Eli
eliastheguyas.bsky.social
Eli
@eliastheguyas.bsky.social
Lover of Boston sports (especially ☘️) and 🍕. I also like other foods, I promise.
I was pretty low on the vuc trade for the fact that we lost Anfernee, and I'm definitely not gonna get too high on him too quick, but damn I am impressed with how he played tonight. He was a huge part of making Miami's lead vanish.
February 7, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Eddie House at the desk is still weird to me. He ain't Eddie Office!
February 7, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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The bums!
February 7, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Man how cool is it that Drake Maye wanted to wear the Celtics jersey at the game he went to. He understands the assignment!!
February 7, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Spoelstra is such a fucking good coach. That's why I fucking hate when the Celtics play Miami. He is so fucking good. You can never really count them out. They're like roaches.
That said, FUCK THE HEAT LMAO 22 POINT LEAD VANISHED JUST LIKE YOUR CHAMPIONSHIP WINDOW U BUMS
February 7, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Looks like someone had an "off night"
February 7, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Derrick White 🥹
February 7, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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And I repeat:
I’m so sick of this pattern

(1) Jaylen Brown starts the game getting slapped, grabbed, etc with zero fouls called
(2) Jaylen fights through it using physicality
(3) Jaylen called for offensive fouls

I’m not saying they aren’t offensive fouls, but call it evenly, refs.
February 7, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Never mind, they seem to have gotten it right
I want the L2M
February 7, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I want the L2M
February 7, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Ahh my heart is not liking this game lol
February 7, 2026 at 2:56 AM
You kidding me? That's a jump ball but not the Hugo tie up??
February 7, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Another day, another plethora of Jaylen not getting calls
February 7, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Yeah I'm sure Courtney Kirkland had a great angle of what was going on under the rim from fucking half court
February 7, 2026 at 2:49 AM
I'm so not used to seeing the Celtics shoot free throws lol
February 7, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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Pritchard is going silly tonight
February 7, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Payton Pritchard is going to take your lunch money
February 7, 2026 at 2:39 AM
That shoulda been a fucking jump ball
February 7, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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We can all believe
Or should
February 7, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Man if I ever get to go to a game at the garden (the real one not MSG) I'm gonna be so fucking hype
February 7, 2026 at 2:33 AM
My goodness Baylor
February 7, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Celtics have a lead 🥹
February 7, 2026 at 2:27 AM
It's a 3 point game lol
February 7, 2026 at 2:23 AM
I just wanted to see a bit if vuc's debut lol this is great
February 7, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Well holy shit I guess I gotta keep this game on
February 7, 2026 at 2:20 AM