》》 𝐓𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐓 .
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》》 𝐓𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐓 .
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╔ 𝙄 𝘿𝙊𝙉'𝙏 𝙏𝘼𝙆𝙀 𝙋𝙍𝙄𝙎𝙊𝙉𝙀𝙍𝙎.ᐟ ╝
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SLAY, DORK !
April 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
THAT'S BETTER !!
April 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
my lord is still as wonderfully handsome as ever!!
April 21, 2025 at 5:33 AM
what was that digital... /thing's/ name again? dope? no... uhh, hold on, it's escaping me... duke...
April 20, 2025 at 5:45 AM
maybe you should LOOK! i'm surprised you don't have a gravitational pull!!!

[jumping around and flailing her arms, steam practically puffing from her ears and nose. she was MADDDD.]
N' y'er a risk o' makin' others go deaf, yyyyYEESH -!

[ Cleaning his own ears out after all of that, as he groans . ]

Gaia forbid I try t' take a load off ...
you are INSUFFERABLE! people of your size are so INCONSIDERATE!! sitting without looking?! you can't even SEE where you're dropping your heavy load! YOU'RE A SAFETY HAZARD!!!!!!!

[she sure is loud.]
April 20, 2025 at 5:44 AM
you are INSUFFERABLE! people of your size are so INCONSIDERATE!! sitting without looking?! you can't even SEE where you're dropping your heavy load! YOU'RE A SAFETY HAZARD!!!!!!!

[she sure is loud.]
[ Rising up, idly scratching his rump . ]

N' maybe ya should jus' move outta th' way, but 'ere we are, I s'pose .

[ Clearly towering over the other, good lord ... ]
GET OFF OF ME, YOU BIG OAF!!!

if i wanted to see the MOON, i'd wait until NIGHT TIME !!!!!!
April 20, 2025 at 5:15 AM
GET OFF OF ME, YOU BIG OAF!!!

if i wanted to see the MOON, i'd wait until NIGHT TIME !!!!!!
... ew, gross .

Think I sat on sum' Chinchilla .
April 20, 2025 at 5:05 AM
[folding her arms, her grumpy face would slowly warp into that of consideration as she mulled it over. pursuing her lips a bit, sighing in resignation.]

hm. you'd be right in that regard!! much to do, dope! much to do! consider this a temporary partnership!

[as if she had any say. 💧]
Heyyyy, he's such a busy guy, yknow. YOU should know that better than anyone, right?

[ The projection fizzles once again, returning Dupe to his default form. A sly smile spreading across his muzzle. ]

I'm suuuure he's just getting everything in order first. Someone as brilliant as him would +
dupe... okay, i'll see if i can remember that.
... -?! what do you mean, "hasn't let anyone know yet"?! i'm lord robotnik's most LOYAL egg boss! he would never hide such creations from me!

[the chinchilla curls her lip, fur frizzing up, baffled by the projection.]

but, if what you ++
April 20, 2025 at 5:01 AM
HA HA !!!
[ HHCK ! HHHHHCK ! BLEH !

. . . he choked on a nacho chip . ]
April 20, 2025 at 4:51 AM
dupe... okay, i'll see if i can remember that.
... -?! what do you mean, "hasn't let anyone know yet"?! i'm lord robotnik's most LOYAL egg boss! he would never hide such creations from me!

[the chinchilla curls her lip, fur frizzing up, baffled by the projection.]

but, if what you ++
Ohoho? I guess the Big Boss hasn't let anyone know yet.

[ The pink projection fizzles out for a moment, soon replaced by a mirror image of the Chinchilla.
it begins to circle around her. ]

You're lookin' at the new overseer of the Oil Ocean! as well as the Eggboss over West Side Island.
another egg boss!!! i don't think i've seen you at any meetings...
April 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
another egg boss!!! i don't think i've seen you at any meetings...
Well, well, well... isn't THIS an interesting sight. \></
April 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
i hope lord eggman is doing well... ✨️✨️

it's so hot outside lately... maybe i'll catch a glimpse of the lord in his swimwear!! uwehehee!!
April 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
everything on here is temporary until i commission stuff OKAYYYY. SORRY IT LOOKS CORNY//
April 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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