elisa, too smart to function
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I am confused
January 12, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I am confused
I think we do new years too early. It should happen in march. When spring starts and the sun and the green starts coming back.
But i guess that’s not march for everywhere… but im me and this is my request.
But i guess that’s not march for everywhere… but im me and this is my request.
January 10, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I think we do new years too early. It should happen in march. When spring starts and the sun and the green starts coming back.
But i guess that’s not march for everywhere… but im me and this is my request.
But i guess that’s not march for everywhere… but im me and this is my request.
BLeeM is so slutty for having all that chest hair out
January 9, 2026 at 8:20 PM
BLeeM is so slutty for having all that chest hair out
Tbh. Me starting to write in a planner should be a panic attack red flag.
January 9, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Tbh. Me starting to write in a planner should be a panic attack red flag.
“I lost my memories in the mental health war. I forgor. “
-Karina drawfee, paraphrased
-Karina drawfee, paraphrased
January 9, 2026 at 1:18 PM
“I lost my memories in the mental health war. I forgor. “
-Karina drawfee, paraphrased
-Karina drawfee, paraphrased
It is so embarrassing and exhausting to go through a panic attack.
January 9, 2026 at 5:24 AM
It is so embarrassing and exhausting to go through a panic attack.
This shit is so ass
January 9, 2026 at 3:34 AM
This shit is so ass
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1) 🫂
2) I could not get over the Garfield Fan Club shirt Hank was wearing in the teaser for season 2 of Ask Hank Anything, so much so I had to make an AHA variant. Looking forward to the new season!
2) I could not get over the Garfield Fan Club shirt Hank was wearing in the teaser for season 2 of Ask Hank Anything, so much so I had to make an AHA variant. Looking forward to the new season!
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
1) 🫂
2) I could not get over the Garfield Fan Club shirt Hank was wearing in the teaser for season 2 of Ask Hank Anything, so much so I had to make an AHA variant. Looking forward to the new season!
2) I could not get over the Garfield Fan Club shirt Hank was wearing in the teaser for season 2 of Ask Hank Anything, so much so I had to make an AHA variant. Looking forward to the new season!
I need to get my head in the game 🏀⛹️♀️
January 7, 2026 at 4:02 PM
I need to get my head in the game 🏀⛹️♀️
So I Google searched “Monterey bay aquarium frog” and the first result was for a pink frogmouth fish. So I drew one!
They are less pink than this in real life it seems. Here are some pics I referenced too!
They are less pink than this in real life it seems. Here are some pics I referenced too!
January 7, 2026 at 3:16 AM
So I Google searched “Monterey bay aquarium frog” and the first result was for a pink frogmouth fish. So I drew one!
They are less pink than this in real life it seems. Here are some pics I referenced too!
They are less pink than this in real life it seems. Here are some pics I referenced too!
“Your grandma is beautiful”
“That’s English musician, astrophysicist, animal rights activist, and co-founder of Queen, Brian May”
“… well she’s beautiful”
“That’s English musician, astrophysicist, animal rights activist, and co-founder of Queen, Brian May”
“… well she’s beautiful”
January 6, 2026 at 9:12 PM
“Your grandma is beautiful”
“That’s English musician, astrophysicist, animal rights activist, and co-founder of Queen, Brian May”
“… well she’s beautiful”
“That’s English musician, astrophysicist, animal rights activist, and co-founder of Queen, Brian May”
“… well she’s beautiful”
There’s no shame in eating two pieces of bread. That’s a sandwich. Everyone eats sandwiches. You are one of everyone. It’s okay to eat a sandwich.
January 6, 2026 at 1:39 PM
There’s no shame in eating two pieces of bread. That’s a sandwich. Everyone eats sandwiches. You are one of everyone. It’s okay to eat a sandwich.
What should I draw tonight?
- I might make it into a sticker
- it should be cute and not make me cry
- I might be too tired tonight and I might do it tomorrow instead.
- I might make it into a sticker
- it should be cute and not make me cry
- I might be too tired tonight and I might do it tomorrow instead.
January 5, 2026 at 2:31 PM
What should I draw tonight?
- I might make it into a sticker
- it should be cute and not make me cry
- I might be too tired tonight and I might do it tomorrow instead.
- I might make it into a sticker
- it should be cute and not make me cry
- I might be too tired tonight and I might do it tomorrow instead.
Inject the Monterey Bay Aquarium Lofi Beats Kelp Forest video directly into my veins
January 4, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Inject the Monterey Bay Aquarium Lofi Beats Kelp Forest video directly into my veins
When does pms stop
January 3, 2026 at 3:21 AM
When does pms stop
We don’t talk about the Mythbusters enough these days
January 3, 2026 at 1:25 AM
We don’t talk about the Mythbusters enough these days
I can’t wait to get back home tonight.
January 2, 2026 at 1:27 PM
I can’t wait to get back home tonight.
I’m just gonna say it
There’s too many people named Kevin
Sorry if you’re a Kevin
There’s too many people named Kevin
Sorry if you’re a Kevin
January 1, 2026 at 8:24 PM
I’m just gonna say it
There’s too many people named Kevin
Sorry if you’re a Kevin
There’s too many people named Kevin
Sorry if you’re a Kevin
Did any one else do the thing where you say the rhyming words on the beat?
January 1, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Did any one else do the thing where you say the rhyming words on the beat?
Ok. I’m ready to go home now.
January 1, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Ok. I’m ready to go home now.
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Please. Just one night without a weird af dream or a weird af noise that wakes me up.
December 30, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Please. Just one night without a weird af dream or a weird af noise that wakes me up.
It got a little wrinkly, but, all done!!
December 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
It got a little wrinkly, but, all done!!
Does nutrition in crops change year to year? Are more nutritious crops valued higher than the same less nutritious crop?
December 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Does nutrition in crops change year to year? Are more nutritious crops valued higher than the same less nutritious crop?
I hope they still make the kids shampoo that comes in a fish
December 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I hope they still make the kids shampoo that comes in a fish