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Elise 🐢
@elisedotkom.bsky.social
here for the yiay answers
alex your shoutouts are making me overstimulated
June 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
how am I lusty huh?????
June 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
thank u alex I'll take potent potables for 400
May 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
saw a tiktok of a girl having people guess her nursing specialty based on her grad pics and her grad pics are just 30 pics of her wearing either a grad gown or scrubs while holding a stethoscope with some pics of her with an IV flush like yes girl give us nothing
April 17, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I saw this tiktok comment on a post about posting on instagram and the comment was like done with posting there that they're moving back to facebook so moms can hype them up and you know what hell yeah I might start doing the same
April 16, 2025 at 4:42 PM
angela girratana voice thanks shayne
April 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
come on and SLAM

and welcome to the JAM
March 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
ain't no way this restaurant played the numa numa and the epic sax guy song song for the duration I was here
January 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
my job puts me in the psych ward
I convert tax dollars to pdfs
January 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
only straights can eat
January 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
just put myself in a state of shock after biting down and tasting the ginger on my gingerbread cookie
December 29, 2024 at 3:22 PM
my mom is screenshotting pictures of people posing at places in hong kong for her to use when we go there next week I stan
December 18, 2024 at 2:45 AM
saw someone here at whole foods with one of my nursing school's sweater and I looked for a long time but they caught me i'm nosy I wanna know who they are
December 13, 2024 at 1:24 AM
just finished all the cool school things I had to do and now I have no purpose in life until I leave the country in a little over 10 days
December 12, 2024 at 7:19 PM
i'm only looking at your spotify wrapped to see if your minutes listened are higher than mine (55,538)
December 4, 2024 at 8:09 PM
I went to vegas this past weekend and learned that daiquiri is pronounced "dak-errr-eee" and not "da-queer-ee"
December 3, 2024 at 9:07 PM
i'm watching asap, a filipino singing show, and the two people singing REALLY tried die with a smile but I could not cringe every few seconds come on philippines I thought you were better than this
December 3, 2024 at 9:04 PM
guys I don't think bruno mars has made any bad songs
November 30, 2024 at 10:44 PM
gatorade baby

(my mom's tummy hurty)
November 28, 2024 at 10:39 PM
i'm at my family's business's holiday party and I won two games and got target gift cards for both games I am two times richer in target money
November 27, 2024 at 11:08 PM
i'm pretty sure there are nurses in that st denis nbc show bc they really NAILED the filipino nurse persona
November 27, 2024 at 5:02 AM
here are my thoughts on wicked
November 26, 2024 at 10:39 PM
dear billy joel,

you missed a huge opportunity in movin out (anthony's song). instead of singing you should never argue with a crazy mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mind, it should have been argue with a maniac-ac-ac-ac-ac please change your song
November 25, 2024 at 2:16 AM
my group made me do a hear me out cake with them
November 24, 2024 at 5:39 PM
ahh yes paul cartney my favorite music
November 24, 2024 at 6:40 AM