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@efyra.bsky.social
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efyra.bsky.social
Aviso para o eu do futuro: a próxima vez que voce ler algo e pensar "Marques de Sade teria amado isso" pode ser uma boa ideia não ler enquanto come
March 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
efyra.bsky.social
Fazendo o cabelo no salão e uma senhorinha passa por mim e diz “que cabelo lindo para uma pessoa linda” e agora vou me sentir uma princesa, por pelo menos, o resto da semana
December 18, 2024 at 5:03 AM
efyra.bsky.social
Fui jogar um joguinho novo despretensiosamente pós almoço. Acabei passando prática o dia todo nele
December 7, 2024 at 4:48 AM
efyra.bsky.social
Caralho vim visitar Curitiba e o único grafite que vi até agora estava em letra cursiva
November 17, 2024 at 12:46 PM
efyra.bsky.social
Aparentemente derrubei um comprimido no meu pão agora de manhã. Senti como se eu fosse meu próprio pet, sendo enganada para tomar remédio
November 14, 2024 at 9:46 AM
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estru.me
Eu queria nunca mais na minha vida ver uma imagem gerada por inteligência artificial.
October 14, 2024 at 9:56 PM
efyra.bsky.social
Nunca me senti mais como a quarta espiã demais do que hoje quando o entregador não sabia se eu era um cara ou uma mina
October 14, 2024 at 2:28 AM
efyra.bsky.social
Legal mandaram só o trailer da fofoca 🥲
October 13, 2024 at 6:23 PM
efyra.bsky.social
Mais um dia sem energia, continuo de luto pela comida no congelador 🫠
October 13, 2024 at 2:57 PM
efyra.bsky.social
A luz quase voltou e aí teve que vir o barulho dos infernos de troço estourado e cair de novo 🥲
October 12, 2024 at 9:24 PM
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camaradahidalgo.bsky.social
Só quero lembrar que no Chile foi feita essa negociação com a Enel
Prédio da Enel em chamas no Chile
October 12, 2024 at 6:42 PM
efyra.bsky.social
Descobri hoje que existe whey sabor Toddy, até esqueci da minha intolerância a lactose e quase comprei de curiosa
October 12, 2024 at 8:50 PM
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aliciameupelo.bsky.social
o lestat fez isso
raianmir.bsky.social clareamento anal caseiro @raianmir.bsky.social · Oct 7
o foda de ser gay é não poder engravidar de homem pra segurar ele pro resto da vida
October 11, 2024 at 3:09 PM
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redderbeanpaste.bsky.social
South Korea's first Nobel literature prize goes to a woman whose fiction regularly touches on dissident and rebellious/subversive behavior during a time when women are speaking out about misogyny and violence they are experiencing. The timing!
October 10, 2024 at 2:23 PM
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crisvector.com
Boa eleição pra vocês
Ilustração de uma urna eletrônica apontando pra cima e uma expressão severa com as legendas: ao votar, não se esqueça de: documento com foto, título de eleitor, sua classe social. Todas as frases tem uma cor diferente que varia entre amarelo, azul pastel e rosa pastel, no fundo tem um grande triangulo rosa e alguns elementos graficos coloridos mas mesmas cores das letras
October 6, 2024 at 3:01 PM
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tomgauld.bsky.social
A book must be an axe for the frozen sea within us - Kafka.

(My cartoon for today’s Guardian books.)
Panel one: "A book must be an axe for the frozen sea within us." says Franz Kafka. He looks solemn, and holds up a finger to show that he is serious. Panel two: The publishers across the table say "That's all very well, Franz. But we commissioned a board book for toddlers". Panel three: "And here it is!" Kafka answers proudly, holding up a colourful book. It is titled "Choppy Helps out" and shows a cute axe with a friendly face (presumably Choppy) and his friend, a frozen, smiling sea. note: Herr Kafka gave me the manuscript for "Choppy Helps Out!" on the undertanding that I destroyed it after his death. I could not bring myself to do so. If you are a publisher and interested in purchasing the rights, please contact me via my website.
October 5, 2024 at 9:04 AM
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wwwmlna.bsky.social
quem for sair de carro tome cuidado pra não acabar participando de alguma carreata de político sem perceber
October 5, 2024 at 9:14 PM
efyra.bsky.social
Caralho fui tão adulta hoje e é só meio dia, agora é hora de ir para a frente do computador e jogar algo estupido por 12 horas para balancear né
October 6, 2024 at 3:17 PM
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lisavipes.bsky.social
Resharing the Glam of Six-spotted Fishing Spider, Dolomedes triton, for #Arachtober! Found in wetlands habitat across North America & found around docks, these spiders hunt insects, tadpoles, and small fish by skating across the surface of the water! They have great vision! 🐡 🧪 🕷
Eye makeup in Six spotted Fishing Spider colors and patterns: eyes in gold-beige with central gold striped with a row of six white spots edged in black in either side of the gold stripe, eyebrow and undereye in white, eight spiny beige legs extending from eyes. Brown-yellow ombre lipstick. Pic with head next to weathered grey wood.
October 4, 2024 at 5:38 PM
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jencross.bsky.social
A fabulous Emerald Jumping Spider is here is wish you a very happy first day of #Arachtober! Stay tuned this month for more spidery photos and facts.
(Paraphidippus aurantius)
A fuzzy spider with large dark eyes. It is standing on a leaf and the sky and trees can be seen on the background.
October 1, 2024 at 10:12 PM
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jojofraga.bsky.social
Bandeiras Brasileiras como personagens de RPG:

Bahia: Bardo
October 2, 2024 at 3:50 PM
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mikemelton.bsky.social
Welcome and thank you to all my new followers!

Let's start this party off with one of the best birds in Costa Rica, the spectacular Snowcap. This male was stretching on a cool morning in the mountains here at @tapirvalley.bsky.social

#birds #hummingbirds
The image shows a vibrant hummingbird with iridescent plumage perched on a branch. The bird has a white crown on its head and a long, pointed black beak. Its body is predominantly reddish-purple, with brown and reddish hues on its wings. The background is a blurred green, highlighting the bird’s colors.
October 2, 2024 at 4:24 AM
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mikemelton.bsky.social
Every garden should have a tapir. At Casa Bentbill last night.

I'm going to need a name for him, if he's going to be visiting me regularly!

#tapirs 🌿
The image shows a tapir standing in a lush, green forested area. The tapir has a dark gray to black body, a rounded snout, and small ears with white edges. The surrounding environment is filled with dense vegetation, including trees and plants with broad green leaves. Pink flowers can be seen on some of the plants, adding a touch of color to the natural setting. The tapir is calmly walking through the grass, blending in with the tropical forest surroundings.
October 2, 2024 at 3:23 PM
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gettoknownature.bsky.social
A Tufted Titmouse got into the kitchen yesterday. Phew what a drama! No one was happy about it but it did make its way out the open window after some work. Now I feel like I should apologize to every titmouse I see.

#birds 🌿
A small gray and white bird with a crest stands on the side of a wooden platform bird feeder. Its head is cocked slightly and one big black eye is visible. It looks confident and strong. Also adorable.
October 2, 2024 at 2:32 AM