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Editor. Songwriter. Cat servant. Pylon hobbyist. Observer of small details. Hella blue. Motto: Never trust an arthropod.
Just ate a green chile breakfast #burrito that wasn’t merely zoned — it had no discernible green chile in it. 🚫🤬🌶️
I don’t want my money back. I want my calories back. #NewMexico
I don’t want my money back. I want my calories back. #NewMexico
March 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Just ate a green chile breakfast #burrito that wasn’t merely zoned — it had no discernible green chile in it. 🚫🤬🌶️
I don’t want my money back. I want my calories back. #NewMexico
I don’t want my money back. I want my calories back. #NewMexico
Howard Lutnick: “If you make him unhappy, he responds unhappily.”
Translation: Do not attempt to negotiate with a toddler.
Translation: Do not attempt to negotiate with a toddler.
March 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Howard Lutnick: “If you make him unhappy, he responds unhappily.”
Translation: Do not attempt to negotiate with a toddler.
Translation: Do not attempt to negotiate with a toddler.
Smiling on Webex, screaming inside.
March 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Smiling on Webex, screaming inside.
Thank you for the beautiful photo! 🩷 Grateful to live in such a magical place.
March 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Thank you for the beautiful photo! 🩷 Grateful to live in such a magical place.
If you’re in the U.S., it’s gray.
March 11, 2025 at 5:46 AM
If you’re in the U.S., it’s gray.
Sad to report that I can never again celebrate chervil after that one time they used too much in the escargots.
March 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Sad to report that I can never again celebrate chervil after that one time they used too much in the escargots.
As the proud child of a reference librarian, I know no other way. (And speaking of E.F. Benson, do you have this memoir? It’s as dishy as it is witty.)
March 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
As the proud child of a reference librarian, I know no other way. (And speaking of E.F. Benson, do you have this memoir? It’s as dishy as it is witty.)
March 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
And who doesn’t secretly want to ride a unicone?
March 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
And who doesn’t secretly want to ride a unicone?
Don’t forget to hydrate! #conesofbluesky #sidewalkchronicles
March 8, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Don’t forget to hydrate! #conesofbluesky #sidewalkchronicles
The nostril-biting aroma of shoe sanitizer spray mixed with decaying carpet and burned hot dogs. Three antique video games, one mostly operational, and one half-empty claw machine. And some sad middle-aged dude passed out facedown between the entryway and the bar. 🎳
March 7, 2025 at 6:53 AM
The nostril-biting aroma of shoe sanitizer spray mixed with decaying carpet and burned hot dogs. Three antique video games, one mostly operational, and one half-empty claw machine. And some sad middle-aged dude passed out facedown between the entryway and the bar. 🎳
Thank you for the evocative tour of your haunted goat barn.
March 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Thank you for the evocative tour of your haunted goat barn.
It’s springtime in the city, and everything is growing and blooming. #conesofbluesky #sidewalkchronicles
March 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
It’s springtime in the city, and everything is growing and blooming. #conesofbluesky #sidewalkchronicles
Clearly headed for #1 on the Feline Emo charts 🖤
March 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Clearly headed for #1 on the Feline Emo charts 🖤
Inka is a great name for that cat! 🖤
March 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Inka is a great name for that cat! 🖤
March 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Our old guy Jet sings a triumphant “I pooped” song so we can celebrate with him 🐈⬛💩🖤
March 4, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Our old guy Jet sings a triumphant “I pooped” song so we can celebrate with him 🐈⬛💩🖤
I thought I’d love the green one, but it’s the wrong green. Instead, I love the purple one and the sky blue one. Even the yellow one is preferable to the green one.
March 2, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I thought I’d love the green one, but it’s the wrong green. Instead, I love the purple one and the sky blue one. Even the yellow one is preferable to the green one.