Erinbär
@eemorrisart.bsky.social
Drawing and painting tiny animals, watching A24 horror films, and generally just sort of dilly-dallying my way through life.
🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈: Piton, Leica, & Dr. Copernicus Jackson
Art Shop: Inprnt.com/gallery/eemorrisart/
🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈: Piton, Leica, & Dr. Copernicus Jackson
Art Shop: Inprnt.com/gallery/eemorrisart/
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Erinbär
@eemorrisart.bsky.social
· Nov 17
Hello, new friends! It’s lovely to be a part of the blossoming #art community that’s springing up over here. I am a big animal fanatic, and tend to dwell in a realm somewhere between storybook and biological #illustration 💚
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This is a three inch flat magnet featuring my oil Wren artwork.
November 19, 2025 at 9:55 AM
This is a three inch flat magnet featuring my oil Wren artwork.
My repeated attempts at making an apple pie with a whole wheat crust are starting to pay off 👏🏽
November 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
My repeated attempts at making an apple pie with a whole wheat crust are starting to pay off 👏🏽
a car with 823 yas written on the license plate
Alt: a car with 823 yas written on the license plate
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November 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
squishy
November 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
squishy
November 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
If I could just load @procreate.com’s brushes into @adobe.com Animate’s interface (as outdated as it is), I would be a happy little person.
November 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
If I could just load @procreate.com’s brushes into @adobe.com Animate’s interface (as outdated as it is), I would be a happy little person.
The year is ending soon and I have made almost 0 pieces of art; I’m not too sad because I was doing some unexpectedly cool stuff day-job wise, but I would like to try and refocus on my abandoned illustration projects soon because I miss them.
(Mainly, my poor, neglected Aesop project 😭…)
(Mainly, my poor, neglected Aesop project 😭…)
November 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
The year is ending soon and I have made almost 0 pieces of art; I’m not too sad because I was doing some unexpectedly cool stuff day-job wise, but I would like to try and refocus on my abandoned illustration projects soon because I miss them.
(Mainly, my poor, neglected Aesop project 😭…)
(Mainly, my poor, neglected Aesop project 😭…)
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A birthday party where the DJ plays Palance???? Follow the Leader??? Machel Montano??? Beenie Man????
THAT’SSA GOOD PARTY
THAT’SSA GOOD PARTY
a pug dog wearing a rasta hat and goggles is drinking water .
Alt: a pug dog wearing a rasta hat and goggles is drinking water .
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November 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
A birthday party where the DJ plays Palance???? Follow the Leader??? Machel Montano??? Beenie Man????
THAT’SSA GOOD PARTY
THAT’SSA GOOD PARTY
With the exception of the Invisaligns (ugh) I am done with the gauntlet of medical exams for one more year 👍🏽👍🏽
I’m so tired of booking and keeping track of appointments!!!! (but infinitely grateful for wonderful doctors)
I’m so tired of booking and keeping track of appointments!!!! (but infinitely grateful for wonderful doctors)
November 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
With the exception of the Invisaligns (ugh) I am done with the gauntlet of medical exams for one more year 👍🏽👍🏽
I’m so tired of booking and keeping track of appointments!!!! (but infinitely grateful for wonderful doctors)
I’m so tired of booking and keeping track of appointments!!!! (but infinitely grateful for wonderful doctors)
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thank you, vaguely threatening gachapon machine
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
thank you, vaguely threatening gachapon machine
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November 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
There's always a little bit of relief when I finally show an animation that I've been working on (by myself) to a coworker/boss, and they say "oh, I love it!"
phew
phew
November 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
There's always a little bit of relief when I finally show an animation that I've been working on (by myself) to a coworker/boss, and they say "oh, I love it!"
phew
phew
Something about coming back ‘round to normal after having my eyes dilated/numbed makes me SO SLEEPY.
(In good news, though - my keratoconus is stable and I was cleared of any concern about a different condition (narrow angles) 👍🏽👍🏽)
(In good news, though - my keratoconus is stable and I was cleared of any concern about a different condition (narrow angles) 👍🏽👍🏽)
a bearded dragon wearing googly eyes and a hat is sitting on a bed .
Alt: a bearded dragon wearing googly eyes and a hat is sitting on a bed .
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November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Something about coming back ‘round to normal after having my eyes dilated/numbed makes me SO SLEEPY.
(In good news, though - my keratoconus is stable and I was cleared of any concern about a different condition (narrow angles) 👍🏽👍🏽)
(In good news, though - my keratoconus is stable and I was cleared of any concern about a different condition (narrow angles) 👍🏽👍🏽)
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I knew when I ordered them that I was not a person who matched the sizing of Black Milk clothing off the rack in any way, but good gravy god, that tailoring charge was...a lot.
This is why I wear stretchy knit sweaters... 😂
This is why I wear stretchy knit sweaters... 😂
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I knew when I ordered them that I was not a person who matched the sizing of Black Milk clothing off the rack in any way, but good gravy god, that tailoring charge was...a lot.
This is why I wear stretchy knit sweaters... 😂
This is why I wear stretchy knit sweaters... 😂
read all the pamphlets (and watch the tapes)
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
read all the pamphlets (and watch the tapes)
Encountered a nifty little leaf-footed bug in the garden, today ☺️
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Encountered a nifty little leaf-footed bug in the garden, today ☺️
I wouldn’t, but I find the fact that I could have an instacart worker drive a single lightweight kettlebell the 1.5 miles from the store to my house is very funny.
November 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I wouldn’t, but I find the fact that I could have an instacart worker drive a single lightweight kettlebell the 1.5 miles from the store to my house is very funny.
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