Elliot K. Schwartz
@elliotkschwartz.bsky.social
✍🏻 LA Creative Director and Writer.
Ex. VICE Media. 🎭🎥📺 Ex. UCLA 🐻.
📖 Debut non-fiction book coming 2025.
Ex. VICE Media. 🎭🎥📺 Ex. UCLA 🐻.
📖 Debut non-fiction book coming 2025.
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January 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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OK… time to start that thing I’ve been putting off until the new year.
January 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
OK… time to start that thing I’ve been putting off until the new year.
Do you think Santa Claus is worried about being mistaken for a drone or UFO this year?
December 14, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Do you think Santa Claus is worried about being mistaken for a drone or UFO this year?
The irony is that most healthcare tragedies start at McDonald’s.
December 10, 2024 at 5:30 PM
The irony is that most healthcare tragedies start at McDonald’s.
🎵 Monday. Unadulterated Monday. 🎶
December 2, 2024 at 5:22 PM
🎵 Monday. Unadulterated Monday. 🎶
Just posted my Bluesky account to Threads. We are living in 2024.
November 25, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Just posted my Bluesky account to Threads. We are living in 2024.
Plagiarizzism = To plagiarize with rizz!
November 19, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Plagiarizzism = To plagiarize with rizz!
Too old for Tik-Tok. Too young for Facebook. Is this where I belong? #firstblueskypost
October 24, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Too old for Tik-Tok. Too young for Facebook. Is this where I belong? #firstblueskypost