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@eitje.is.fckn.gay
She/They lettersoup connoisseur that visited all 408 railway stations in The Netherlands.
Guaranteed to contain traces of caffeine, DE&I and cesium-137.
Guaranteed to contain traces of caffeine, DE&I and cesium-137.
Feedback worth mentioning:
“Oreo’s taste better if you split them, softly smack their face, and then force feed them”
Please share with relevant interested parties
“Oreo’s taste better if you split them, softly smack their face, and then force feed them”
Please share with relevant interested parties
November 16, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Feedback worth mentioning:
“Oreo’s taste better if you split them, softly smack their face, and then force feed them”
Please share with relevant interested parties
“Oreo’s taste better if you split them, softly smack their face, and then force feed them”
Please share with relevant interested parties
How to get two beautiful people, a bunch of plushies and a blahaj in your bed you ask?
Step 1: have a rear end so attractive someone decides to park a truck in the back of your car.
Step 2: be checked out by cute cop and ambulance personne
Step 3: profit!
Step 1: have a rear end so attractive someone decides to park a truck in the back of your car.
Step 2: be checked out by cute cop and ambulance personne
Step 3: profit!
November 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
How to get two beautiful people, a bunch of plushies and a blahaj in your bed you ask?
Step 1: have a rear end so attractive someone decides to park a truck in the back of your car.
Step 2: be checked out by cute cop and ambulance personne
Step 3: profit!
Step 1: have a rear end so attractive someone decides to park a truck in the back of your car.
Step 2: be checked out by cute cop and ambulance personne
Step 3: profit!
It’s chicken, with… something. I don’t care it’s nice!
Spoken by a cute person, having an unknown dish at a Thai place
Spoken by a cute person, having an unknown dish at a Thai place
September 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
It’s chicken, with… something. I don’t care it’s nice!
Spoken by a cute person, having an unknown dish at a Thai place
Spoken by a cute person, having an unknown dish at a Thai place
Puppy PSA: puppies are safe and calm and fracking overjoyed when in wine cellars
September 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Puppy PSA: puppies are safe and calm and fracking overjoyed when in wine cellars
Note to self: busy city centers with tourists and puppies do not mix well. Book stores seem to have a positive effect however. Will report more research bits when discovered.
September 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Note to self: busy city centers with tourists and puppies do not mix well. Book stores seem to have a positive effect however. Will report more research bits when discovered.
Eurostar: the star must be for their starring lack of wifi on board.
September 7, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Eurostar: the star must be for their starring lack of wifi on board.
Holy wall. Was Trump asked by France to erect a border wall near Calais or something?
September 7, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Holy wall. Was Trump asked by France to erect a border wall near Calais or something?
They speak French on the train now.
September 7, 2025 at 10:04 AM
They speak French on the train now.
Did you know: crossing timezones confuse puppies? (Mine was under the impression that a 1h20m tunnel crossing would only take 20 minutes.)
September 7, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Did you know: crossing timezones confuse puppies? (Mine was under the impression that a 1h20m tunnel crossing would only take 20 minutes.)
Train report:
- Seats be okay.
- delays not so much
- Medically trained personnel to cabin 5 please (all was good)
- Seats be okay.
- delays not so much
- Medically trained personnel to cabin 5 please (all was good)
September 7, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Train report:
- Seats be okay.
- delays not so much
- Medically trained personnel to cabin 5 please (all was good)
- Seats be okay.
- delays not so much
- Medically trained personnel to cabin 5 please (all was good)
Screenshotting your own demise. Well played :)
August 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Screenshotting your own demise. Well played :)
Though technically, both are good.
August 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Though technically, both are good.
I have. And while those benefits are substantial, I do think I prefer my sleep over someone barking all night long.
August 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I have. And while those benefits are substantial, I do think I prefer my sleep over someone barking all night long.
I’ll agree if you waive your right to waking me up because of your body turning hypersensitive as a result
August 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I’ll agree if you waive your right to waking me up because of your body turning hypersensitive as a result
The one time 1984 does a good and protects you from a prog overdose.
-The gf
-The gf
August 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The one time 1984 does a good and protects you from a prog overdose.
-The gf
-The gf
It still sticking around? Rude!
August 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It still sticking around? Rude!
Will confirm the leg has a larger radius
August 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Will confirm the leg has a larger radius
That feeling when both your partners finally meet each other; and they immediately start yapping about all things cars, special interests and camera lenses.
No animal noises yet though, that might require more interactions, possibly.
No animal noises yet though, that might require more interactions, possibly.
June 1, 2025 at 9:18 AM
That feeling when both your partners finally meet each other; and they immediately start yapping about all things cars, special interests and camera lenses.
No animal noises yet though, that might require more interactions, possibly.
No animal noises yet though, that might require more interactions, possibly.
Van harte gefeliciteerd met uw jaarlijkse herinnering van ouderdom. Maak er een mooie dag van!
March 26, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Van harte gefeliciteerd met uw jaarlijkse herinnering van ouderdom. Maak er een mooie dag van!
Antwerp Zoo doing that which pains the big J Dandruff.
February 8, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Antwerp Zoo doing that which pains the big J Dandruff.
Kinda would appreciate the Dutch govt not sending me the blue (letter saying I have unpaid taxes due to their weird method of counting) each year.
Just let me not adult for a bit.
Just let me not adult for a bit.
February 5, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Kinda would appreciate the Dutch govt not sending me the blue (letter saying I have unpaid taxes due to their weird method of counting) each year.
Just let me not adult for a bit.
Just let me not adult for a bit.