Can you believe we are living in this dystopian hellscape because in 2007 we all wanted to see how many people would declare themselves a fan of an onion ring?

Last night, I asked my husband "have you been following the mushroom lunch australia murders" and he actually felt my forehead to make sure I wasn't feverish and babbling in delirium

When I discover my shirt is on inside out... I'm embarrassed.
When I discover my shirt is on backwards... ah, geez.
When I discover my shirt is on inside out AND backwards, though... I'm just impressed

If you are going to talk to Gen X, there are some things you need to know.

CRASHING OUT = falling asleep. Bad warning. They will be surprised when you start yelling
RAW DOGGING = definitely not what you think it means
LFG = LOOKING FOR GROUP, not going into any battles until we get a group

I know this is a delayed reaction, but I just want to say, I've been thinking about it, and disco does NOT suck.