The Real Brian Parnell
@ehbrah.bsky.social
About me…? We just met. Let’s ease into that over time.
Maybe it would be best if our species never leaves its home planet, all things considered.
#TheGreatFilter
#TheGreatFilter
February 11, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Maybe it would be best if our species never leaves its home planet, all things considered.
#TheGreatFilter
#TheGreatFilter
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Breaking: Democrat Chasity Martinez just won a Louisiana district in a massive landslide victory.
Trump won this district by 13 points.
Trump won this district by 13 points.
February 8, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Breaking: Democrat Chasity Martinez just won a Louisiana district in a massive landslide victory.
Trump won this district by 13 points.
Trump won this district by 13 points.
If everyone on earth stood at the equator and joined hands to form a circle of peace around the globe a LOT of folks would drown.
February 4, 2026 at 3:44 PM
If everyone on earth stood at the equator and joined hands to form a circle of peace around the globe a LOT of folks would drown.
TRUTH….The hacking group Anonymous IS actually The CIA.
If it weren’t Truth Social would not exist.
If it weren’t Truth Social would not exist.
January 30, 2026 at 1:35 PM
TRUTH….The hacking group Anonymous IS actually The CIA.
If it weren’t Truth Social would not exist.
If it weren’t Truth Social would not exist.
Most Popular Phrase Of 2025;
“HE DID WHAT!!?”
“HE DID WHAT!!?”
January 28, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Most Popular Phrase Of 2025;
“HE DID WHAT!!?”
“HE DID WHAT!!?”
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So basically Albert Speer’s defense at Nuremberg.
January 28, 2026 at 3:00 AM
So basically Albert Speer’s defense at Nuremberg.
I’m just gonna say what we’re all thinking….
FUCK THE ANUNNAKI
(been nice knowing y’all)
FUCK THE ANUNNAKI
(been nice knowing y’all)
January 27, 2026 at 11:17 PM
I’m just gonna say what we’re all thinking….
FUCK THE ANUNNAKI
(been nice knowing y’all)
FUCK THE ANUNNAKI
(been nice knowing y’all)
Until the Trump administration identifies the shooters in Minneapolis we must assume that they ARE ALL murderers. It’s the only safe course of action.
Govern yourselves accordingly.
Govern yourselves accordingly.
January 27, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Until the Trump administration identifies the shooters in Minneapolis we must assume that they ARE ALL murderers. It’s the only safe course of action.
Govern yourselves accordingly.
Govern yourselves accordingly.
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Bovino is just the patsy - a noxious and odious fall guy. Stephen Miller is the architect and prime mover of the whole thing. Everything they do is at his direction - often after his threats. As long as he runs policy in the WH, nothing will change no matter how many Bovinos come and go.
January 27, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Bovino is just the patsy - a noxious and odious fall guy. Stephen Miller is the architect and prime mover of the whole thing. Everything they do is at his direction - often after his threats. As long as he runs policy in the WH, nothing will change no matter how many Bovinos come and go.
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@briantylercohen.bsky.social: Should ICE continue to exist in any form?
@rokhanna.bsky.social: No. And that should be the answer across the Democratic Party.
It is a rogue agency killing American citizens. Tear it down.
@rokhanna.bsky.social: No. And that should be the answer across the Democratic Party.
It is a rogue agency killing American citizens. Tear it down.
January 27, 2026 at 2:57 AM
@briantylercohen.bsky.social: Should ICE continue to exist in any form?
@rokhanna.bsky.social: No. And that should be the answer across the Democratic Party.
It is a rogue agency killing American citizens. Tear it down.
@rokhanna.bsky.social: No. And that should be the answer across the Democratic Party.
It is a rogue agency killing American citizens. Tear it down.
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In response to Trump’s trade war, the rest of the world makes free trade agreements while Trump fires off new manic tariffs weekly every time another leader says something he doesn’t like.
January 27, 2026 at 12:38 PM
In response to Trump’s trade war, the rest of the world makes free trade agreements while Trump fires off new manic tariffs weekly every time another leader says something he doesn’t like.
How do you address someone with a Doctoral Degree in Music Education?
“I’d like a cappuccino please.”
“I’d like a cappuccino please.”
January 20, 2026 at 1:54 PM
How do you address someone with a Doctoral Degree in Music Education?
“I’d like a cappuccino please.”
“I’d like a cappuccino please.”
MOST Americans despise (or at least dislike) Herr Drumpf. These Americans make up our juries. So what happens when a jury says Maduro is not guilty?
Then what do we do?
Take him back to Venezuela?
Or will Trump just have him killed like he did Epstein?
Then what do we do?
Take him back to Venezuela?
Or will Trump just have him killed like he did Epstein?
January 20, 2026 at 1:37 PM
MOST Americans despise (or at least dislike) Herr Drumpf. These Americans make up our juries. So what happens when a jury says Maduro is not guilty?
Then what do we do?
Take him back to Venezuela?
Or will Trump just have him killed like he did Epstein?
Then what do we do?
Take him back to Venezuela?
Or will Trump just have him killed like he did Epstein?
Twenty-Fifth Amendment Now!
January 20, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Twenty-Fifth Amendment Now!
CLEARLY the 2nd Amendment is useless. That whole “We need ‘em in case the gubmint goes nuts!” is utter bullshit. You HAD your moment, Cletus, and you blew it like Trump blew Bubba. Let’s get rid of the guns if all you’re gonna do is lick ‘em when you rub one out.
January 20, 2026 at 2:05 AM
CLEARLY the 2nd Amendment is useless. That whole “We need ‘em in case the gubmint goes nuts!” is utter bullshit. You HAD your moment, Cletus, and you blew it like Trump blew Bubba. Let’s get rid of the guns if all you’re gonna do is lick ‘em when you rub one out.
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Virginia Governor Abigail Spanberger just issued an executive order shutting down state police cooperation with Trump’s ICE immediately after taking office.
January 17, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Virginia Governor Abigail Spanberger just issued an executive order shutting down state police cooperation with Trump’s ICE immediately after taking office.
Sucks to be Bill.
January 18, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Sucks to be Bill.
Have you noticed that most of the pro-life people are also the folks who support Trump and his band of pedophiles? Do I detect an ulterior motive?
January 18, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Have you noticed that most of the pro-life people are also the folks who support Trump and his band of pedophiles? Do I detect an ulterior motive?
We will have the names and info of ALL the ICE agents when the Dems take over again. Run and hide bitches. Payback will find you.
January 16, 2026 at 3:05 PM
We will have the names and info of ALL the ICE agents when the Dems take over again. Run and hide bitches. Payback will find you.
The Go Fund Me for the Detroit auto worker who was suspended for calling Trump a pedophile protector is now OVER $800,000.
New industry…?
www.freep.com/story/money/...
New industry…?
www.freep.com/story/money/...
Donations for suspended Ford worker who heckled Trump near $800,000
Friends of TJ Sabula started GoFundMe pages after Sabula was suspended without pay for comments made to the president during a Ford factory tour.
www.freep.com
January 15, 2026 at 1:03 PM
The Go Fund Me for the Detroit auto worker who was suspended for calling Trump a pedophile protector is now OVER $800,000.
New industry…?
www.freep.com/story/money/...
New industry…?
www.freep.com/story/money/...
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Trumplethinskin can dish it out, but just can't take it.
Because someone called him a "Pedophile Protector", the short-fingered vulgarian flipped the tiniest bird imaginable. 😂
#TheTruthHurts
Because someone called him a "Pedophile Protector", the short-fingered vulgarian flipped the tiniest bird imaginable. 😂
#TheTruthHurts
January 14, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Trumplethinskin can dish it out, but just can't take it.
Because someone called him a "Pedophile Protector", the short-fingered vulgarian flipped the tiniest bird imaginable. 😂
#TheTruthHurts
Because someone called him a "Pedophile Protector", the short-fingered vulgarian flipped the tiniest bird imaginable. 😂
#TheTruthHurts
Today Trump is learning that MAGA and Democrats and all real Americans have one thing in common;
NONE OF US like to be told to sit down and shut up at the point of a gun.
NONE OF US like to be told to sit down and shut up at the point of a gun.
January 13, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Today Trump is learning that MAGA and Democrats and all real Americans have one thing in common;
NONE OF US like to be told to sit down and shut up at the point of a gun.
NONE OF US like to be told to sit down and shut up at the point of a gun.
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And I’m gonna "like" this post every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#Justice4theVictims_NOW
#Justice4theVictims_NOW
🔥🔥🔥 DO NOT BE DISTRACTED BY MADURO & STAY LOUD!!
🔥🔥🔥 DONALD TRUMP IS GOING DOWN!!
TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
🔥🔥🔥 DONALD TRUMP IS GOING DOWN!!
TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
January 11, 2026 at 8:50 PM
And I’m gonna "like" this post every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#Justice4theVictims_NOW
#Justice4theVictims_NOW
Our president is clinically insane.
Clearly.
Clearly.
January 12, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Our president is clinically insane.
Clearly.
Clearly.