Eliza Schultz
elizaischultz.bsky.social
Eliza Schultz
@elizaischultz.bsky.social
labor lawyer, clog expert, Mischa's mom
subway fare going up to $3 is so fucked up
November 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
everyone is lucky that I haven’t l created a disturbance in response to the subway ad that says “IQ is 50% genetic, height is 80% genetic, have your best baby”
November 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
thanks for NOTHING New Jersey! (You know what you did)
November 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
virginia i dont hate you for the time being even though law school was a bad time <3
November 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
every few years I remember Mars 2112 and my several evenings there 🙏👽🥲
November 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
always embarrassing to go on a little 3 mile run on marathon day
November 2, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Alex from Survivor 49 reminds me of how all the guys I dated in DC were so charmed by themselves!!!
October 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I have something to say about fashion but I have absolutely no platform for same
October 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
beautiful piece by my best friend
September 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Noah just implemented a new house rule: can’t interrupt a human to talk to a dog
September 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Survivor 49 cast is like all nerds
September 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
the case for not being on twitter is that your feed won't be like 60% taylor swift content
August 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Reposted by Eliza Schultz
Mariam Abu Daqqa had worked for the Associated Press.
In an earlier interview, journalist Mariam Abu Daqqa, killed this morning by the Israeli army in the horrific attack on Nasser Medical Complex, shared her fears while documenting the Israeli genocide in Gaza from the very first day.
August 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Reposted by Eliza Schultz
Another day, another massacre at a hospital with our tax dollars. At least 15 people killed inside a hospital, including Associated Press and Reuters journalist.

Hussam Al-Masri, Palestinian cameraman and Reuters worker, was among the murdered. Picture is from only 3 weeks ago.
August 25, 2025 at 12:20 PM
it’s so dead here I am so sad
August 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
btw I fucking love Jerusalem Demsas and Matt Bruenig and Adelle Waldman (Adelle doesn’t know I exist but I read her books) so I’m all about The Argument
August 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I’m sure others have said this but if you’re a billionaire then you’re not a showgirl
August 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
not our paper of record the New York Times publishing an article about fawning as the fourth stress response a month after Ms Parvati Shallow releases a memoir structured around same
August 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I dont think I could muster up kind things about OV 2.0 even if Ty weren't Elon aligned..... collection is hopelessly busted :/
August 6, 2025 at 2:44 AM
can’t believe meine bestie is turning 98 tomorrow
August 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
u can get your billables in or you can get your steps in and then there’s those rare days you can sneak in los dos (not today)
July 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Israel is killing starving Palestinians who are desperately seeking food supplies. my great grandfather Max was murdered for picking up a handful of sugar beets off the ground. and Israel says it is doing this in my name
July 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I love how excited people get when I reveal I am left handed
July 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
survived yet another Doen warehouse sale
July 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
what is the The God of the Woods of summer 2025??
July 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM