Got together with some old friends last night. It was like I never moved away. Good to have buddies.
November 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Got together with some old friends last night. It was like I never moved away. Good to have buddies.
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CEO: We need to cut costs.
Accountant: We paid you $50 million last year. You are being paid $1 million for this meeting.
CEO: Who's that in the hallway?
Accountant: That's Greg. He is the only thing keeping this company together. We pay him in nickels and Grubhub gift cards.
CEO: Fire Greg.
Accountant: We paid you $50 million last year. You are being paid $1 million for this meeting.
CEO: Who's that in the hallway?
Accountant: That's Greg. He is the only thing keeping this company together. We pay him in nickels and Grubhub gift cards.
CEO: Fire Greg.
November 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
CEO: We need to cut costs.
Accountant: We paid you $50 million last year. You are being paid $1 million for this meeting.
CEO: Who's that in the hallway?
Accountant: That's Greg. He is the only thing keeping this company together. We pay him in nickels and Grubhub gift cards.
CEO: Fire Greg.
Accountant: We paid you $50 million last year. You are being paid $1 million for this meeting.
CEO: Who's that in the hallway?
Accountant: That's Greg. He is the only thing keeping this company together. We pay him in nickels and Grubhub gift cards.
CEO: Fire Greg.
Visiting my parents and their AC is out.
In south Florida.
Also their water pressure is nearly non-existent. This is gonna be a difficult week!
In south Florida.
Also their water pressure is nearly non-existent. This is gonna be a difficult week!
November 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Visiting my parents and their AC is out.
In south Florida.
Also their water pressure is nearly non-existent. This is gonna be a difficult week!
In south Florida.
Also their water pressure is nearly non-existent. This is gonna be a difficult week!
Christian McCaffrey two touchdowns already and the second quarter has barely started 🥹
November 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Christian McCaffrey two touchdowns already and the second quarter has barely started 🥹
Hell yes. Old games are comforting. Some of them are worth every replay. Looking at super Metroid and chrono trigger in particular.
November 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Hell yes. Old games are comforting. Some of them are worth every replay. Looking at super Metroid and chrono trigger in particular.
FAU alum Devin "Motor" Singletary TD
November 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
FAU alum Devin "Motor" Singletary TD
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Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
Well, well, well. What have we got here? Another city slicker who thinks he can waltz into my town and start causin’ all sorts of trouble. I’d be careful if I was you, fella. Because however they do t...
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November 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
The day I leave for vacation, I run into two people I haven't seen in a long while at the airport. One is a lady from the gym who's a total sweetheart and was dealing with entitled customers, the other is one of the best jazz pianists I've heard live (Herbie Hancock is obviously number 1 though).
November 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The day I leave for vacation, I run into two people I haven't seen in a long while at the airport. One is a lady from the gym who's a total sweetheart and was dealing with entitled customers, the other is one of the best jazz pianists I've heard live (Herbie Hancock is obviously number 1 though).
I think the NBA cup actually is detrimental. My unproven hypothesis is that forcing games into smaller windows to clear the schedule for the cup is leading to a worse regular season product because of increased back to backs. Plus the actual tournament doesn't really even matter.
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I think the NBA cup actually is detrimental. My unproven hypothesis is that forcing games into smaller windows to clear the schedule for the cup is leading to a worse regular season product because of increased back to backs. Plus the actual tournament doesn't really even matter.
Really cool of RUSH to be playing in my city when I'm in Canada. Love that. Thanks RUSH!
November 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Really cool of RUSH to be playing in my city when I'm in Canada. Love that. Thanks RUSH!
Deep purple is made up of some of the most individually underrated rock musicians of all time IMO. Every single musician is phenomenal, and the cohesive vision was somewhere perfectly between led zeppelin and black sabbath.
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Deep purple is made up of some of the most individually underrated rock musicians of all time IMO. Every single musician is phenomenal, and the cohesive vision was somewhere perfectly between led zeppelin and black sabbath.
thank you stefon and justin for putting up nearly 20 points each
thank you breece for putting up less than 10 on my opponent's roster
thank you hunter henry for putting up more than breece did, even from my bench
thank you breece for putting up less than 10 on my opponent's roster
thank you hunter henry for putting up more than breece did, even from my bench
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
thank you stefon and justin for putting up nearly 20 points each
thank you breece for putting up less than 10 on my opponent's roster
thank you hunter henry for putting up more than breece did, even from my bench
thank you breece for putting up less than 10 on my opponent's roster
thank you hunter henry for putting up more than breece did, even from my bench
Every year on my birthday I get a little overwhelmed.
I love to chat with people but I really mostly just do my own thing. And I'm horrible about remembering other people's birthdays.
I also was diagnosed with depression in high school, and frankly wasn't sure I was gonna hit 30.
I love to chat with people but I really mostly just do my own thing. And I'm horrible about remembering other people's birthdays.
I also was diagnosed with depression in high school, and frankly wasn't sure I was gonna hit 30.
November 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Every year on my birthday I get a little overwhelmed.
I love to chat with people but I really mostly just do my own thing. And I'm horrible about remembering other people's birthdays.
I also was diagnosed with depression in high school, and frankly wasn't sure I was gonna hit 30.
I love to chat with people but I really mostly just do my own thing. And I'm horrible about remembering other people's birthdays.
I also was diagnosed with depression in high school, and frankly wasn't sure I was gonna hit 30.
Patriots beating the shit out of the jets on my birthday like they know 🥹
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Patriots beating the shit out of the jets on my birthday like they know 🥹
i have justin fields and my opponent has breece
guess which one's got a rushing td, lol
guess which one's got a rushing td, lol
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
i have justin fields and my opponent has breece
guess which one's got a rushing td, lol
guess which one's got a rushing td, lol
I feel like I could go pro in the national pizza league
November 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I feel like I could go pro in the national pizza league
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REMINDER: The whole "Next Face Of The NBA" discussion began because people needed other options of young players to glaze after LeBron, Steph & KD retire because they didn't want to give it to the Jays because they're both Boston Celtics.
November 13, 2025 at 7:38 AM
REMINDER: The whole "Next Face Of The NBA" discussion began because people needed other options of young players to glaze after LeBron, Steph & KD retire because they didn't want to give it to the Jays because they're both Boston Celtics.
I am happy that jrue is balling out, but damn if it doesn't make me miss him in green
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I am happy that jrue is balling out, but damn if it doesn't make me miss him in green
At least the free throws were finally even
November 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
At least the free throws were finally even
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November 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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those beautiful naked women have made a compelling argument i am going to steer this ship into the rocks
November 19, 2024 at 3:06 PM
those beautiful naked women have made a compelling argument i am going to steer this ship into the rocks
3 days into maintenance eating and my irritability has all but vanished. Turns out losing weight actually fucking sucks!
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
3 days into maintenance eating and my irritability has all but vanished. Turns out losing weight actually fucking sucks!
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
Congrats to Drake!
London, that is, for being the only fucking guy on my entire fantasy roster that isn't an abject disappointment!
London, that is, for being the only fucking guy on my entire fantasy roster that isn't an abject disappointment!
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Congrats to Drake!
London, that is, for being the only fucking guy on my entire fantasy roster that isn't an abject disappointment!
London, that is, for being the only fucking guy on my entire fantasy roster that isn't an abject disappointment!