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28 | She/They 🏳️‍🌈 | Lowlife | Occasional Twitch Streamer | Slaying dragons 🗡️ and saving Harvest Sprites 🐮 | eggkayonnaise@gmail.com
I played the Strange Antiquities demo last week and I have not stopped thinking about it, so I ended up making a nail set inspired by it 🖤

As a huge fan of Strange Horticulture, I am so so excited to pick up the game soon (better get the backlog down before payday!)

@badvikinggames.bsky.social
September 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
*How to ruin the mood 101*

"Ur dick got mad uppies"
September 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I can't fucking breathe. The direct isn't even over but TAMAGOTCHI CORNER SHOP IS BACK FROM THE DEAD, GRAND BAZAAR HAS A REMAKE AND WITCHBROOK IS FINALLY REAL. I AM NOT OK
March 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Not feeling too well today, but I got a friend to keep me company 🖤
February 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Has't thee ev'r hadst a dreameth yond that thee um thee hadst thee'd thee wouldst thee couldst thee'd doth thee wi thee wanteth thee thou couldst doth so thee thee'd doth thee couldst thee thou wanteth thee wanteth that gent to doth thee so much thee couldst doth aught?
February 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Soup frog fills out his Soup Guild application 🐸
February 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
As much as this is more of a wait, I'd much rather them make the perfect Fantasy Life game. The 3DS one still stands up today 🖤 it's gonna be GORGEOUS
February 14, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Nearly 12 years of a relationship and I still infodump all of my SpongeBob knowledge after a lil drink with absolutely no way to register @affielockhart.bsky.social's disinterest.
February 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Normally I don't get too excited about new Sims 4 packs these days but the Businesses and Hobbies one finally introduces something I've been wanting forever. Finally we have combined business and property lots! 🖤

But the introduction of tattoo parlours and sweet shops as businesses, *chefs kiss* 🩷
February 7, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Life Hack:

Jump in a bog :)

Just do it :)

You certainly won't regret jumping in a great big muddy bog :)
February 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Starting to feel the January blues melt away as of a couple of days ago.

I've been up at reasonable times again, work is feeling better and yesterday I groomed the dogs in full through sheer anger 😂

That's the last time I let the internet try and tell me I'm neglectful to them. They're Puli FFS 🖤
January 31, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Doomsday Clock update day 😬

Everyone ready to see a new record of how close we can get to midnight?

If it doesn't move, imma be shocked.
January 28, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I love how Shein simply does not try anymore to make items look real.
January 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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December 27, 2024 at 8:08 PM
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January 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Him.
January 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
New tattoo is 2 days away and I am SO EXCITED.

It's gonna be my biggest and most detailed one so far, and I just can't wait to get it done. It's gonna be fuckin beautiful 🖤

Turning it into a lil self care day too with a trip to my fave tea shop to stock back up. It's gonna be a lovely Friday 🫖
January 15, 2025 at 10:09 AM
January 9, 2025 at 1:55 PM
BRB, booking in a piercing so I can have the SNIPS.
January 8, 2025 at 2:42 PM
NGL. Genuinely kinda fucked up about Viv. It's just so sad.
January 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I can die happy now.
January 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
BRB, quitting my job to become a full time sexy Gengar.
January 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
It's New Year's Day, so it's time for Death Stranding and chill 🖤
January 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Took a lil trip to the attic room to chill for the night, got rickrolled by my own record collection.

I do not remember purchasing this. Rick lives in my walls I think.
December 28, 2024 at 11:29 PM
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December 25, 2024 at 1:18 PM