Eli
banner
elielieli.bsky.social
Eli
@elielieli.bsky.social
flavorice consumer
Gen Xers are crazy, real conversation overheard at work

A: you ever go into those massage chairs at the mall?

B: yeah but they’re a little rough

A: yeah that’s the way I like it hahaaaa I’m in there like AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa people walking by looking at me like I’m a weirdo
January 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
tonight’s work partner literally chain smokes cigars the smell is doing a number on my sanity
January 21, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Pro israel coworker called herself a leftist, more at 3
January 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Did you guys know that half the women on raya work in medical device sales and live in NYC
January 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
huh, according to the Chinese it’s the year of my ex
January 4, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I think fb is imploding cause I just got a video ad of a woman uncensoredly fingerbanging herself til she squirted
January 3, 2025 at 4:04 AM
“free speech app” but I can’t tell a rapist to kill themselves
January 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
can someone point me in the direction of the boobies and butts accounts. I’ve had two 13% beers and they are hittin
January 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
“Do you hate me” but at my dog
January 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
my biggest ick? failing to close the parentheses
December 20, 2024 at 10:04 PM
I can tell the last of my loverboy tendencies haven’t been totally snuffed out because I still wish I had someone to buy flowers for when I go to the grocery store
December 20, 2024 at 7:21 AM
just got diagnosed with psoriasis who want me
December 18, 2024 at 5:24 PM
bowling so underrated like yeah I wanna whip this heavy ass ball and knock stuff down tbh
December 18, 2024 at 4:32 PM
my job on the commune would be rebound fuck
December 17, 2024 at 5:16 AM
boobs are unfortunately pivotal to my mental health
December 17, 2024 at 1:18 AM
remembered how easy fish is to season and cook today, and salad kits are $3.50 at acme. connecting a lot of dots, leveling up, etc
December 17, 2024 at 12:56 AM
saying you want a “friends to lovers romance” on a dating app makes me think you don’t know how a “friends to lovers romance” works
December 15, 2024 at 10:15 PM
This app has a huge bot problem
December 15, 2024 at 9:17 PM
I would much rather walk to checkout with an armful of groceries instead of using a cart. give me my baskets back
December 15, 2024 at 1:13 AM
matched with the artist of my 6th most listened Spotify song on Raya but she hasn’t messaged me back should I kill myself
December 14, 2024 at 9:24 PM
I’ve been hallucinating the “key in ignition and door open” sound for six hours
December 12, 2024 at 12:36 PM
if you get faster than 99% of CEOs in every LinkedIn puzzle game they should give you the name and address of 1 CEO
December 10, 2024 at 8:12 PM
giving my dog a bath bc he’s itchy and I love him
December 10, 2024 at 8:08 PM
I’m gonna call it right now, the next person I fall in love with is not going to be looking for a relationship
December 10, 2024 at 9:03 AM