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eldritchalpaca.bsky.social
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@eldritchalpaca.bsky.social
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22 years old
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Hornyposting and kinks WILL happen here (This includes 💨)
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Squeak Simp θ∆ 🔞 @eldritchalpaca.bsky.social · Nov 21
Customized Wheelie Scooter from Kirby Air Riders Wow. I REALLY shouldn’t stick my penis in there. ..HOWEVER,
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leprosick.bsky.social
fartless alt
valentine, my purple hairy sweaty slobby smelly neet gooner flaaffy, presenting their fat ass and nuts and also their huge cock is there too. they are distinctly not farting
February 14, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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salchiko.bsky.social
Moon
February 14, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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chaos-arts.bsky.social
Honestly I don't have a story for this one, I just wanted to draw Daroach with a fat dick.
February 13, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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bluebambo.bsky.social
Bweh
February 1, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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molelogic.bsky.social
After years, I've finally moved and gotten a desk I can fit my long legs under
Doodled along with @reizakirga.bsky.social and broke in the setup with her plush scoli, Sleepy.

Looking forward to getting out from under critically overdue owed art and makin' more silly stuff again.
A sketch of a fat, plush Scolipede with a starry pattern standing with its large caboose facing the viewer (Daring today, aren't we)
February 10, 2026 at 7:22 PM
eldritchalpaca.bsky.social
what’s the point of doing anything at all anymore honestly
February 9, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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pillowpetsheep.bsky.social
Commission I got from @home-made.bsky.social ! Just another busy lunch hour at the local fast food restaurant

Man, that cashier deserves a raise
Scene of an obese Braixen, Flaaffy (Rosalia), and Grovyle waiting in line at a fast food restaurant (in that order from back-to-front), with Grovyle being accompanied by a shiny Celebi to imply it's the Grovyle and Celebi from PMD Explorers of Sky. Celebi is eagerly ordering an absurdly large amount of food for Grovyle, much to the latter's embarrassment, as the Nickit cashier attempts to enter the lengthy order on a device while having their head face-down on the counter. Behind Grovyle, Rosalia listens and watches the display of feederism with a flustered smile. And behind Rosalia, a portly Braixen angrily shouts "OH, COME ON!!", clearly impatient to make his food order. Same as the other image, only Rosalia is naked
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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woahdoe.bsky.social
yeah Beau just looks like this normally
Extremely fat Beau from animal crossing, showing his huge ass
February 8, 2026 at 11:34 PM
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trinityfate62.bsky.social
This is the 5th time today she's had to pick out the wedgie, but she stubbornly refuses to get larger underwear
February 8, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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undercoverbob.bsky.social
February 7, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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nsfw.lugiaberry.art
I guess nimbats just have... different leveling mechanics, huh...
December 13, 2023 at 1:10 AM
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muzzzzz.bsky.social
sorry long week this is all i got
February 7, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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digidom123.bsky.social
Angel 16
February 7, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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kibblekritterz.bsky.social
Puppies and doggies of the jury
February 6, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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darknwindie.bsky.social
He'll be fine
February 6, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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castesystem.bsky.social
maned wolf pooltoy w a big inflated belly lifting them off their long legs, instream for core!

see all my work early over at https://www.patreon.com/itscaste!
#CasteArt #Furry #Pooltoy #Inflation
February 5, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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icecreamsprink3.bsky.social
"Teardrop-Shaped" has never been more literal
February 5, 2026 at 9:16 AM
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swallowpancakes.bsky.social
I like her
February 5, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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molluskink.hyper.wang
I liked how this one turned out too
February 4, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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molluskink.hyper.wang
February 3, 2026 at 10:01 AM
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giik.bitch.space
Claims of me being "normal about it" have been highly exaggerated
Kiss (spider) riding Emmie (mantis/moped). Text reads: "Backfire for me, cutie." <ktrrkrrrkrrtkrr BANG krrrtrrrkkrrtkr> "Good girl.~"
May 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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gravityinbound.bsky.social
I wonder if Birdo will ever find a dress that fits...

#gravityinboundart #inflation
Birdo blushing with a rotund monobutt shaped figure turned away as her sun dress is comically too small to cover her backside up.
February 3, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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goopyarts.bsky.social
A different kind of feel
February 3, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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thiccyjade64.bsky.social
Drew sum monobutt riolu
You should definitely stop starin before she crushes ya~
February 1, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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spicydingus.bsky.social
Pless
February 1, 2026 at 12:08 PM