Helena Handbasket
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Vampire, elephant breeder, dolphin shaver, orgy organiser, ghost lobbyist, genocide expert...
The Onion buys Alex Jones's InfoWars in auction with the help of Sandy Hook families: How we got here www.yahoo.com/news/the-oni...
Big day for BS!
Big day for BS!
The Onion buys Alex Jones's InfoWars in auction with the help of Sandy Hook families: How we got here
The satirical outlet has acquired InfoWars, the website founded by conspiracy theorist Alex Jones, who was ordered to put it up for auction to pay the more than $1 billion he owes to the families of S...
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November 14, 2024 at 9:57 PM
The Onion buys Alex Jones's InfoWars in auction with the help of Sandy Hook families: How we got here www.yahoo.com/news/the-oni...
Big day for BS!
Big day for BS!
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Some writers use subtext, and those writers are cowards. -Garth Marenghi
November 10, 2024 at 1:04 PM
Some writers use subtext, and those writers are cowards. -Garth Marenghi
The world looks pretty scary right now, but keep in mind that this is still just the pre-war period.
November 11, 2024 at 9:28 PM
The world looks pretty scary right now, but keep in mind that this is still just the pre-war period.
Watch: Suspected tar balls on Sydney beaches actually poop-filled 'fatbergs' www.yahoo.com/news/watch-s...
Poop-filled fatbergs "contain cooking oil, soap scum, industrial chemicals, drug residue, hair and human feces."
Poop-filled fatbergs "contain cooking oil, soap scum, industrial chemicals, drug residue, hair and human feces."
Watch: Suspected tar balls on Sydney beaches actually poop-filled 'fatbergs'
Mysterious black balls that washed up on Sydney, Australia, beaches were initially suspected to be tar balls but turned out to be miniature "fatbergs" containing human feces.
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November 10, 2024 at 1:20 PM
Watch: Suspected tar balls on Sydney beaches actually poop-filled 'fatbergs' www.yahoo.com/news/watch-s...
Poop-filled fatbergs "contain cooking oil, soap scum, industrial chemicals, drug residue, hair and human feces."
Poop-filled fatbergs "contain cooking oil, soap scum, industrial chemicals, drug residue, hair and human feces."
Alleged German left-wing extremist leader remanded in custody www.yahoo.com/news/alleged...
This is my guy. Locked up for bashing the fash. Free Johann G!
This is my guy. Locked up for bashing the fash. Free Johann G!
Alleged German left-wing extremist leader remanded in custody
An alleged leader of a violent left-wing extremist group in Germany has been taken into pre-trial detention following his arrest. The detention order was executed by an investigating judge at the Fede...
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November 10, 2024 at 1:12 PM
Alleged German left-wing extremist leader remanded in custody www.yahoo.com/news/alleged...
This is my guy. Locked up for bashing the fash. Free Johann G!
This is my guy. Locked up for bashing the fash. Free Johann G!
Some writers use subtext, and those writers are cowards. -Garth Marenghi
November 10, 2024 at 1:04 PM
Some writers use subtext, and those writers are cowards. -Garth Marenghi
Slicey Slicey, Oncey Twicey, Claw and Fang'll Kill Dredd Nicely! Meaty Beaty, Chop em' Neatly, Death or Glory no Retretee!
Slicey Dicey, Once or Twicey, human meat, oh so nicey, not too pricey!
Slicey Dicey, Once or Twicey, human meat, oh so nicey, not too pricey!
November 10, 2024 at 7:28 AM
Slicey Slicey, Oncey Twicey, Claw and Fang'll Kill Dredd Nicely! Meaty Beaty, Chop em' Neatly, Death or Glory no Retretee!
Slicey Dicey, Once or Twicey, human meat, oh so nicey, not too pricey!
Slicey Dicey, Once or Twicey, human meat, oh so nicey, not too pricey!
Once you have a machine that does a thing it becomes impossible to argue that that thing does not need to be done.
November 9, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Once you have a machine that does a thing it becomes impossible to argue that that thing does not need to be done.
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O meio de comunicação britânico The Daily Mail criticou os torcedores israelenses por seu comportamento provocativo, responsabilizando-os pela agitação. 👇
November 9, 2024 at 10:39 AM
O meio de comunicação britânico The Daily Mail criticou os torcedores israelenses por seu comportamento provocativo, responsabilizando-os pela agitação. 👇
A farmer and his horse and his bicycle
November 9, 2024 at 10:49 AM
A farmer and his horse and his bicycle
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Israeli football hooligans chanted “finish the Arabs” before being beaten up so bad their government has to save them
Israel’s Maccabi Tel Aviv supporters, notorious for their racist chants, decided to make those chants as they watched their team get beat 5-0. Chanting for the Israeli army to finish off the Arabs and singing a song which says “there’s no school in Gaza because the children are dead."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:o236pw6sfuamjd6wpmo5ja2b/bafkreifz3jy2old6h73fjjzg3yf6fvfbiahbytgx3x6tlocflhcnw6rcpm@jpeg)
What we know after 43 monkeys escaped a South Carolina research facility www.yahoo.com/news/know-43...
Chico's Monkey Farm is hitting the road.
Chico's Monkey Farm is hitting the road.
What we know after 43 monkeys escaped a South Carolina research facility
Forty-three rhesus macaque monkeys escaped from the research facility in Yemassee, South Carolina and they are running loose as authorities try to bait them back to the compound. Here is what we know.
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November 9, 2024 at 1:43 AM
What we know after 43 monkeys escaped a South Carolina research facility www.yahoo.com/news/know-43...
Chico's Monkey Farm is hitting the road.
Chico's Monkey Farm is hitting the road.
"As a writer, if you took away my paper, I would write on my heart. If you took away my ink, I would write on the wind. It wouldn't be an ideal way to work."
November 8, 2024 at 11:20 PM
"As a writer, if you took away my paper, I would write on my heart. If you took away my ink, I would write on the wind. It wouldn't be an ideal way to work."
Garth Marenghi is an anagram of "argh nightmare".
November 8, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Garth Marenghi is an anagram of "argh nightmare".
Something was coming from his mouth. He checked his sleeve. Blood. Warm blood. Crimson blood. His blood. Blood. Blood. Blood. And bits of sick. I'm Garth Marenghi. Author. Dreamweaver. Visionary. Plus actor. You're about to enter the world of my imagination. You are entering my Darkplace...
November 8, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Something was coming from his mouth. He checked his sleeve. Blood. Warm blood. Crimson blood. His blood. Blood. Blood. Blood. And bits of sick. I'm Garth Marenghi. Author. Dreamweaver. Visionary. Plus actor. You're about to enter the world of my imagination. You are entering my Darkplace...
The silver lining we are all missing is that Trump could still die before the inauguration.
November 7, 2024 at 4:06 AM
The silver lining we are all missing is that Trump could still die before the inauguration.
The nice thing about democracy being dead is I will never have to listen to the Democratic Party pitching another disgusting Republican-Lite campaign again. Right? It's dead now. It died. We can stop pretending. Right?
November 6, 2024 at 9:55 PM
The nice thing about democracy being dead is I will never have to listen to the Democratic Party pitching another disgusting Republican-Lite campaign again. Right? It's dead now. It died. We can stop pretending. Right?
Prince Valiant is the best.
November 6, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Prince Valiant is the best.
No matter who wins, we all lose.
Unless you are rich, in which case go fuck yourself.
Unless you are rich, in which case go fuck yourself.
November 6, 2024 at 12:21 AM
No matter who wins, we all lose.
Unless you are rich, in which case go fuck yourself.
Unless you are rich, in which case go fuck yourself.
The Biden Crime Family by Rudy Giuliani review – hapless is as hapless does www.yahoo.com/news/biden-c...
I hope Rudy Giuliani never dies. I will never get tired of watching this clown tumble backward down an up escalator. Please keep stepping on rakes for my entertainment, you diseased little toad.
I hope Rudy Giuliani never dies. I will never get tired of watching this clown tumble backward down an up escalator. Please keep stepping on rakes for my entertainment, you diseased little toad.
The Biden Crime Family by Rudy Giuliani review – hapless is as hapless does
The Trump ally’s pre-election takedown of the man who hasn’t been running for months is a reminder of its author’s shambolic descent
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November 4, 2024 at 12:06 PM
The Biden Crime Family by Rudy Giuliani review – hapless is as hapless does www.yahoo.com/news/biden-c...
I hope Rudy Giuliani never dies. I will never get tired of watching this clown tumble backward down an up escalator. Please keep stepping on rakes for my entertainment, you diseased little toad.
I hope Rudy Giuliani never dies. I will never get tired of watching this clown tumble backward down an up escalator. Please keep stepping on rakes for my entertainment, you diseased little toad.
