Bugbears & Wormwood
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Hang your rose wreath upon the sycamore tree, anthracnose needs pruning
What?? You're telling me the guys who hate school lunches, children's healthcare and cancer research, gun regulation for school shootings, facilities and financial aid for poor kids, benefits for single parent households, and access to safe abortion rxxe kill and eat babies??? But but but pro life
February 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
What?? You're telling me the guys who hate school lunches, children's healthcare and cancer research, gun regulation for school shootings, facilities and financial aid for poor kids, benefits for single parent households, and access to safe abortion rxxe kill and eat babies??? But but but pro life
Vegsagna breakfast brings joy (but not as much as that cracked ass seaweed salad is gonna fff)
February 1, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Vegsagna breakfast brings joy (but not as much as that cracked ass seaweed salad is gonna fff)
Kaya isn't gonna madoka us like takopi, kaya isn't..
February 1, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Kaya isn't gonna madoka us like takopi, kaya isn't..
New batch of peppers tailored for the seaweed that comes after
February 1, 2026 at 12:46 PM
New batch of peppers tailored for the seaweed that comes after
dudes say they want that addams family romance but are you even trying to be her gomez? youre not even fester bro, just the broken lightbulb he sucked on and threw out in disappointment
February 1, 2026 at 2:32 AM
dudes say they want that addams family romance but are you even trying to be her gomez? youre not even fester bro, just the broken lightbulb he sucked on and threw out in disappointment
Crack 2
Gonna have to call this test a succ-
ugh fukk
Gonna have to call this test a succ-
ugh fukk
January 31, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Crack 2
Gonna have to call this test a succ-
ugh fukk
Gonna have to call this test a succ-
ugh fukk
Got my finger on the fucking trigger (order button for a dozen kolaches)
January 28, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Got my finger on the fucking trigger (order button for a dozen kolaches)
Beef and peppers bc i deserve a treat after three hours of phone calls and paperwork
January 28, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Beef and peppers bc i deserve a treat after three hours of phone calls and paperwork
Just a bowl of peppers n rice and a glass of gin in the morning, divine
January 24, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Just a bowl of peppers n rice and a glass of gin in the morning, divine
Im so fucking tired
Of begging for crumbs
Of begging for crumbs
January 17, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Im so fucking tired
Of begging for crumbs
Of begging for crumbs
Write something sad and pathetic instead of throwing a tantrum
Then still throw it anyway. As a treat
Then still throw it anyway. As a treat
January 14, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Write something sad and pathetic instead of throwing a tantrum
Then still throw it anyway. As a treat
Then still throw it anyway. As a treat
Rolling around the floor whining so hard it could be mistaken for breakdancing
January 8, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Rolling around the floor whining so hard it could be mistaken for breakdancing
Absence makes the heart grow fuck you come here
January 8, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Absence makes the heart grow fuck you come here
getting aroused so fast the blood bounces back from the tip
call that a cockwave
call that a cockwave
January 6, 2026 at 7:07 PM
getting aroused so fast the blood bounces back from the tip
call that a cockwave
call that a cockwave
fuck me 6' into the ground
December 31, 2025 at 11:38 AM
fuck me 6' into the ground
belonging is so foreign, how lovely
December 31, 2025 at 11:37 AM
belonging is so foreign, how lovely
gaslight someone into loving themself the way you love them
as a treat
as a treat
December 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
gaslight someone into loving themself the way you love them
as a treat
as a treat
rearranging your guts by size shape and color
December 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
rearranging your guts by size shape and color
i miss the optimist who told me i'd be nothing
December 28, 2025 at 8:02 AM
i miss the optimist who told me i'd be nothing
I get why dogs chew your shoes now
December 28, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I get why dogs chew your shoes now
Excuse me, where is the sign-up for olympic sighing?
December 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Excuse me, where is the sign-up for olympic sighing?
Waxing and waning poetic
Our fears became prophetic
And though that be, may we see
Our dreams realized idyllic
Our fears became prophetic
And though that be, may we see
Our dreams realized idyllic
December 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Waxing and waning poetic
Our fears became prophetic
And though that be, may we see
Our dreams realized idyllic
Our fears became prophetic
And though that be, may we see
Our dreams realized idyllic
Chicken casserole for a drunken christmassy party? Forgot butter so i may have accidentally made a helthy for once
December 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Chicken casserole for a drunken christmassy party? Forgot butter so i may have accidentally made a helthy for once