Elias Blackwood
@elisubmarine.bsky.social
A story about a man in limbo.
I hope every game from here until the end of time is “woke.” I don’t want those chuds to ever enjoy anything ever again.
December 14, 2024 at 4:57 PM
I hope every game from here until the end of time is “woke.” I don’t want those chuds to ever enjoy anything ever again.
The rate of inflation is increasing so quickly that economists are labeling it a supersonic catastrophe. Google “sonic inflation” to learn more.
December 13, 2024 at 4:43 PM
The rate of inflation is increasing so quickly that economists are labeling it a supersonic catastrophe. Google “sonic inflation” to learn more.
My only regret on leaving most forms of social media is that I have less platforms to hype up my perfect wife on.
November 30, 2024 at 10:20 AM
My only regret on leaving most forms of social media is that I have less platforms to hype up my perfect wife on.
My wife just called the twist of an eight episode mini series halfway through the first episode. I’m so proud.
November 27, 2024 at 10:00 PM
My wife just called the twist of an eight episode mini series halfway through the first episode. I’m so proud.
Dune: Prophecy is nice and slow, I love it. It also has Mark Strong, who I’d watch in anything.
November 26, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Dune: Prophecy is nice and slow, I love it. It also has Mark Strong, who I’d watch in anything.
This man deserved worse. Mouthwashing is one of very few games to ever make me feel genuinely sick.
November 24, 2024 at 3:23 PM
This man deserved worse. Mouthwashing is one of very few games to ever make me feel genuinely sick.
I left all other social media for the sake of simplicity, but now I don’t have anyone to scream about the new Kendrick album with.
MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD.
MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD.
November 22, 2024 at 10:26 PM
I left all other social media for the sake of simplicity, but now I don’t have anyone to scream about the new Kendrick album with.
MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD.
MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD.
I wish I’d put my sunk cost fallacy into Pokémon cards instead of Yu-Gi-Oh. That Pokémon card art is way cooler.
November 22, 2024 at 3:41 PM
I wish I’d put my sunk cost fallacy into Pokémon cards instead of Yu-Gi-Oh. That Pokémon card art is way cooler.
The best part about Bluesky is that it leaves me the fuck alone. Just let me post my nonsense and then I’ll leave in peace.
November 19, 2024 at 12:38 AM
The best part about Bluesky is that it leaves me the fuck alone. Just let me post my nonsense and then I’ll leave in peace.
I watched like ten straight minutes of a cricket game on TikTok and I genuinely cannot understand how that game is played. It SEEMS simple, I’ve even looked up the rules, but watching it feels like nonsense.
November 17, 2024 at 11:19 AM
I watched like ten straight minutes of a cricket game on TikTok and I genuinely cannot understand how that game is played. It SEEMS simple, I’ve even looked up the rules, but watching it feels like nonsense.
People like to make wishes when the clock is on 11:11, but for me, when the clock is on 3:11? Woah, amber is the color of her energy.
November 17, 2024 at 9:12 AM
People like to make wishes when the clock is on 11:11, but for me, when the clock is on 3:11? Woah, amber is the color of her energy.
I need an enemies to lovers arc where one kills the other and doesn’t realize they loved them until it’s too late.
November 17, 2024 at 1:05 AM
I need an enemies to lovers arc where one kills the other and doesn’t realize they loved them until it’s too late.
bro what the fuck was up with that episode of dan da dan
i demand recompense for watching that nightmare
i demand recompense for watching that nightmare
November 16, 2024 at 7:35 PM
bro what the fuck was up with that episode of dan da dan
i demand recompense for watching that nightmare
i demand recompense for watching that nightmare
Sometimes you just gotta rest.
November 15, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Sometimes you just gotta rest.
Her snowsuit is a LITTLE big on her…
November 13, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Her snowsuit is a LITTLE big on her…
“You can use Coke to clean rust, what do you think it’s doing to your body?!”
Well I’m not made of rust, so I’m safe.
Well I’m not made of rust, so I’m safe.
November 13, 2024 at 4:57 PM
“You can use Coke to clean rust, what do you think it’s doing to your body?!”
Well I’m not made of rust, so I’m safe.
Well I’m not made of rust, so I’m safe.
Charlie has been having some great sleep periods, which means she’s learning. Unfortunately, what she learned was how to scratch herself in the eyes. Not a great skill to have.
November 13, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Charlie has been having some great sleep periods, which means she’s learning. Unfortunately, what she learned was how to scratch herself in the eyes. Not a great skill to have.
One thing I adore about Veilguard is that the NPCs develop with or without you. If you don’t romance them, they fall for other characters. Even the non-companion characters grow and shift as the game changes. It isn’t just centered around your actions, and I think that rocks.
November 11, 2024 at 10:06 AM
One thing I adore about Veilguard is that the NPCs develop with or without you. If you don’t romance them, they fall for other characters. Even the non-companion characters grow and shift as the game changes. It isn’t just centered around your actions, and I think that rocks.
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This election was the worst splatfest I have ever participated in.
November 7, 2024 at 4:45 AM
This election was the worst splatfest I have ever participated in.
Oops, now I have two Rooks, couldn’t help it.
November 6, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Oops, now I have two Rooks, couldn’t help it.
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if today isn't an incentive to be 100% done with twitter, i damn sure dont know what is
fuck Donald Trump
if you voted for that dickhead
dont look at me, dont talk to me, dont even think about me & mines
you dont give a fuck bout me, my skin color AND my trans peers + friends
fuck Donald Trump
if you voted for that dickhead
dont look at me, dont talk to me, dont even think about me & mines
you dont give a fuck bout me, my skin color AND my trans peers + friends
November 6, 2024 at 3:52 PM
if today isn't an incentive to be 100% done with twitter, i damn sure dont know what is
fuck Donald Trump
if you voted for that dickhead
dont look at me, dont talk to me, dont even think about me & mines
you dont give a fuck bout me, my skin color AND my trans peers + friends
fuck Donald Trump
if you voted for that dickhead
dont look at me, dont talk to me, dont even think about me & mines
you dont give a fuck bout me, my skin color AND my trans peers + friends
I just want to apologize to my daughter. I’m sorry, Charlotte. I voted. I tried.
November 6, 2024 at 12:58 PM
I just want to apologize to my daughter. I’m sorry, Charlotte. I voted. I tried.
I need more people to gush about #TheVeilguard with, because this shit is immaculate.
November 4, 2024 at 10:44 PM
I need more people to gush about #TheVeilguard with, because this shit is immaculate.
I love how inclusive Veilguard is. It’s not just a “pick your pronouns” game, but it includes trans affirmations, prosthetics, and discourse on cultural identity? Veilguard rocks.
November 3, 2024 at 1:51 PM
I love how inclusive Veilguard is. It’s not just a “pick your pronouns” game, but it includes trans affirmations, prosthetics, and discourse on cultural identity? Veilguard rocks.