Elgar’nan
@elgardaddy69.bsky.social
Age: First of the Firstborn.
Enjoys: Long blighted walks on the beach.
Looking For: Someone to pick me. Choose me. Love me.
(( #darp shitpost account ))
Enjoys: Long blighted walks on the beach.
Looking For: Someone to pick me. Choose me. Love me.
(( #darp shitpost account ))
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Elgar’nan
@elgardaddy69.bsky.social
· Jan 1
Things to know:
- admin is 20+
- minors DNI
- this is purely shitposting, don’t expect serious roleplay to come out of this account
- flirting & suggestive banter is ok
- absolutely no NSFW, I’m not here to fulfill your fantasies- go to AO3
- idk much elven and i’m too lazy to utilize the lexicon
- admin is 20+
- minors DNI
- this is purely shitposting, don’t expect serious roleplay to come out of this account
- flirting & suggestive banter is ok
- absolutely no NSFW, I’m not here to fulfill your fantasies- go to AO3
- idk much elven and i’m too lazy to utilize the lexicon
On today’s podcast episode: Blight in your everyday life! All of its many uses and how to utilize it in your daily life! Plus many tips and tricks on how to use it to make your loved ones conform to your will.
Reject change, embrace the blight.
As always, Patreon subscribers get to listen early.
Reject change, embrace the blight.
As always, Patreon subscribers get to listen early.
September 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
On today’s podcast episode: Blight in your everyday life! All of its many uses and how to utilize it in your daily life! Plus many tips and tricks on how to use it to make your loved ones conform to your will.
Reject change, embrace the blight.
As always, Patreon subscribers get to listen early.
Reject change, embrace the blight.
As always, Patreon subscribers get to listen early.
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He Who Overthrew His Father wants u to go to flavortown
September 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
He Who Overthrew His Father wants u to go to flavortown
I known to the masses in the modern era simply as: Gary, CEO of The Blight
September 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I known to the masses in the modern era simply as: Gary, CEO of The Blight
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Yeah ok whatever u say
September 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Yeah ok whatever u say
tummy ache victim :(
cramping. doubling them and sending them to @elgardaddy69.bsky.social
September 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
tummy ache victim :(
Rejct Pumpkin spice, embrace Blight Spice. Coming to your neighborhood.... now.
September 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Rejct Pumpkin spice, embrace Blight Spice. Coming to your neighborhood.... now.
Google search: How to tell if Nair was put into your shampoo bottle?
Google search: Why is all my hair falling out?
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Google search: Why is all my hair falling out?
Google search: Does Fen’Harel historically use Nair in trickster attacks?
Google search: Real horse hair wigs.
September 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Google search: How to tell if Nair was put into your shampoo bottle?
Google search: Why is all my hair falling out?
Google search: Does Fen’Harel historically use Nair in trickster attacks?
Google search: Real horse hair wigs.
Google search: Why is all my hair falling out?
Google search: Does Fen’Harel historically use Nair in trickster attacks?
Google search: Real horse hair wigs.
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omg...
E-Girl'nan.
E-Girl'nan.
August 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
omg...
E-Girl'nan.
E-Girl'nan.
On this weeks podcast episode: “Good value elves keeping their vallaslin on: why it shows respect.”
As always, Patreon subscribers get to listen 2 days early.
As always, Patreon subscribers get to listen 2 days early.
August 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
On this weeks podcast episode: “Good value elves keeping their vallaslin on: why it shows respect.”
As always, Patreon subscribers get to listen 2 days early.
As always, Patreon subscribers get to listen 2 days early.
Reposted by Elgar’nan
The only kissing you should be doing is kissing ass, as I do, to our great Lord Elgar'nan and Lady Ghilan'ain.
August 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The only kissing you should be doing is kissing ass, as I do, to our great Lord Elgar'nan and Lady Ghilan'ain.
Big dick daddy is back in town
July 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Big dick daddy is back in town
On today’s podcast episode “Elgar’nan: why is he so cool and hot and fun to be around?”
As always, Patreon subscribers get to listen first.
As always, Patreon subscribers get to listen first.
July 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
On today’s podcast episode “Elgar’nan: why is he so cool and hot and fun to be around?”
As always, Patreon subscribers get to listen first.
As always, Patreon subscribers get to listen first.
who wants to hold hands and frolick through the blight fields with me
July 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
who wants to hold hands and frolick through the blight fields with me
i spent all this time decorating the archons palace and no one has yet to compliment me. i built this place blight tendril by blight tendril
July 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
i spent all this time decorating the archons palace and no one has yet to compliment me. i built this place blight tendril by blight tendril
dragons? yeah dragon my bawls all over thedas
July 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
dragons? yeah dragon my bawls all over thedas
No, my arch nemesis is NOT Kate.
July 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
No, my arch nemesis is NOT Kate.
on this weeks podcast episode- “the lies of fen’harel: elgar’nans roast of an elven fool”
patreon subscribers get to listen 48 hours early
patreon subscribers get to listen 48 hours early
July 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
on this weeks podcast episode- “the lies of fen’harel: elgar’nans roast of an elven fool”
patreon subscribers get to listen 48 hours early
patreon subscribers get to listen 48 hours early
get your blight today! now 20% off with code ELGARDADDY69
July 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
get your blight today! now 20% off with code ELGARDADDY69
Twilight is awesome idc what anyone says
July 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Twilight is awesome idc what anyone says
Another follower. And ghilan’nain says i do no work smh
July 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Another follower. And ghilan’nain says i do no work smh
if u interact with my posts ur now blighted btw sorry i dont make the rules (i do)
July 18, 2025 at 12:44 PM
if u interact with my posts ur now blighted btw sorry i dont make the rules (i do)
sorry for the lack of posting ive just been way too busy blighting everything
July 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
sorry for the lack of posting ive just been way too busy blighting everything
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"Blight Everything" podcast coming soon to every corner of Thedas
July 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
"Blight Everything" podcast coming soon to every corner of Thedas
what’s up elgar’bros and welcome to my podcast
July 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
what’s up elgar’bros and welcome to my podcast