Evan Jenkins
@ejenk.com
🌐neoliberal 🏙️yimby 🚫🚗bancars 👧🏼👧🏼👧🏼👧🏼👶🏻dad ⛵️sailing
Ad targeting has nailed down my interests precisely (watch brands named after presidents)
September 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Ad targeting has nailed down my interests precisely (watch brands named after presidents)
USAID funding gets cut off and suddenly X: The Everything App stops working. Very suspicious.
March 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
USAID funding gets cut off and suddenly X: The Everything App stops working. Very suspicious.
All your favorite poasters (me) are now on Bluesky: The Something App
March 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
All your favorite poasters (me) are now on Bluesky: The Something App
If Bsky had Fleets I would come back here permanently.
March 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
If Bsky had Fleets I would come back here permanently.
Elon has achieved his biggest Government Efficiency win yet: breaking Twitter.
March 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Elon has achieved his biggest Government Efficiency win yet: breaking Twitter.
Dropping in to say hello from X: The Everything-Is-Broken App
March 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Dropping in to say hello from X: The Everything-Is-Broken App
Bluesky is a boot stamping on a human face, forever, shouting…
July 2, 2023 at 4:00 PM
Bluesky is a boot stamping on a human face, forever, shouting…
𝐑𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐭 𝐞𝐱𝐜𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐝
ᴾˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ʷᵃⁱᵗ ᵃ ᶠᵉʷ ᵐᵒᵐᵉⁿᵗˢ ᵗʰᵉⁿ ᵗʳʸ ᵃᵍᵃⁱⁿ
ᴾˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ʷᵃⁱᵗ ᵃ ᶠᵉʷ ᵐᵒᵐᵉⁿᵗˢ ᵗʰᵉⁿ ᵗʳʸ ᵃᵍᵃⁱⁿ
July 1, 2023 at 8:47 PM
𝐑𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐭 𝐞𝐱𝐜𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐝
ᴾˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ʷᵃⁱᵗ ᵃ ᶠᵉʷ ᵐᵒᵐᵉⁿᵗˢ ᵗʰᵉⁿ ᵗʳʸ ᵃᵍᵃⁱⁿ
ᴾˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ʷᵃⁱᵗ ᵃ ᶠᵉʷ ᵐᵒᵐᵉⁿᵗˢ ᵗʰᵉⁿ ᵗʳʸ ᵃᵍᵃⁱⁿ
Reminder that you should be following me on Twitter because it’s better than anything on this web site
June 18, 2023 at 8:33 PM
Reminder that you should be following me on Twitter because it’s better than anything on this web site
Some personal news: I think I’m more or less done with Bluesky. If you don’t already, follow me on Twitter!
@ejenk on Twitter
🌐neoliberal 🏙️yimby 🚫🚗bancars 👧🏼👧🏼👧🏼👧🏼dad ⛵️sailing
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June 6, 2023 at 4:15 PM
Some personal news: I think I’m more or less done with Bluesky. If you don’t already, follow me on Twitter!
I wish there were a way to temporarily lift all my mutes just so I could stare into the hellmouth a little, as a treat.
June 3, 2023 at 4:42 PM
I wish there were a way to temporarily lift all my mutes just so I could stare into the hellmouth a little, as a treat.
Kinda rude of the Jews to give the gays a whole month but not even let them control the weather.
June 3, 2023 at 12:34 AM
Kinda rude of the Jews to give the gays a whole month but not even let them control the weather.
I don’t get why the gays need a whole month to be gay. I’m straight for a cumulative total of like 12 minutes a year.
June 3, 2023 at 12:29 AM
I don’t get why the gays need a whole month to be gay. I’m straight for a cumulative total of like 12 minutes a year.
Gift of the Magi but the husband and wife secretly switch pronouns so that the other can be gay for Pride Month, but they end up still being a straight couple.
June 3, 2023 at 12:25 AM
Gift of the Magi but the husband and wife secretly switch pronouns so that the other can be gay for Pride Month, but they end up still being a straight couple.
Really feeling the urge to participate in Pride Month this year. Can't decide if I should change my pronouns or bang a dude.
June 3, 2023 at 12:04 AM
Really feeling the urge to participate in Pride Month this year. Can't decide if I should change my pronouns or bang a dude.
Death threat’s are back baby. They’re good again. Awoouu (wolf Howl)
June 2, 2023 at 2:26 AM
Death threat’s are back baby. They’re good again. Awoouu (wolf Howl)
My kindergartener just claimed that a tiger is a girl lion. Can’t believe they’re teaching this gender nonsense in our schools!
June 2, 2023 at 1:59 AM
My kindergartener just claimed that a tiger is a girl lion. Can’t believe they’re teaching this gender nonsense in our schools!
“A whole month for pride? When’s the month for shame, huh?!”
My friend, every month is the month for shame.
My friend, every month is the month for shame.
June 1, 2023 at 3:44 PM
“A whole month for pride? When’s the month for shame, huh?!”
My friend, every month is the month for shame.
My friend, every month is the month for shame.
Standing up to the tyranny of Pride Month by being full of shame.
June 1, 2023 at 3:42 PM
Standing up to the tyranny of Pride Month by being full of shame.
wake me when generative ai can fill the void inside me
May 30, 2023 at 7:43 PM
wake me when generative ai can fill the void inside me
Oh no did we really lose Alice??!!
May 29, 2023 at 1:12 AM
Oh no did we really lose Alice??!!
Are people actually not familiar with the extremely common term “anglosphere,” or are they just acting in bad faith?
May 28, 2023 at 3:40 PM
Are people actually not familiar with the extremely common term “anglosphere,” or are they just acting in bad faith?
New bsky tos prohibits content that “encourages, promotes, or glorifies violence against… animals.” Huge win for vegan bsky. Let’s start reporting those steak pics!
May 28, 2023 at 3:07 PM
New bsky tos prohibits content that “encourages, promotes, or glorifies violence against… animals.” Huge win for vegan bsky. Let’s start reporting those steak pics!