ekprince
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You are gonna get a lot of nonsense. Sometimes, I wish Nimue would put me in a crystal cave. My takes are lukewarm at best.
If watching The Muppet Show and weeping is wrong my inner child doesn't want to be right.
February 6, 2026 at 1:04 AM
If watching The Muppet Show and weeping is wrong my inner child doesn't want to be right.
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imagine looking at this moment of renewed outrage against mega-rich predators and thinking yeah, it's a good time for me, a mega-rich predator, to launch my comeback
February 2, 2026 at 10:46 PM
imagine looking at this moment of renewed outrage against mega-rich predators and thinking yeah, it's a good time for me, a mega-rich predator, to launch my comeback
Who runs this account
February 1, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Who runs this account
Look…
There is no acceptable adaptation or interpretation of Wuthering Heights in which Heathcliff is a white man. Also, it is not a fucking love story.
There is no acceptable adaptation or interpretation of Wuthering Heights in which Heathcliff is a white man. Also, it is not a fucking love story.
January 30, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Look…
There is no acceptable adaptation or interpretation of Wuthering Heights in which Heathcliff is a white man. Also, it is not a fucking love story.
There is no acceptable adaptation or interpretation of Wuthering Heights in which Heathcliff is a white man. Also, it is not a fucking love story.
It's not that I necessarily think that listening to Marlene Dietrich and weeping is going to help support me during the fascist takeover of America, but it's not not helping. Or something like that.
January 27, 2026 at 6:16 PM
It's not that I necessarily think that listening to Marlene Dietrich and weeping is going to help support me during the fascist takeover of America, but it's not not helping. Or something like that.
Rory just said, “very not durable,” so let them say at my grave: “here lies Emily, she was very not durable.”
January 25, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Rory just said, “very not durable,” so let them say at my grave: “here lies Emily, she was very not durable.”
You guyz! A PhD just asked me where I taught English based on my Sir Gawain and the Green Knight comments at the library book club! You may now refer to me as Professor Prince or your highness.
January 23, 2026 at 12:14 AM
You guyz! A PhD just asked me where I taught English based on my Sir Gawain and the Green Knight comments at the library book club! You may now refer to me as Professor Prince or your highness.
My nervous system really needs to get its shit together.
January 20, 2026 at 1:18 PM
My nervous system really needs to get its shit together.
You don't love Joseph Campbell; you just love men as the hero.
January 19, 2026 at 7:12 PM
You don't love Joseph Campbell; you just love men as the hero.
I don't know how I ended up on Carpathia Tok, but it's clear the algorithm knows me better than I know myself.
January 17, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I don't know how I ended up on Carpathia Tok, but it's clear the algorithm knows me better than I know myself.
If you think about it, nitpicking is actually a pretty good idea.
January 11, 2026 at 1:49 PM
If you think about it, nitpicking is actually a pretty good idea.
I'm mildly surprised that people conflate not liking something with it being not good, from an artistic perspective. Even an aesthetic lens demands objectivity. Media literacy and critical thinking no longer exist.
January 9, 2026 at 1:22 AM
I'm mildly surprised that people conflate not liking something with it being not good, from an artistic perspective. Even an aesthetic lens demands objectivity. Media literacy and critical thinking no longer exist.
I do feel like I owe an apology to all of the meat heads in high school who listened to Iron Maiden. I didn't know. It's perfect for our current, or really any, hellscape. Anyway, #nowplaying
January 5, 2026 at 2:45 PM
I do feel like I owe an apology to all of the meat heads in high school who listened to Iron Maiden. I didn't know. It's perfect for our current, or really any, hellscape. Anyway, #nowplaying
At least when I get drunk, I only buy useless garbage, not bomb sovereign nations and kidnap their leaders.
January 3, 2026 at 1:01 PM
At least when I get drunk, I only buy useless garbage, not bomb sovereign nations and kidnap their leaders.
Going into 2026 like…
January 1, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Going into 2026 like…
Whatever happened to all of the Tiffanys? There were so many and now there are none. Did they change their names, move to Tiffany Island, die? Where’d they go?
December 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Whatever happened to all of the Tiffanys? There were so many and now there are none. Did they change their names, move to Tiffany Island, die? Where’d they go?
So now knitting gives me bursitis. Sorry about your thoughtful handmade gift, I guess. Getting old is fun.
December 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
So now knitting gives me bursitis. Sorry about your thoughtful handmade gift, I guess. Getting old is fun.
Annual reminder that Donner and Santa are a couple of dicks. #IsaidwhatIsaid
December 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Annual reminder that Donner and Santa are a couple of dicks. #IsaidwhatIsaid
A Christmas playlist but it's just Fairytale of New York and Merry Xmas Everybody.
December 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
A Christmas playlist but it's just Fairytale of New York and Merry Xmas Everybody.
I wouldn't have guessed that updating a business address in Instagram was the thing that ruined my whole morning yet, here we are.
December 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I wouldn't have guessed that updating a business address in Instagram was the thing that ruined my whole morning yet, here we are.
I cannot believe that in the year of our lord 2025, I had to explain to someone that yes, Sesame Street characters are muppets, even though they are not on the Muppet Show. How have we gone so wrong?
December 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I cannot believe that in the year of our lord 2025, I had to explain to someone that yes, Sesame Street characters are muppets, even though they are not on the Muppet Show. How have we gone so wrong?
When does anyone even have the occasion to say "sister Suzy sitting on a thistle"?
December 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
When does anyone even have the occasion to say "sister Suzy sitting on a thistle"?
Late 2019 we were blessed with w/ a Wonder Woman trailer; early 2020 our school closed due to so many sick. Yesterday we were blessed with a Supergirl trailer and our school closed due to so many sick. If a beloved celebrity dies here in a couple weeks it’s game over. #pandemic2electricboogaloo
December 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Late 2019 we were blessed with w/ a Wonder Woman trailer; early 2020 our school closed due to so many sick. Yesterday we were blessed with a Supergirl trailer and our school closed due to so many sick. If a beloved celebrity dies here in a couple weeks it’s game over. #pandemic2electricboogaloo
Y'ALL DOCTOR WHO IS ON HOOPLA! 😭 It's a Christmas miracle!
December 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Y'ALL DOCTOR WHO IS ON HOOPLA! 😭 It's a Christmas miracle!
Welp, just pointed out to my new boss that she has three pairs of adidas sambas, so got that over-observant awkwardness right out of the way. (I've been here 4 full days.)
December 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Welp, just pointed out to my new boss that she has three pairs of adidas sambas, so got that over-observant awkwardness right out of the way. (I've been here 4 full days.)