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Eating a bomb PB&J currently.
March 22, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Eating a bomb PB&J currently.
“Nyquil and tequila cocktail.”
March 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
“Nyquil and tequila cocktail.”
Steals Jason’s energy drinks.
March 17, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Steals Jason’s energy drinks.
“… Is it cooler than Bats’ cave? Please tell me you have a life sized replica of a Spinosaurus.”
"And had fun adventures? Glad you're not lost anymore. I'm okay, just the usual vigilante things plus making my own, uh, Cave."
“all I’m going to say is, I got lost.”
A slight fib.
“how’ve ya been?”
A slight fib.
“how’ve ya been?”
March 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
“… Is it cooler than Bats’ cave? Please tell me you have a life sized replica of a Spinosaurus.”
“I got wayyyy too excited.”
March 17, 2025 at 12:05 PM
“I got wayyyy too excited.”
“all I’m going to say is, I got lost.”
A slight fib.
“how’ve ya been?”
A slight fib.
“how’ve ya been?”
Steeeeph!
I haven't seen you in forever. Busy?
I haven't seen you in forever. Busy?
Dick!
March 17, 2025 at 11:55 AM
“all I’m going to say is, I got lost.”
A slight fib.
“how’ve ya been?”
A slight fib.
“how’ve ya been?”
Woops—
whispers, “Sorry!”
whispers, “Sorry!”
March 17, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Woops—
whispers, “Sorry!”
whispers, “Sorry!”
Dick!
Steph!
cough.
Anyways—
Anyways—
March 17, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Dick!
She’s laying there, using some cheap muscle massager she bought on a whim, waiting for it to take all the knots from her back.
March 17, 2025 at 11:38 AM
She’s laying there, using some cheap muscle massager she bought on a whim, waiting for it to take all the knots from her back.
//My bad guys i was moving.
January 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
//My bad guys i was moving.
“Your face is a liar.”
"Yes."
“Are you calling me a liar?”
December 12, 2024 at 6:33 PM
“Your face is a liar.”
“Are you calling me a liar?”
"Lies and slander."
“I mean, exhibit A.”
Gestures to his face.
Gestures to his face.
December 12, 2024 at 2:47 PM
“Are you calling me a liar?”
This is art.
This a war crime.
Comfort food.
December 12, 2024 at 2:46 PM
This is art.
//Sorry I’ve been gone. Busy few days.
December 10, 2024 at 2:22 PM
//Sorry I’ve been gone. Busy few days.
“But if I DID—“
December 10, 2024 at 2:21 PM
“But if I DID—“
“Waaayy too cold.” She agrees, happily accepting the hand warmers first.
“Why couldn’t we vigilante in a tropical climate? Hawaii anyone?”
“Why couldn’t we vigilante in a tropical climate? Hawaii anyone?”
Approaching her with a coffee and unopened bag of hand warmers
"Cold today, huh?"
"Cold today, huh?"
Wraps herself tighter in her cape in an effort to shield away from the cold.
December 10, 2024 at 2:18 PM
“Waaayy too cold.” She agrees, happily accepting the hand warmers first.
“Why couldn’t we vigilante in a tropical climate? Hawaii anyone?”
“Why couldn’t we vigilante in a tropical climate? Hawaii anyone?”
“I mean, exhibit A.”
Gestures to his face.
Gestures to his face.
"Not true."
“Handsome faces can also be loser faces, Buddy.”
December 10, 2024 at 2:17 PM
“I mean, exhibit A.”
Gestures to his face.
Gestures to his face.
“Oh! Thanks, B!”
She hesitates tho, wondering if he’s going to take it off for her to wear. Will that make /her/ Batman?
Snorts.
She hesitates tho, wondering if he’s going to take it off for her to wear. Will that make /her/ Batman?
Snorts.
Offers his cape to aid her
December 10, 2024 at 2:17 PM
“Oh! Thanks, B!”
She hesitates tho, wondering if he’s going to take it off for her to wear. Will that make /her/ Batman?
Snorts.
She hesitates tho, wondering if he’s going to take it off for her to wear. Will that make /her/ Batman?
Snorts.
Wraps herself tighter in her cape in an effort to shield away from the cold.
December 6, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Wraps herself tighter in her cape in an effort to shield away from the cold.
“…. Okay, no, but! Actually, never mind. I’ve got nothing.”
December 6, 2024 at 7:38 PM
“…. Okay, no, but! Actually, never mind. I’ve got nothing.”