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Eli Radtke
@eliradtke17.bsky.social
Nocturnal. Cat dad. Writer.
A crow sends out a party invite. Call that an attempted murder
October 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
“Sorry we have a full flight today we need someone to come check their bags, there haven’t been any volunteers!”

Sounds like a YOU problem airlines in keeping my stuff out of the nightmare box
October 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
@jayboller.bsky.social I love the tips scale, I thought the Denver omelette and cheeseburger one were good (for gas station food)
September 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Diners, drive-ins and… gas stations? I get to try the new menu collaboration between Guy Fieri and Holiday/Circle K station stores. Come along for the ride with me and @heavytable.com
September 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
@lastweektonight.com in light of the St. Paul Saints comment, check out what they have going on at the food courts heavytable.com/hot-dog-hell...
Hot Dog Hell: A Tasting Tour of the Saint Paul Saints’ Six-Foot Dog – Heavy Table
heavytable.com
May 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Reposted by Eli Radtke
Behold, the $135, six-foot-long, nearly infinitely fattening Saint Paul Saints Land of 10,000 Calories hot dog, as reviewed and (almost completely) eaten by @eliradtke17.bsky.social and friends. heavytable.com/hot-dog-hell...
April 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The story is up! Enjoy the story of me eating much too much hot dog
One of my favorite things about editing The Heavy Table is getting to send writers out to do the sort of insane and hilarious stuff that the 25-year-old version of me was always game for. This one looked like a damn doozy.
Behold, the $135, six-foot-long, nearly infinitely fattening Saint Paul Saints Land of 10,000 Calories hot dog, as reviewed and (almost completely) eaten by @eliradtke17.bsky.social and friends. heavytable.com/hot-dog-hell...
April 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Reposted by Eli Radtke
One of my favorite things about editing The Heavy Table is getting to send writers out to do the sort of insane and hilarious stuff that the 25-year-old version of me was always game for. This one looked like a damn doozy.
Behold, the $135, six-foot-long, nearly infinitely fattening Saint Paul Saints Land of 10,000 Calories hot dog, as reviewed and (almost completely) eaten by @eliradtke17.bsky.social and friends. heavytable.com/hot-dog-hell...
April 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Before/after.
April 9, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Sorry I missed your call I was reading smut
March 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The “finance” department doing “quarterly forecasting”
January 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM