who... let's be honest... is kind of an asshole. If we survive the night, I will sacrifice a lemon in your name, b/c I decided that's how you like to be honored.
Okay we're ready for bed. We have pots and pans noise makers, a flashlight, two big sticks, and a katana. Honestly, every little noise I hear, I'm like "IT'S FOZZY! HE'S BACK!". This is going to be a long night with some low quality sleep.
November 9, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Okay we're ready for bed. We have pots and pans noise makers, a flashlight, two big sticks, and a katana. Honestly, every little noise I hear, I'm like "IT'S FOZZY! HE'S BACK!". This is going to be a long night with some low quality sleep.
So when I was googling a phone number to call about Fozzy, these links popped up and it didn't help my state of mind.
November 9, 2025 at 10:35 AM
So when I was googling a phone number to call about Fozzy, these links popped up and it didn't help my state of mind.
This sucks. It's 2:30 in the morning and we wanna go to sleep. I mean... it's not like we can stay up all night. I guess... we go to sleep and just hope he doesn't come back? I don't even know.
November 9, 2025 at 10:31 AM
This sucks. It's 2:30 in the morning and we wanna go to sleep. I mean... it's not like we can stay up all night. I guess... we go to sleep and just hope he doesn't come back? I don't even know.
I'm discussing escape plans with my wife, in case Fozzy gets inside the house. This is kinda like a real life zombie movie. Barricading ourselves inside and listening for any movement.
November 9, 2025 at 10:26 AM
I'm discussing escape plans with my wife, in case Fozzy gets inside the house. This is kinda like a real life zombie movie. Barricading ourselves inside and listening for any movement.
I called 911. There's not much police/animal control can do for us since we're way out in the middle of nowhere. We're arming ourselves with noise makers and big sticks.
As a side note... Fozzy made me use my lower voice. Something I haven't done in a very long time and now I'm super dysphoric. :(
As a side note... Fozzy made me use my lower voice. Something I haven't done in a very long time and now I'm super dysphoric. :(
November 9, 2025 at 10:21 AM
I called 911. There's not much police/animal control can do for us since we're way out in the middle of nowhere. We're arming ourselves with noise makers and big sticks.
As a side note... Fozzy made me use my lower voice. Something I haven't done in a very long time and now I'm super dysphoric. :(
As a side note... Fozzy made me use my lower voice. Something I haven't done in a very long time and now I'm super dysphoric. :(
Reposted by Elli
every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
I'm drawing on Twitch. I'm having a hard time NOT drawing a penis. Feel free to come and lurk or say hi or come and rub my tummy while telling me that I smell like cookies. www.twitch.tv/ellipsis_gob...
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
November 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I'm drawing on Twitch. I'm having a hard time NOT drawing a penis. Feel free to come and lurk or say hi or come and rub my tummy while telling me that I smell like cookies. www.twitch.tv/ellipsis_gob...
Only things that poop, can create art.
November 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Only things that poop, can create art.
Never let yourself be put on Dell's email list. So much spam emails from them. When I try to unsubscribe, it prompts me to log in first. I bought 1 thing from them like 2 yrs ago. I dunno my password. I finally get in. 4 clicks later, I unsub and I'm told that it takes 10 BUSINESS DAYS to unsub.
November 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Never let yourself be put on Dell's email list. So much spam emails from them. When I try to unsubscribe, it prompts me to log in first. I bought 1 thing from them like 2 yrs ago. I dunno my password. I finally get in. 4 clicks later, I unsub and I'm told that it takes 10 BUSINESS DAYS to unsub.
We're both totally fine. 😊 We went out and cleaned up the massive garbage mess that Fozzy made. He ended up dragging trash down the mountain, so it took a bit of light climbing to clean it. Tonight I'm going to line up firewood like bowling pins, so Fozzy will make a lot of noise if he comes back.
November 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
We're both totally fine. 😊 We went out and cleaned up the massive garbage mess that Fozzy made. He ended up dragging trash down the mountain, so it took a bit of light climbing to clean it. Tonight I'm going to line up firewood like bowling pins, so Fozzy will make a lot of noise if he comes back.