Rio wants to know if you drank water today (he knows you didn’t)

Just saying, Samurai Jack would make an awesome R-rated John Wick style action movie

Jokes on anyone who tries to scam my passwords out of me. I don't even remember them.

Spotify should do what the Madden games did with the classic teams and let me listen to only Howard era Killswitch Engage

Don’t buy today. Give the greedheads a taste of their own medicine.

What can I do to convince Spotify that I never want to listen to five finger death punch?

My 6 month old cat has better recall than my nearly 3 year old dog

I've loved System since the toxicity days. When this song came out I thought it was alright, but it is really growing on me now. Makes me wish they would make more music.

I've never wanted to accuse a bird of being a short person in a costume before

Curb has off the charts rewatchability

Subscriptions are such a scam. If my drain is leaking I should be able to hire a guy to come and fix it without signing up for god damn plumber+

Potentially hot take on Metallica, Death Magnetic had some bangers. I hear a lot of people trashing that album, it's a shame

I made this piece of nightmare fuel for a white elephant gag gift, but now my friend wants one. I give you the Rocktopus in Bambu PLA Marble

I think it's time to rewatch inglorious bastards

Algorithm do your thing!

Looking for those interested in
- music (bonus points if it's metal)
- tech
- 3D printing/DIY projects
- pets/animals of any kind
- tattoos
- food and cooking
- nature/conservation
- world cultures
It's looking like this is the moron free Twitter I was hoping for