eesk
@eesk.bsky.social
Editor. Songwriter. Cat servant. Pylon hobbyist. Observer of small details. Hella blue. Motto: Never trust an arthropod.
Just ate a green chile breakfast #burrito that wasn’t merely zoned — it had no discernible green chile in it. 🚫🤬🌶️
I don’t want my money back. I want my calories back. #NewMexico
I don’t want my money back. I want my calories back. #NewMexico
March 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Just ate a green chile breakfast #burrito that wasn’t merely zoned — it had no discernible green chile in it. 🚫🤬🌶️
I don’t want my money back. I want my calories back. #NewMexico
I don’t want my money back. I want my calories back. #NewMexico
Howard Lutnick: “If you make him unhappy, he responds unhappily.”
Translation: Do not attempt to negotiate with a toddler.
Translation: Do not attempt to negotiate with a toddler.
March 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Howard Lutnick: “If you make him unhappy, he responds unhappily.”
Translation: Do not attempt to negotiate with a toddler.
Translation: Do not attempt to negotiate with a toddler.
Smiling on Webex, screaming inside.
March 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Smiling on Webex, screaming inside.
March 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Don’t forget to hydrate! #conesofbluesky #sidewalkchronicles
March 8, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Don’t forget to hydrate! #conesofbluesky #sidewalkchronicles
It’s springtime in the city, and everything is growing and blooming. #conesofbluesky #sidewalkchronicles
March 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
It’s springtime in the city, and everything is growing and blooming. #conesofbluesky #sidewalkchronicles
March 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Is he cute because he’s sitting funny, or is he sitting funny because he’s cute? #cats #blackcats #catsofbluesky
February 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Is he cute because he’s sitting funny, or is he sitting funny because he’s cute? #cats #blackcats #catsofbluesky
Ran out briefly to the corner store, and now Jet is making sure I never leave the house again. #cats #blackcats #catsofbluesky
February 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Ran out briefly to the corner store, and now Jet is making sure I never leave the house again. #cats #blackcats #catsofbluesky
Jet throws the most popular towel parties. This one is standing room only. #cats #blackcats #catsofbluesky
February 14, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Jet throws the most popular towel parties. This one is standing room only. #cats #blackcats #catsofbluesky
Realizing that I am now conditioned to cringe every time I see a bomber jacket, no matter who’s wearing it.
February 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Realizing that I am now conditioned to cringe every time I see a bomber jacket, no matter who’s wearing it.
The Girl Scouts in my neighborhood are so ruthlessly predatory that I have to cross the street to stay safe and cookie free.
February 11, 2025 at 7:35 AM
The Girl Scouts in my neighborhood are so ruthlessly predatory that I have to cross the street to stay safe and cookie free.
No cage can hold me.
#sidewalkchronicles
#sidewalkchronicles
February 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
No cage can hold me.
#sidewalkchronicles
#sidewalkchronicles
Hey bsky, got a virtual version of this?
February 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Hey bsky, got a virtual version of this?
February 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Jet had a vet visit this morning, poor boy. Now he’s sleeping off the gabapentin. 🖤
February 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Jet had a vet visit this morning, poor boy. Now he’s sleeping off the gabapentin. 🖤
I want to live in a household where someone makes pumpkin bread from scratch and brings me a slice with a big mug of strong coffee.
Oh wait. I already do.
And that someone is me.
Oh wait. I already do.
And that someone is me.
February 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I want to live in a household where someone makes pumpkin bread from scratch and brings me a slice with a big mug of strong coffee.
Oh wait. I already do.
And that someone is me.
Oh wait. I already do.
And that someone is me.
And to think we could have elected a human instead.
February 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
And to think we could have elected a human instead.
Grocery store worker explaining why they’ve been out of pita for two weeks: It’s like with eggs.
Me: No, it’s not like with eggs. There’s no such thing as bread flu.
Me: No, it’s not like with eggs. There’s no such thing as bread flu.
February 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Grocery store worker explaining why they’ve been out of pita for two weeks: It’s like with eggs.
Me: No, it’s not like with eggs. There’s no such thing as bread flu.
Me: No, it’s not like with eggs. There’s no such thing as bread flu.
Go ahead, eat the burrito. But not the whole burrito.
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
January 31, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Go ahead, eat the burrito. But not the whole burrito.
It’s the beginning of the end of the middle of winter in #SanFrancisco.
January 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
It’s the beginning of the end of the middle of winter in #SanFrancisco.