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effisp.bsky.social
Fat Fuck
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coughing up a big bug and raising it as my son
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"Sex with women used to feel good. Now, it doesn't. What is going on? Now, honest, hard-working American men need to have sex with men. Who is doing this? Us here at Fox News believe it's something called 'cute boys'. More later"
vegan leather daddy
November 18, 2025 at 12:47 PM
people that prefer sweet over tart apples should be punched in the head until completion
November 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
their wings feel like foreskin
November 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
getting shot cartel style after deleting my sister's sims 4 save file
November 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
my humours are so out of whack right now i need more yellow bile
November 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
same energy
November 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
this shit is a recession indicator
November 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
i miss the absolute fucking RUSH of telling and hearing scary sleepover stories when i was 11 years old
November 15, 2025 at 1:59 PM
they should make a jello that looks and feels like a pussy
November 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
i fucked her first
the funniest thing possible happened for her having nick fuentes on her show
November 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
John Pork's younger brother, kayden pork
Nobody:

Travis Kelce:
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
robert pattinson's retard brother from good time is a great pick for bowser's retard son
November 13, 2025 at 4:12 AM
when i did acid i drew an image of a cartoon rabbit that looked like Dr robotnik with a speech bubble saying 'feelin' breezy!' And I'd look at it and laugh my ass off every 5 minutes
November 12, 2025 at 10:13 AM
the only ethical use of ai is getting it to say the n word
November 12, 2025 at 10:12 AM
irish guy dying because he refuses the blood transfusion he needs to survive (the donor is engl*sh 🤢)
November 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
if abortion was murder, where tf the ghosts at??
November 7, 2025 at 2:51 AM
getting so pissed off at my shitty uber driver that i rip his dot off like thanos killing vision
November 6, 2025 at 12:35 PM
people that watch gore videos are so fucking weird.. bro bush won why are you watching the loser talk about gay ass shit like climate change
November 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
got my new bat homies a little bit ago, they're sweet af and absolutely LOVE to take phat leaks
November 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
the word soufflé pisses me tf off god i hate the french.
October 31, 2025 at 2:57 AM
doing magic tricks for the folks in palliative care and turning off their life support if they lack a sense of whimsy and childlike wonderment
October 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
if i was jack beanstalk id shove the magic beans up my ass
October 30, 2025 at 11:14 AM
sit across from a bald guy in my office and the light glare off his dome hurts my eyes
October 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
top surgery for a guy with fat tits
October 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
drinking leaded milk to own the libs
October 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM