hella crops
ellac.bsky.social
hella crops
@ellac.bsky.social
I sat through a 7 act noise show yesterday in a cold warehouse as preparation for being eternally trapped in this medi-cal hold music situation today. this hold music loop cannot even get my goat up man, I am just riding it like a wave dude, 2 hours 46 minutes
November 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
love it how a jar of mayonnaise has become a luxury item
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
love to invite a friend over to eat 1lb of hot cheese soup with forks

fondue can be dinner if you put out enough stuff besides bread to dip in there. faves were apples, tiny potatoes, curried carrots & sautéed mushrooms.
November 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
gonna make fondue in the beautiful rig I got at the estate sale last week for $5. check out this cool burner (rest of rig in background)
November 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Ok if autocorrect changes the spelling one more time I’m going to scream.
HENTCHMEN HENTCHMEN HENTCHMEN
respect to my guys, who brought me along on tours to merch table. who treated me like a sister, a co-conspirator, a loved one. I’m glad j.w. is doing better and telling it like it is.
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
all I do is drink coffee and eat mimolette
November 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Ok if autocorrect changes the spelling one more time I’m going to scream.
HENTCHMEN HENTCHMEN HENTCHMEN
respect to my guys, who brought me along on tours to merch table. who treated me like a sister, a co-conspirator, a loved one. I’m glad j.w. is doing better and telling it like it is.
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I got one of those spaceship looking bodum vacuum coffee makers at an estate sale last week for $10 and it is fun to use. not fast but maybe it’s my weekend coffee maker.
November 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
in the “they grow up so fast” department: my friends baby who ripped my earring halfway outta my ear a long time ago. well… that baby just got quoted in the nyt
November 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
almost blinded by one drop of spicy ramen that flew in my eye. did I consider how something that toxically spicy might not be safe for my stomach? no, I did not. next time tho
November 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
oh no not laughing bum harranguing the instagram cafe customers lol
November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
was just reading through the user manual for my bluetooth transmitter in spanish cause that’s the one I found online. did not know that you call an rca jack “rca macho” but we should all be calling it that
November 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
so inexplicably nathan fielder has been spotted at the stupid instagram cafe in my neighborhood more than a dozen times in the past 4 months. theres a lot of speculation about why in the hell somebody rich from LA would be doing this to themselves. my guess is that it’s nookie related.
November 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
at the beautiful estate sale this weekend it was sad to see how people weren’t buying or even understanding the simple 18th century swiss and austrian furniture. it wasnt even expensive. it’s so rare here to see really old euro stuff. the big auction houses won’t even come here to get this stuff
November 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
yes I am in line at the estate sale at dawn. yes this eyeliner was from yesterday. yes it is still perfect. sue me
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
exhausted, lying in bed waiting for the mosquito that is somewhere in my room to come at me bro. lying in wait, swatter at the ready. I will fall asleep in .5 seconds
October 31, 2025 at 7:34 AM
corti bros, always innovating
October 31, 2025 at 7:32 AM
(some girls plays in the background ) “american girls want everything in the world you can possibly imagine!”
October 31, 2025 at 7:28 AM
somebody had to do it
October 31, 2025 at 7:17 AM
acting all paranoid and moving from room to room in my house every few minutes thinking I can evade the mosquito(s?) in here this way
October 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
job search report: I have applied for a business license
October 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I met the neighbors with the piano on their porch finally today after 8 yrs. they didn’t have help to move it down the big flight of stairs so they left it a few days out there on the covered porch, intending to give it away. an incredibly talented free jazz player saw it and couldn’t resist playing
October 22, 2025 at 6:35 AM
my downstairs neighbor is a dj and that’s why I didn’t feel at all bad for briefly using a sawzall in my living room at 9pm. that’s like noon to him.
October 22, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I say chicken scissors. you say poultry shears. who is the ridiculous one? is this some kinda usa “u and non-u” english usage?
October 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
went from iced coffee and mini socks to hot coffee and big ol wool socks in one day.
October 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM