british addicts be like. OH MATEY give me that INJECTIOn of TEA or i will DIE, no im not addicted i just need m y INJECTion of BLACK TEA with A TEASPOON of SUGAR

pleas someone buy my toothbrsuh it gives off bad vibes

if you guys want to submit an opinion regarding this post, i need to first redirect you to my paypal, wherein you will send over five dollars, including your message to me about this post, and then ill respond by sending 4 dollars back and giving you my response

Andrew Taint

Shoutout pancreas

getting my dick sucked by a hot twink but shaking my head to make sure people know i disagree with the institution of homosexuality

bugs bunny vocal stim compilation [1:28:47]

i actually think the empire’s new clothes are pretty rad

title: man crossing street realizes his mistake TOO LATE

channel: True Crime Karma Uncovered

length: 1:38:07;53

im not here to make friends, im not here to win money, i kindanjust want to quixkly use the shower, thanks

maybe where civilization went wrong was when my toast fell to the ground

man’s laughter?
manslaughterr.

thiinmking,,

i think we should get the crabs oot of the bucket and put them back

hypothetical: all your bottles of alcohol come to life, and they enjoy getting drank s little too much

or 5$

turning on synthesizer for the first time in months increases person’s “tgirl energy”, new report finds

you hear me loudly arguing and proclaiming “it was a different time! we can’t judge them based on today’s standards!”

upon inquiring further you realize i am talking about gaming webcomics

only after my mouth foams up do i realize that it wasn’t clear i was defending their humor, not their socioe-

going to the gym and yelling “what’s up everypony” before doing 10 squats and crying and going home