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Elle V
@ellev1122.bsky.social
Professional eye roller 🙄 Reality TV stan 📺 Cruises are my calm 🚢 Food, drinks & books fuel my soul 🍝🍹📚 80s music lover 🎶 Be kind or keep scrolling 🌈 she/her/hers
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I need to find people who like to talk about TV. #GreysAnatomy #SisterWives #OuterBanks #JerseyShore Are you guys out there?
Whatever happened to Girl Scout cookies? That’s the one thing I miss about office life. There was always someone’s kid fundraising, and suddenly it was Thin Mint season whether you planned for it or not. Remote work really robbed me of that annual cookie guilt trip.
January 14, 2026 at 5:47 AM
My head hurts in a “is this sinuses, tension or the start of a migraine” way, so I took meds and tapped out of work for the rest of the day. I wish my OOO could say: if anyone needs me, please practice independence & problem-solving like grown adults until HR returns tomorrow.
January 13, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I’m looking for my next #audiobook and I need suggestions. Skip the obvious picks already on everyone’s TBR. Tell me about a book you loved that you feel didn’t get the hype it deserved. I’m open to pretty much all genres. #BookSky 💙📚
January 13, 2026 at 5:03 AM
This is just a reminder of how much is still left on my bucket list. 🙂

tenpages.github.io/us-level/us....
January 10, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Every time hockey shows up on TV my brain immediately goes, “oh is this #HeatedRivalry content?” Not the NHL, not a random commercial, just Shane and Ilya / Scott and Kip vibes. This is my personality now. I mean, couldn’t this be Scott in a NY Admirals uniform.
January 10, 2026 at 2:06 PM
I’m watching S2 of Unlocked: A Jail Experiment and I can’t get past the “this won’t work” attitude from the PSCO staff. Most of these guys are in for drug charges and theft. It really makes you realize how often the problem is way more outside the cells rather than inside in so many cases.
January 10, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Getting nominated for looking like you aren’t contributing when you’re one of the strongest gamers there isn’t strategy, it’s a production failure. Someone should’ve called cut and re-explained the secret traitor assignment to Donna. These first two murders we’re under false pretenses #TheTraitorsUS
January 9, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Two real housewives as traitors and still a real housewife went home. #TheTraitorsUS
January 9, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Did Michael just reach over his own glass to drink someone else’s water? #TheTraitorsUS
January 9, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Everyone being afraid of Swifties. 😂🤣 #TheTraitorsUS
January 9, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I really need someone to tell Kristen Kish to never be on a team with Michael Rapaport. It hurts my soul to root for a team with him on it. #TheTraitorsUS
January 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
His take on Andy and Anderson was spot on, but please don’t make us watch Colbert reenact anything. I’d watch Andy and Anderson in Heated Rivalry: Next Gen though.
Hudson reacts to Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen’s comments about “Heated Rivalry”

via AC360 on twitter
January 8, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Tried on last year’s vacation clothes and now “31 days until vacation” turned into “31 to make last year’s clothes fit.” Trying on last year’s bathing suit? Hard pass for now.
January 8, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Has anyone watched Hacks? We’re having fun binging it. I love a 30-minute comedy you can fly through without committing your whole life to it.
January 7, 2026 at 3:21 AM
I tried to jump back into Succession & The Last of Us and realized I waited too long. I forgot the plot and didn’t care enough to go back to catch up, so I’ll just never know how they end. Now I’m watching And Just Like That where prior season context doesn’t matter. Maybe this will be better.
January 6, 2026 at 11:44 PM
33 days until my cruise. Suitcase is open. I’ve entered my pre-cruise era where nothing matters. Tasks, problems, and responsibilities are simply not being accepted at this time.
January 6, 2026 at 10:44 PM
True love is being up for work while your partner is dead asleep, fully considering waking them out of spite, then deciding not to be a villain. Growth.
January 6, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Celebrating Little Christmas feels right. A final moment of holiday magic to honor my grandparents and the traditions they grew up with. Brought to you by a broom-riding witch who has no sense of direction and didn’t feel like leaving her house to go to a party one day. (I relate so hard.)
La Befana: Italy's beautiful Christmas tradition
Learn all about la Befana and the Day of the Epiphany in Italy, a great Italian Christmas tradition. Read on for more information about this enchanting story.
www.walksofitaly.com
January 6, 2026 at 1:09 PM
I don’t want to go to work tomorrow. Forget the Sunday scaries. I have the Sunday “I simply do not want to participate.”
a cartoon of grinch with the words i must stop monday from coming but how on the bottom
Alt: The Grinch scowling and tapping his fingers on a snowy cliff. Text above: ‘I must stop Monday from coming…’ Text below: ‘but how?
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Reading Husband Material by Alexis Hall. I loved Boyfriend Material, my brain is fried, and I need something hopeful and low-stakes. Light, cozy, exactly what I need. 💙📚
January 5, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Amazon, don’t you have years of data proving I avoid fitness in every way possible? Between my orders, Alexa interactions, Ring seeing DoorDash deliveries, and general vibe, this is a wild misread of who I am as a person. Or is this a suggestion that I need to change my ways? 🤔
January 4, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I got a Once Upon a Book Club box for Under the Tamarind Tree by Nigar Alam and love it. Plus, getting to open surprise gifts at specific pages made it even better. Can’t wait to check out their other book boxes so I can gift them to my other friends who love reading as much as I do 💙📚 #BookSky
Within the Garden Walls - Full Book Box
Unbox the Within the Garden Walls Full Box! 🌟📖 August 2023’s Adult Box features a captivating story and exclusive themed surprises. 🌸
www.onceuponabookclub.com
January 4, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Has anyone else tried the Reese’s Oreo peanut butter cups? It was… fine. Not bad, not something I’d ever seek out. If someone hands me one, sure. Am I buying them on purpose? Nope. They switched out chocolate for plain sugar and now the proportions feel off.
January 3, 2026 at 10:42 PM
It’s perfect as is. I’d add “too stupid” and this would be an 11 out of 10 post.
last doompost of the day but it is extremely depressing to spend your entire adult life watching society be destroyed by people who are either too old or too rich (or both) to care
January 3, 2026 at 5:09 PM
So we pardon drug traffickers but wage war on countries to capture their presidents for drugs and weapons? Make it make sense. The irony of this guy charging another president for anything. 2026 is off to a very familiar start.
January 3, 2026 at 4:51 PM