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Egg
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I am sitting in the morning at the diner on the corner.
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charmor-arts.bsky.social
September 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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thedevil.bsky.social
August 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
eggscalibur.bsky.social
I'm still standing outside a broken phone booth with money in my hand.
June 18, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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marcusjmerritt.com
Felt inspired
Black ink drawing of the skateboarder in the quoted screenshot flipping the bird to something off in the distance with the words "Fuck ICE" appearing beside the person in a blank part of the page
June 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
EVERYONE NEED'S A RAISE - dashare.zone ADMIN
I NEED A RAISE BECUASE EVERYONE NEED'S A RAISE, EVERYONE NEEDS 3 MORE HOURS OF SLEEP, 1 FREE BAG OF CHIPS EVERY DAY, PAY US TWICE AS MUCH AS WE MAKE NOW,PAY US 3 TIMES AS MUCH AS WE MAKE NOW, AND REMOVE ALL BLOCKED SITE'S FROM THE WORK WIFI NETWORK ,AND IM ALLOWED TO BRING SWORS AND KNIFES TO WORK, THERE FOR SHARING AND DISPLAY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN ADDITIONAL THOUGHT'S AT patreon.com/dasharez0ne
June 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
WELP - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELOTEN COWBOY HOLDEN A COOL CHICKEN AND IT SAY'S " DIDENT PLAN TO L IVE THIS LONG, WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO NOW?????? - " STILL HERE FOR SOME REASON " - IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN HARD TO PLAN FOR THE FUTURE BUT ESPECIALLY NOW, IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN PAINFUL TO BE ALIVE BUT ESPECIALLY NOW, THE BURDEN OF ROUTINE ALWAYS HEAVY BUT ESPECIALLY NOW, THE LIST OF OBLIGATIONS LONG BUT ESPECIALLY NOW, THE RISK HIGH AND REWARD LOW BUT ESPECIALLY NOW, BUT GUESS WHAT MOTHER FUCKER, I GOT A FROZEN PIZZA LINED UP FOR DINNER AND YOU GET THAT COLD CIRCLE OUT AND BEFORE YOU THROW IT IN GET SOME OTHER FOOD AND PUT IT RIGHT ON TOP AND IT COOKS RIGHT ON TOP OF THE PIZZA. VEGTABLES MEATS PRETZELS ANY THING. AND IF YOU GOT ANY LEFT THE NEXT DAY THROW IT IN DA AIR FRYER ,DONT LET SOMEONE TELL YOU ITS JUST AN OVEN, ITS A FAST FOOD MACHINE AND IF YOUR NASTY YOU NEVER HAVE TO CLEAN IT JUST SHAKE IT OUT HERE AND THERE. KEEP KICKEN A$$ OUT THERE AND HOPE YOUR HAVEN A GOOD ONE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
June 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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jonathan-cook.bsky.social
Greta Thunberg, arriving back in Europe after her abduction by Israel in international waters, explains in 40 seconds why western governments are colluding in genocide:
June 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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dustyinsect.buzz
TW: SA/INCEST/ABUSE

Normally I don't do this, but I got permission from @longlongbunny.bsky.social to help spread awareness of their situation. Please help them by sharing this

Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/longlongbunny
Evidence: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
So... I'm forcefully marrying my cousin.
June 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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xythar.bsky.social
June 1, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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mrbuckbucknba.bsky.social
Charles Barkley: “They got us up so high I could touch God. That’s the only chance il get too see him. I’m going to hell”
May 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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joycontent.gay
holy shit it's real
I meet someone -> I'm a chuckster! -> The authorities cannot find enough evidence to make the charges stick -> The case goes cold (then it goes back to the start)
May 29, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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mariobrothblog.bsky.social
In the Goopy Inferno mission in Super Mario Sunshine, one of the Piantas is an unexpected Chuckster. A player who talks to him and happens to tilt the Analog Stick in an unfortunate direction after exiting the dialogue will make him throw Mario with enough momentum to kill him.
May 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
eggscalibur.bsky.social
Another dream accomplished. What is next on the docket? To see *everything*!
May 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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unicouniuni3.bsky.social
Cat? No, I'm the strongest chicken boy!
A black and white cat with a serious expression and flattened ears, wearing a yellow polka dot flower collar.
May 23, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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murmurlilies.bsky.social
idk anything about Warhammer but my immediate thought when I came across this image was "damn... Takua and Jaller look different"
image of a pair of space marines from the Warhammer series. the two characters are shown wearing red armor, but with different colored helmets - one blue, and one yellow. image of Takua (left) and Jaller (right) as depicted in the 2003 direct-to-video animated feature Bionicle: Mask of Light, based on the Bionicle franchise from The Lego Group. in the critically acclaimed film, Takua, Chronicler of the Matoran, uncovers the legendary Kanohi Avohkii; a "Mask of Light" said to signal the coming of the Seventh Toa, the one prophesied to defeat Makuta and awaken the Great Spirit Mata Nui. after some shenanigans at a Kolhii match, Takua's friend and Ta-Koro's Captain of the Guard, Jaller, is mistaken for the Seventh Toa's herald, and the two are sent by Turaga Vakama on a quest across the island of Mata Nui to find them. Makuta, aware that the Avohkii has been found, sends his freakish artificial spawn, the Rahkshi, to hunt down and retrieve the Mask to prevent his brother's awakening. with the help of the Toa Nuva, Takua and Jaller are able to evade the Rahkshi (as well as overcome various other hardships) as they journey to the Seventh Toa's apparent location: the Kini-Nui temple at the center of the island. the Rahkshi quickly catch up to them and another battle ensues, which results in Jaller becoming mortally wounded. he uses his final breath to remark to Takua that he always knew he was different. it's at this moment that Takua realizes who he truly is and dons the Avohkii himself, transforming into Takanuva, Toa of Light. he defeats the Rahkshi, and soon after descends into the island's depths with the Toa Nuva, Turaga and the rest of the island's Matoran with the goal of defeating Makuta once and for all. but after MORE Kolhii-related shenanigans, Takanuva and Makuta fall into a pool of Energized Protodermis and are fused into a being called Takutanuva. with powers of both light and dark, they resurrect Jaller and open the way to the lost city of Metru Nui, the setting of the follow-up film Bionicle 2: Legends of Metru Nui. in this prequel, narrated by Turaga Vakama, we learn the untold history of the Matoran and the Toa as well a
May 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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unicouniuni3.bsky.social
Uni, what are you thinking about…?
A black and white cat with wide, glistening eyes sits quietly on the cat tower, paws tucked in, staring off wistfully into the distance.
May 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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craigweekend.bsky.social
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
May 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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pullahoko.bsky.social
Nintendo Switch 2? Looks like you need to switch 2 another console, or better yet, switch 2 a better form of government so that your games, and your eggs don't cost 300 smackers. you've got egg on your face, from when the president smacked you, so face the music. Wii Music.
Xavier Renegade Angel
April 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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antire.al
the Marathon alpha released recently and its environments are covered with assets lifted from poster designs i made in 2017.

@bungie.net @marathonthegame.bungie.net
May 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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motoridersd.pug.ninja
An article titled "How the Web Became Unreadable", posted on Medium. There is a soft paywall asking you to sign in, covering most of the article. Screenshot found on Mastodon https://beige.party/@mayintoronto/114497234942335666
May 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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thedevil.bsky.social
May 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
eggscalibur.bsky.social
In other lighter news, I still like cute girls, and the apartments have a nice gym with complementary protein shakes!
May 12, 2025 at 4:04 AM
eggscalibur.bsky.social
I am moving because I AM scared. I am scared of leaving, but I have to do it because I want something different.
May 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
GIVE ME A SHOT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELOTON WRECKEN A WHOLE CITY AND IT SAY'S " THE WORST PART OF THE WORLD BEING RUN BY DUMB ASSES IS THAT I STILL CANT GET A JOB, LET ME RUN YOUR COMPANY INTO THE GROUND, IM PRETTY SURE THAT I COULD MAKE UNSAFE CARS, WEB SITES THAT LOSE MONEY AND ROCKATS THAT CRASH " - DA SKELTON IS JUST THINKEN ABOUT HOW THE LEAST INTERESTING, LEAST CREATIVE, LEAST LITERATE AND LEAST EMPATHETIC PEOPLE ARE DA ONE'S WHO ARE IN CHARGE OF WHATS GOING ON IN DA CONOMY AND DA GOVERMET, AND IF THATS THE CASE THEN REGLAR PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND ME SHOULD GET A SHOT, IF YA DONT EVEN HAVE TO SELL CAR'S TO MAKE BILLIONS OF DOLLERS AT THE CAR COMPANY THEN FUCK IT, I BEEN NOT SELLING CAR'S FOR YEARS, IM APPARENTLY GREAT AT NOT SELLING CAR'S , AND UNLIKE EVERY ONE IN SILICON VALLY I DONT HAVE THE BRAIN OF A SERIAL KILLER AND THE FACE OF A SERIAL KILLER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
May 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM