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Waiting for Gira to block me for calling Hudson Williams derpina-coded
January 18, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Waiting for Gira to block me for calling Hudson Williams derpina-coded
I post a funny on main one (1) time and looking at the replies to that Bluesky is never beating the whacky woohoo millenial plus humor + overwhelmingly American allegations but that simply is the price I must pay for peace.
January 18, 2026 at 10:41 AM
I post a funny on main one (1) time and looking at the replies to that Bluesky is never beating the whacky woohoo millenial plus humor + overwhelmingly American allegations but that simply is the price I must pay for peace.
The disc is custard colored ohhhh my goddddd
January 4, 2026 at 3:02 PM
The disc is custard colored ohhhh my goddddd
Does anybody know if me believing the alt clerk at the vinyl store saying "good choice" is the equivalent of thinking the stripper likes you or is it because I cleared out their Led Zeppelin stock
January 2, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Does anybody know if me believing the alt clerk at the vinyl store saying "good choice" is the equivalent of thinking the stripper likes you or is it because I cleared out their Led Zeppelin stock
Dudes in Osaka are actually a lot more chill because I bought some shit in some random knick-knack tourist shop in Dotonbori and the cashier deadass started laughing when he saw what I was paying for and I don't know what he was saying but he was clearly amused.
January 1, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Dudes in Osaka are actually a lot more chill because I bought some shit in some random knick-knack tourist shop in Dotonbori and the cashier deadass started laughing when he saw what I was paying for and I don't know what he was saying but he was clearly amused.
Dawg I'm crying I went to a rural temple and for no reason some Buddhist monks treated me to a vendo machine drink and when I picked the same drink they were having they started clapping and yelling "EXCELLENT EXCELLENT"
December 31, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Dawg I'm crying I went to a rural temple and for no reason some Buddhist monks treated me to a vendo machine drink and when I picked the same drink they were having they started clapping and yelling "EXCELLENT EXCELLENT"
Japan's sweet potato technology is so elite this must be what it feels like to be an Ostrogothic barbarian at a Panera
December 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Japan's sweet potato technology is so elite this must be what it feels like to be an Ostrogothic barbarian at a Panera
Man I love being at the supermarket before New Year's and I can think about how easily this could turn into a Rick and Morty skit where I have a psychotic breakdown and start blitzkrieging into civilians with my shopping cart. Well anyway.
December 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Man I love being at the supermarket before New Year's and I can think about how easily this could turn into a Rick and Morty skit where I have a psychotic breakdown and start blitzkrieging into civilians with my shopping cart. Well anyway.
Caught the cat and his boyfriend loafing around and just doing the funny drill thing with their heads
December 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Caught the cat and his boyfriend loafing around and just doing the funny drill thing with their heads
2026 art resolutions idk become 3-5 times more perverted and also get more Catholic guilt with the illustrations. Yanno. Maybe even find the balls to post art without having a crashout episode.
December 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
2026 art resolutions idk become 3-5 times more perverted and also get more Catholic guilt with the illustrations. Yanno. Maybe even find the balls to post art without having a crashout episode.
Vendetta players you will never see the gates of heaven
December 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Vendetta players you will never see the gates of heaven
Bro I'm tired it's been so busy at the store since Christmas and this line of work is so difficult but I'm grateful that I'm approaching year 4 of being able to still run a coffee shop.
December 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Bro I'm tired it's been so busy at the store since Christmas and this line of work is so difficult but I'm grateful that I'm approaching year 4 of being able to still run a coffee shop.
Chris Leagued too hard and forgot about movie night friendship with Mudasir ended
December 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Chris Leagued too hard and forgot about movie night friendship with Mudasir ended
Transitioning to fun uncle now that my niece is an entire person and in her emo phase. Her mom mentioned I play instruments and asked to borrow my bass and I just straight gave it to her and said come find me if you ever get into heavy metal I have a bunch of shit you can have. 🙏
December 26, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Transitioning to fun uncle now that my niece is an entire person and in her emo phase. Her mom mentioned I play instruments and asked to borrow my bass and I just straight gave it to her and said come find me if you ever get into heavy metal I have a bunch of shit you can have. 🙏
Anyway I haven't drawn in 3 days because of the holidays and right on time because everything I drew was starting to look like garbage and I was crashing out hard but I pulled the same files tonight and I was??? This is all fine actually lol WHEN WILL I EVER LEARN MY LESSON TO TAKE FUCKING BREAKS!!!
December 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Anyway I haven't drawn in 3 days because of the holidays and right on time because everything I drew was starting to look like garbage and I was crashing out hard but I pulled the same files tonight and I was??? This is all fine actually lol WHEN WILL I EVER LEARN MY LESSON TO TAKE FUCKING BREAKS!!!
On the upside (and I mean this very, very loosely) it's a little empowering seeing how much chuds resent you AND want to be you just for being able to draw.
December 25, 2025 at 9:55 AM
On the upside (and I mean this very, very loosely) it's a little empowering seeing how much chuds resent you AND want to be you just for being able to draw.
It's true that bluesky sucks and nowhere near as good as twitter on the entertainment front but many, many of you should aspire to be less glued to your phones and do something about that scrolling addiction. Which is why I highly recommend bluesky in place of cold turkeying.
December 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
It's true that bluesky sucks and nowhere near as good as twitter on the entertainment front but many, many of you should aspire to be less glued to your phones and do something about that scrolling addiction. Which is why I highly recommend bluesky in place of cold turkeying.
Dawg I'm crying you will NOT believe what he actually got me for Christmas and he got it like months in advanced why am I like this
December 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Dawg I'm crying you will NOT believe what he actually got me for Christmas and he got it like months in advanced why am I like this
BOYYYYYY IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE WOOF WOOF
December 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
BOYYYYYY IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE WOOF WOOF
Found out I'm an influencer because barber's gf started working at the grocery in front of my store that I go to daily so I know most of them > barber starts cutting hair for the whole staff > barber says two of them asked for the same cut as mine after realizing the barber and I know each other.
December 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Found out I'm an influencer because barber's gf started working at the grocery in front of my store that I go to daily so I know most of them > barber starts cutting hair for the whole staff > barber says two of them asked for the same cut as mine after realizing the barber and I know each other.
I don't give a hoot about historical accuracy but that Nolan Odyssey movie's entire visual language looks exactly like the type of shit you'd see off a box of libido enhancers for men. Or a jar of protein powder.
December 23, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I don't give a hoot about historical accuracy but that Nolan Odyssey movie's entire visual language looks exactly like the type of shit you'd see off a box of libido enhancers for men. Or a jar of protein powder.
Oh my god... I was at my BIL's house (they live in front of me) and he saw me petting William--
"Yo. Is that cat a male."
"Yeah."
"OK well I saw another cat on top of him the other day."
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
"Yo. Is that cat a male."
"Yeah."
"OK well I saw another cat on top of him the other day."
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I think William is gay the girl cats in the neighborhood hate him and when I was petting him out on the street he bumped noses with the white tom and then he just left????? I couldn't take a pic. 😔
December 23, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Oh my god... I was at my BIL's house (they live in front of me) and he saw me petting William--
"Yo. Is that cat a male."
"Yeah."
"OK well I saw another cat on top of him the other day."
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
"Yo. Is that cat a male."
"Yeah."
"OK well I saw another cat on top of him the other day."
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I think William is gay the girl cats in the neighborhood hate him and when I was petting him out on the street he bumped noses with the white tom and then he just left????? I couldn't take a pic. 😔
December 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I think William is gay the girl cats in the neighborhood hate him and when I was petting him out on the street he bumped noses with the white tom and then he just left????? I couldn't take a pic. 😔
My brother (Hog) got backfilled into my (Ana) match on the enemy team and he didn't know it was me because I had streamer mode on and he started going off on me on the match chat LMAOOOOO
December 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
My brother (Hog) got backfilled into my (Ana) match on the enemy team and he didn't know it was me because I had streamer mode on and he started going off on me on the match chat LMAOOOOO
Had my "fuck it I give up that's all I got in me for the year" and it was having cigarettes and like half a cup of Biscoff spread for dinner and then passing out on the couch for like 6 hours still in my jeans.
December 20, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Had my "fuck it I give up that's all I got in me for the year" and it was having cigarettes and like half a cup of Biscoff spread for dinner and then passing out on the couch for like 6 hours still in my jeans.