Elaraiyne
@elaraiyne.bsky.social
Putting my extensive screenshot talents to good use. Contributing Editor at Blizzard Watch. Long live the Oxford comma.
Boss: *trying to open the door while carrying a bunch of things*
Me: “Do you need help?”
Boss: “Yes…psychologically.”
Me: “Do you need help?”
Boss: “Yes…psychologically.”
February 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Boss: *trying to open the door while carrying a bunch of things*
Me: “Do you need help?”
Boss: “Yes…psychologically.”
Me: “Do you need help?”
Boss: “Yes…psychologically.”
Boss: “Alright, I’m going to my meeting with my boss. If I’m not back before you leave—“
Me: “Storm the castle?”
Boss: “Yes, send in the marines. I appreciate your support.”
Me: “Storm the castle?”
Boss: “Yes, send in the marines. I appreciate your support.”
February 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Boss: “Alright, I’m going to my meeting with my boss. If I’m not back before you leave—“
Me: “Storm the castle?”
Boss: “Yes, send in the marines. I appreciate your support.”
Me: “Storm the castle?”
Boss: “Yes, send in the marines. I appreciate your support.”
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Every superhero has an origin story. Designing a better mask due to California wildfires was ours. Today, we're supporting our community in SoCal by offering @flomask.bsky.social
at cost with discount code CaliStrong30. Please help us spread the word.
at cost with discount code CaliStrong30. Please help us spread the word.
January 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Every superhero has an origin story. Designing a better mask due to California wildfires was ours. Today, we're supporting our community in SoCal by offering @flomask.bsky.social
at cost with discount code CaliStrong30. Please help us spread the word.
at cost with discount code CaliStrong30. Please help us spread the word.
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I cannot recommend Dropout enough - it doesn't matter what show I watch, I always end up in a better mood than when I started watching, every single time
It's the only subscription channel I have never, ever regretted throwing money at
It's the only subscription channel I have never, ever regretted throwing money at
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January 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I cannot recommend Dropout enough - it doesn't matter what show I watch, I always end up in a better mood than when I started watching, every single time
It's the only subscription channel I have never, ever regretted throwing money at
It's the only subscription channel I have never, ever regretted throwing money at
So, the person who is doing my old job sent out a newsletter today announcing that the company is now on TikTok, which uhhhhh good luck with that.
January 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
So, the person who is doing my old job sent out a newsletter today announcing that the company is now on TikTok, which uhhhhh good luck with that.
I played BG3 and cast Greater Invisibility so I could sneak around the bank and steal anything I could get my hands on. Then I killed some bad people because they did bad things. So, uh, anything really 😂
January 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I played BG3 and cast Greater Invisibility so I could sneak around the bank and steal anything I could get my hands on. Then I killed some bad people because they did bad things. So, uh, anything really 😂
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Looking to follow fellow history-fans that are also fleeing the twitter/threads chaos. My name is Ashley and I reimagine 16th century art using photoshop and other digital editing tools (not AI generated). Follow me if you love art, history, and treating others with human decency. 🏵️❤️🏰
January 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Looking to follow fellow history-fans that are also fleeing the twitter/threads chaos. My name is Ashley and I reimagine 16th century art using photoshop and other digital editing tools (not AI generated). Follow me if you love art, history, and treating others with human decency. 🏵️❤️🏰
As I was leaving work today:
Boss: “Have a good weekend.”
Me: “I’ll try.”
Boss: “Do or do not. There is no try.”
Me: “Ok. I won’t have a good weekend.”
Boss: “Wait no.”
Boss: “Have a good weekend.”
Me: “I’ll try.”
Boss: “Do or do not. There is no try.”
Me: “Ok. I won’t have a good weekend.”
Boss: “Wait no.”
January 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
As I was leaving work today:
Boss: “Have a good weekend.”
Me: “I’ll try.”
Boss: “Do or do not. There is no try.”
Me: “Ok. I won’t have a good weekend.”
Boss: “Wait no.”
Boss: “Have a good weekend.”
Me: “I’ll try.”
Boss: “Do or do not. There is no try.”
Me: “Ok. I won’t have a good weekend.”
Boss: “Wait no.”
Throughout my vacation, I’ve been getting out of bed and to my coffee later and later, to the point where I’ve been drinking it after 12pm. I can’t wait to see how much this backfires when I go back to work tomorrow.
January 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Throughout my vacation, I’ve been getting out of bed and to my coffee later and later, to the point where I’ve been drinking it after 12pm. I can’t wait to see how much this backfires when I go back to work tomorrow.
So I started reading Fourth Wing because why not. First book was intriguing. Second book I’ve had to put down multiple times because Violet came down with a severe case of utter stupidity. The supposedly most cunning cadet in her year makes the most mind-boggling stupid decisions.
January 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
So I started reading Fourth Wing because why not. First book was intriguing. Second book I’ve had to put down multiple times because Violet came down with a severe case of utter stupidity. The supposedly most cunning cadet in her year makes the most mind-boggling stupid decisions.
I thought I was going crazy because I did not know I had a dimple until I saw this picture (and didn’t notice when I took it). But apparently you can lose or gain dimples with age? It’s not in older pictures, can kinda be seen in recent pictures, and I can only intermittently replicate in the mirror
January 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I thought I was going crazy because I did not know I had a dimple until I saw this picture (and didn’t notice when I took it). But apparently you can lose or gain dimples with age? It’s not in older pictures, can kinda be seen in recent pictures, and I can only intermittently replicate in the mirror
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December 11, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Almost three years have passed since the last raffle so...
❄️HOLIDAYS ART RAFFLE!❄️
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One of the smoke detectors decided it needed its battery changed at 4am this morning, when it started chirping. I am so tired.
December 20, 2024 at 7:29 PM
One of the smoke detectors decided it needed its battery changed at 4am this morning, when it started chirping. I am so tired.
I’m the hero of the office today 🍋
December 19, 2024 at 5:17 PM
I’m the hero of the office today 🍋
Share a villain that you love
It’s a book but… Melisande Shahrizai
It’s a book but… Melisande Shahrizai
Share a villain that you love
December 10, 2024 at 7:12 AM
Share a villain that you love
It’s a book but… Melisande Shahrizai
It’s a book but… Melisande Shahrizai
Today was…A Day. 7.0 earthquake, making sure my mom was ok, interviewing an expert, doing the fastest editing of my life to get the video up on social before news outlets, fighting Facebook for an hour to get captions up, finished my coffee mid-afternoon… Did I mention I’m terrified of earthquakes?
December 6, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Today was…A Day. 7.0 earthquake, making sure my mom was ok, interviewing an expert, doing the fastest editing of my life to get the video up on social before news outlets, fighting Facebook for an hour to get captions up, finished my coffee mid-afternoon… Did I mention I’m terrified of earthquakes?
My mom, texting: “I hope you’re on the road.”
Me: *sitting in bed with my coffee*
Me: *sitting in bed with my coffee*
November 28, 2024 at 7:21 PM
My mom, texting: “I hope you’re on the road.”
Me: *sitting in bed with my coffee*
Me: *sitting in bed with my coffee*
Baldur’s Gate 3 is doing a lot of emotional support heavy lifting.
Anyone else have that one comfort Video Game that's literally responsible for 98% of your mental well being or is it just me
November 26, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Baldur’s Gate 3 is doing a lot of emotional support heavy lifting.
This morning, my boss turns to me and goes, “Oh, by the way, happy birthday to World of Warcraft!” I just looked at him and said, “Where did you find THAT out?” Apparently NPR had it on the radio on his drive in. They interviewed a player and talked about the culture. He said it was interesting 😄
November 25, 2024 at 4:56 PM
This morning, my boss turns to me and goes, “Oh, by the way, happy birthday to World of Warcraft!” I just looked at him and said, “Where did you find THAT out?” Apparently NPR had it on the radio on his drive in. They interviewed a player and talked about the culture. He said it was interesting 😄
“Do you want to watch Lord of the Rings?”
*pointedly looks at the clock*
Yes, it’s the extended edition 😄
*pointedly looks at the clock*
Yes, it’s the extended edition 😄
November 10, 2024 at 5:02 AM
“Do you want to watch Lord of the Rings?”
*pointedly looks at the clock*
Yes, it’s the extended edition 😄
*pointedly looks at the clock*
Yes, it’s the extended edition 😄
Finally buying the Throne of Glass box set, and when looking up dust jackets to replace the new covers, I found out that the first edition print I bought when it came out is worth *quite* a bit of money. It’s in perfect condition too.
November 10, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Finally buying the Throne of Glass box set, and when looking up dust jackets to replace the new covers, I found out that the first edition print I bought when it came out is worth *quite* a bit of money. It’s in perfect condition too.
It’s an ice cream kind of night, and I got some pretty good ice cream.
November 6, 2024 at 2:32 AM
It’s an ice cream kind of night, and I got some pretty good ice cream.
Dressed up as Feyre for a Halloween party this weekend. After some issues with the dress I was trying to make, I gave up and wore this very fancy gown instead, which was apparently a hit. I don’t think I’ve ever been called sexy so much in my entire life 😄
October 29, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Dressed up as Feyre for a Halloween party this weekend. After some issues with the dress I was trying to make, I gave up and wore this very fancy gown instead, which was apparently a hit. I don’t think I’ve ever been called sexy so much in my entire life 😄
Boss: *leaves for a meeting, comes back two minutes later to grab forgotten car keys*
Me: “Oh, *those* are useful!”
Boss: “Your use of sarcasm has been noted and will be documented and applauded later.”
Me: “Oh, *those* are useful!”
Boss: “Your use of sarcasm has been noted and will be documented and applauded later.”
October 23, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Boss: *leaves for a meeting, comes back two minutes later to grab forgotten car keys*
Me: “Oh, *those* are useful!”
Boss: “Your use of sarcasm has been noted and will be documented and applauded later.”
Me: “Oh, *those* are useful!”
Boss: “Your use of sarcasm has been noted and will be documented and applauded later.”