ekprince
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You are gonna get a lot of nonsense. Sometimes, I wish Nimue would put me in a crystal cave. My takes are lukewarm at best.
Waltito has started his Stranger Things journey. He plans to watch all four seasons by next week: Godspeed, my son.
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Waltito has started his Stranger Things journey. He plans to watch all four seasons by next week: Godspeed, my son.
Red Spot
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Your GI JOE name is the color of your shirt followed by your first pet's name.
GO.
GO.
November 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Red Spot
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Doing 2nd-grade homework with Ro is clearly my penance for never having done a lick of my own 2nd-grade homework.
November 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Doing 2nd-grade homework with Ro is clearly my penance for never having done a lick of my own 2nd-grade homework.
*Sceaming into the void* Do not cc me on an email chastizing my people and expect me to get on board with your narrative. It's 2025, and I can see you only called once, and you never responded to my people's emails. WE DON'T HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS.
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
*Sceaming into the void* Do not cc me on an email chastizing my people and expect me to get on board with your narrative. It's 2025, and I can see you only called once, and you never responded to my people's emails. WE DON'T HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS.
I wasn't prepared for the feeling of my teenage son asking to borrow my teenage jacket. 😭♥️😭
November 10, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I wasn't prepared for the feeling of my teenage son asking to borrow my teenage jacket. 😭♥️😭
We have kicked the children out of our spots and have taken over the TV—time for Bake Off.
November 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
We have kicked the children out of our spots and have taken over the TV—time for Bake Off.
Ice packs and heating pads in place. Time to settle in for the evening.
November 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Ice packs and heating pads in place. Time to settle in for the evening.
A stranger whom I saw Saturday and then again today told me I reminded her of Dolly Parton. I expect you all to now behave accordingly.
November 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
A stranger whom I saw Saturday and then again today told me I reminded her of Dolly Parton. I expect you all to now behave accordingly.
Another year, another Doctor Who costume where everyone assumes I'm just in my regular clothes. #sarahjanesmith #thehandoffear
October 31, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Another year, another Doctor Who costume where everyone assumes I'm just in my regular clothes. #sarahjanesmith #thehandoffear
The chances of hearing someone praise Reagan on a Saturday morning are low but never zero.
October 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The chances of hearing someone praise Reagan on a Saturday morning are low but never zero.
Presumably, there are many Dukes of Wellington, yet everyone knows who you mean when one mentions the Duke of Wellington. Anyway, fucking Victorians! *Shakes fist in the air
October 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Presumably, there are many Dukes of Wellington, yet everyone knows who you mean when one mentions the Duke of Wellington. Anyway, fucking Victorians! *Shakes fist in the air
Do you think normies have a favorite historian? I have favorite historians by genre.
October 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Do you think normies have a favorite historian? I have favorite historians by genre.
Yesterday, I learned I’ll draw a hard line about someone’s character if they don’t know, love, and respect Telly Monster.
October 5, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Yesterday, I learned I’ll draw a hard line about someone’s character if they don’t know, love, and respect Telly Monster.
I don't know why tidal thinks I need to listen to Jeff Lynne's Alone in the Universe a million times a day but, it feels aggressive. It's like the Sweet Jane Pandoragate of 2006.
September 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I don't know why tidal thinks I need to listen to Jeff Lynne's Alone in the Universe a million times a day but, it feels aggressive. It's like the Sweet Jane Pandoragate of 2006.
Aggressively Refusing to Age Gracefully: The ekprince Story.
September 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Aggressively Refusing to Age Gracefully: The ekprince Story.
“Why don't I ask Nana?” the Rory Prince Story
September 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
“Why don't I ask Nana?” the Rory Prince Story
I want to do too many things today and will therefore do nothing.
September 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I want to do too many things today and will therefore do nothing.
Remember when Dr. Crusher was getting it on with the Howard family ghost? Well, the main dude in the book I’m reading is trying to get with his grandfather’s lover, and to that I say “KISS ALREADY!” (It’s magical realism, so it’s 1/10 less weird than it should be)
September 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Remember when Dr. Crusher was getting it on with the Howard family ghost? Well, the main dude in the book I’m reading is trying to get with his grandfather’s lover, and to that I say “KISS ALREADY!” (It’s magical realism, so it’s 1/10 less weird than it should be)
Today, I told a handsome white man he was wrong and to stop talking. I don't think that ever happened to him before. He thought I was joking. I wasn't. We all had a good laugh.
September 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Today, I told a handsome white man he was wrong and to stop talking. I don't think that ever happened to him before. He thought I was joking. I wasn't. We all had a good laugh.
This timeline is the worst but also the children are in a tent in the front yard.
September 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This timeline is the worst but also the children are in a tent in the front yard.
I just finished The Eighth Life: (for Brilka) by Nino Haratischwili, and I will say only this: Irish/American ennui and malaise are not interchangeable with Caucasian/Slavic ennui and malaise.
September 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I just finished The Eighth Life: (for Brilka) by Nino Haratischwili, and I will say only this: Irish/American ennui and malaise are not interchangeable with Caucasian/Slavic ennui and malaise.
I’ve rewatched Bleak House (2005) an insane number of times but slightly less than the number of times I’ve rewatched Pride and Prejudice (1995).
August 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I’ve rewatched Bleak House (2005) an insane number of times but slightly less than the number of times I’ve rewatched Pride and Prejudice (1995).
The amount of time I spend trying to get cats to not make the biscuits on my vintage clothing... is a lot of time.
August 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The amount of time I spend trying to get cats to not make the biscuits on my vintage clothing... is a lot of time.
If you’re ever feeling good about yourself, know that I, a 127lb woman who walks a mile a day on purpose, was advised to lose weight and exercise after an unexplainable health event. (I'm fine, apparently) (probably took one look at my shit ass poor people insurance and sent me on my way)
August 13, 2025 at 10:51 AM
If you’re ever feeling good about yourself, know that I, a 127lb woman who walks a mile a day on purpose, was advised to lose weight and exercise after an unexplainable health event. (I'm fine, apparently) (probably took one look at my shit ass poor people insurance and sent me on my way)