Elliot
@elb0w.bsky.social
Just fell to my knees
As if they’ve just put the NYT mini crossword behind a paywall 😩
August 27, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Just fell to my knees
Beginning to see the tiniest bit of definition in my shoulders and chest 🥹 (no, you aren't getting photo evidence)
August 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Beginning to see the tiniest bit of definition in my shoulders and chest 🥹 (no, you aren't getting photo evidence)
I support AI image editing when it is used to remove massive sweat patches 🤖💦
August 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I support AI image editing when it is used to remove massive sweat patches 🤖💦
not that anybody should care but my weight is in the double digits (less than 100kg) for the first time in years 🥲🥹
August 9, 2025 at 9:09 AM
not that anybody should care but my weight is in the double digits (less than 100kg) for the first time in years 🥲🥹
Who else low key mildly autistic??!! 🗣️📣
July 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Who else low key mildly autistic??!! 🗣️📣
Found this absolute classic in the archives
July 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Found this absolute classic in the archives
lost 4 inches off my waist and chest which is pretty crazy when I think too hard about it
July 8, 2025 at 8:29 AM
lost 4 inches off my waist and chest which is pretty crazy when I think too hard about it
Reposted by Elliot
idk if you like harry potter in 2025 you're a bitch ass loser
June 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
idk if you like harry potter in 2025 you're a bitch ass loser
update: can't even relax while doing that because I'm agonising over whether all my ideas are shit 😭
distracting myself from our pending nuclear annihilation with interior design planning (:
June 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
update: can't even relax while doing that because I'm agonising over whether all my ideas are shit 😭
distracting myself from our pending nuclear annihilation with interior design planning (:
June 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
distracting myself from our pending nuclear annihilation with interior design planning (:
13kg down now!!
Nearly 10kg down in 2 months! ⚖️ Body tea is brewinggggg ☕🫖
June 18, 2025 at 8:17 AM
13kg down now!!
Nearly 10kg down in 2 months! ⚖️ Body tea is brewinggggg ☕🫖
May 22, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Nearly 10kg down in 2 months! ⚖️ Body tea is brewinggggg ☕🫖
Serious question - how does anybody actually fill pitta bread with anything
May 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Serious question - how does anybody actually fill pitta bread with anything
Maybe I ought to wear a moustache more often? 〰️
May 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Maybe I ought to wear a moustache more often? 〰️
how it feels to post on here sometimes:
May 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
how it feels to post on here sometimes:
yeah I think I give "guy next door"... guy next door to a toxic waste dump 🛢️
May 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
yeah I think I give "guy next door"... guy next door to a toxic waste dump 🛢️
Went to a work event last night, had only one glass of wine, and still managed to get canapés down my shirt
April 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Went to a work event last night, had only one glass of wine, and still managed to get canapés down my shirt
Every time I see the new Lorde song I think of this
April 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Every time I see the new Lorde song I think of this
Scottish people, explain how this is allowed????
April 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Scottish people, explain how this is allowed????
reading the news today was a mistake... emails sent to my MP, No 10, and the equalities office urging a rethink yet I'm still doomscrolling and unable to sleep :/
April 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
reading the news today was a mistake... emails sent to my MP, No 10, and the equalities office urging a rethink yet I'm still doomscrolling and unable to sleep :/
so I've never been a twink, what happens now?
April 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
so I've never been a twink, what happens now?
Oh god what have I done
April 21, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Oh god what have I done