God’s Sleepiest Soldier
@elklike.bsky.social
Atticus, 26, cozypilled prince of bedtime
2 Lindsey’s away from a full Lohan
2 Lindsey’s away from a full Lohan
Currently recovering from a top 10 most painful surgery and am on 3 different pain meds so if I’m saying crazy shit in the replies pay me no mind
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Currently recovering from a top 10 most painful surgery and am on 3 different pain meds so if I’m saying crazy shit in the replies pay me no mind
“Oh that bus route isn’t running. Yeah. Yeah, because of the volcano.” I’M SORRY???
October 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
“Oh that bus route isn’t running. Yeah. Yeah, because of the volcano.” I’M SORRY???
Food is so ridiculously cheap here in Japan. It’s like 30$ for a huge, full, delicious dinner that would cost around 80$ in Canada.
October 28, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Food is so ridiculously cheap here in Japan. It’s like 30$ for a huge, full, delicious dinner that would cost around 80$ in Canada.
Day off in Kyoto
October 19, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Day off in Kyoto
Unsure of where it’s socially acceptable to smoke in Osaka so I’ve just been hiding in alleyways with cunty peach cigarettes
October 16, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Unsure of where it’s socially acceptable to smoke in Osaka so I’ve just been hiding in alleyways with cunty peach cigarettes
Very happy in Japan btw
October 16, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Very happy in Japan btw
I feel like rumspringa. Not the event, just the way the word sounds. Is this a successful use of somatic therapy?
October 6, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I feel like rumspringa. Not the event, just the way the word sounds. Is this a successful use of somatic therapy?
Loveeee it when a man road rages so hard he tries to force me into oncoming traffic while screaming that I’m a stupid faggot and that he’d kill me just because I tried to merge into his lane
October 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Loveeee it when a man road rages so hard he tries to force me into oncoming traffic while screaming that I’m a stupid faggot and that he’d kill me just because I tried to merge into his lane
Coming out as a person who doesn’t believe audio books count as reading
September 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Coming out as a person who doesn’t believe audio books count as reading
I just sneezed really hard and now the room is spinning… my OCD is saying it’s interior arterial dissection so if I die just know I love you all. And my beautiful round fat ass was under appreciated.
September 19, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I just sneezed really hard and now the room is spinning… my OCD is saying it’s interior arterial dissection so if I die just know I love you all. And my beautiful round fat ass was under appreciated.
Ok so they’re scheduling me for a brain MRI and they’re gonna let me play music during it, what’s the absolute funniest music choice I can make for this
Got an appointment at the stroke clinic tomorrow can I get an “everything will be okay”
September 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Ok so they’re scheduling me for a brain MRI and they’re gonna let me play music during it, what’s the absolute funniest music choice I can make for this
Got an appointment at the stroke clinic tomorrow can I get an “everything will be okay”
September 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Got an appointment at the stroke clinic tomorrow can I get an “everything will be okay”
Tetanus shot hurts so bad :(
September 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Tetanus shot hurts so bad :(
Cozy weather at LAST
August 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Cozy weather at LAST
I simply do not understand knitters that complain about sleeve island. The moment I finish the body and get to move onto the sleeves is the most relief and excitement I feel in the entire process!! I cannot WAIT to finish the sleeves and get the thing done!
August 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I simply do not understand knitters that complain about sleeve island. The moment I finish the body and get to move onto the sleeves is the most relief and excitement I feel in the entire process!! I cannot WAIT to finish the sleeves and get the thing done!
It’s been too long since I’ve gotten laid, and longer still since I’ve wanted it
August 25, 2025 at 10:39 AM
It’s been too long since I’ve gotten laid, and longer still since I’ve wanted it
Friend said I’m giving “sexy dirtbag”, I thought I was giving “soft and fluffy”
August 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Friend said I’m giving “sexy dirtbag”, I thought I was giving “soft and fluffy”
Trying to do more things that I used to enjoy as a kid before society knocked it out of me, so I’m gonna go get my nails done :3
August 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Trying to do more things that I used to enjoy as a kid before society knocked it out of me, so I’m gonna go get my nails done :3
I think my type is best described as “clueless, sweet, horny, and a little bit scary.” Lost puppy but also somewhat deadly. Basically Eric Northman when he got his memory wiped, or The Corinthian when he was remade.
July 31, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I think my type is best described as “clueless, sweet, horny, and a little bit scary.” Lost puppy but also somewhat deadly. Basically Eric Northman when he got his memory wiped, or The Corinthian when he was remade.
Hey did you all know it’s like, really hot out?
July 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Hey did you all know it’s like, really hot out?
Is there a point in life where you’re too old to start MMA? I’ve wanted to for quite a few years, but I’m 26 and I’m wondering if it’s one of those sports like gymnastics where if you don’t start young you’re kinda screwed.
July 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Is there a point in life where you’re too old to start MMA? I’ve wanted to for quite a few years, but I’m 26 and I’m wondering if it’s one of those sports like gymnastics where if you don’t start young you’re kinda screwed.
Lately this summer, when it’s too hot to sleep, I’ll go out by myself to the lake to swim naked and watch the fireflies. It always makes me feel more refreshed and connected with myself, and is one of my new favourite practices to incorporate into the summer version of myself.
July 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Lately this summer, when it’s too hot to sleep, I’ll go out by myself to the lake to swim naked and watch the fireflies. It always makes me feel more refreshed and connected with myself, and is one of my new favourite practices to incorporate into the summer version of myself.
Oh wait you CAN post videos to Bluesky. Anyways I’ve never been this slicked with sweat in my life and I’ve never felt more free.
June 28, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Oh wait you CAN post videos to Bluesky. Anyways I’ve never been this slicked with sweat in my life and I’ve never felt more free.