Ryan 🥥
@eedjitryan.bsky.social
One half of the Eedjit Features podcast. Father of two wonderful humans, Celtic fan, gamer, general boring bastard.
Watching the new season of Stranger Things and I can confirm that Mike’s mum is still top tier MILF material 🫡
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Watching the new season of Stranger Things and I can confirm that Mike’s mum is still top tier MILF material 🫡
Turns out this Celtic team aren’t too bad when they are allowed to express themselves a little…
October 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Turns out this Celtic team aren’t too bad when they are allowed to express themselves a little…
Brendan Rodgers has been well and truly thrown under the bus! www.celticfc.com/news/2025/oc...
Statement from Dermot Desmond to Celtic supporters
Statement from Dermot Desmond to Celtic supporters
www.celticfc.com
October 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Brendan Rodgers has been well and truly thrown under the bus! www.celticfc.com/news/2025/oc...
No harm to young Murray but Trusty is dealing with that all day. Another Rodgers mistake to add to the pile
October 26, 2025 at 12:10 PM
No harm to young Murray but Trusty is dealing with that all day. Another Rodgers mistake to add to the pile
Brendan Rodgers needs sacked. Half the squad needs sold. The board are not fit for purpose. Hearts are going to win the league. It’s so dire at Celtic right now
October 19, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Brendan Rodgers needs sacked. Half the squad needs sold. The board are not fit for purpose. Hearts are going to win the league. It’s so dire at Celtic right now
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A first look at tomorrow's front page of The National 📰
How genocide happened
How genocide happened
October 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
A first look at tomorrow's front page of The National 📰
How genocide happened
How genocide happened
Brendan Rodgers needs to get to fuck
October 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Brendan Rodgers needs to get to fuck
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A Black man and a homeless man were found hanging from trees in Mississippi yesterday, for those who haven’t seen yet because it’s barely made it out of local news.
September 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
A Black man and a homeless man were found hanging from trees in Mississippi yesterday, for those who haven’t seen yet because it’s barely made it out of local news.
We’re good James. We don’t need any new Terminators. You go ahead and keep working on your blue Kangaroos or whatever
James Cameron says he's struggling to write 'Terminator 7'
"I've been unable to get [very far] on that ... I don't know what to say that won't be overtaken by real events ... we are living in a science fiction age right now"
(via CNN)
"I've been unable to get [very far] on that ... I don't know what to say that won't be overtaken by real events ... we are living in a science fiction age right now"
(via CNN)
September 15, 2025 at 7:47 AM
We’re good James. We don’t need any new Terminators. You go ahead and keep working on your blue Kangaroos or whatever
It’s a penalty. But the fact we need a last min penalty to get us out of jail is grim. And we’ll probably miss it
September 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
It’s a penalty. But the fact we need a last min penalty to get us out of jail is grim. And we’ll probably miss it
I’m watching Mighty Morphing Power Rangers (1995) after taking 3 edibles while taking notes
September 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I’m watching Mighty Morphing Power Rangers (1995) after taking 3 edibles while taking notes
I’m boycotting the Europa League home fixtures
September 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’m boycotting the Europa League home fixtures
That Maeda news is absolutely devastating but not at all surprising. Just what on earth is going on behind the scenes at Celtic? A complete shitshow from top to bottom.
September 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
That Maeda news is absolutely devastating but not at all surprising. Just what on earth is going on behind the scenes at Celtic? A complete shitshow from top to bottom.
Can Celtic just forfeit the game and go home? Another half an hour of this has got to be classed as a War Crime?
August 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Can Celtic just forfeit the game and go home? Another half an hour of this has got to be classed as a War Crime?
Maeda you absolute fucking diddy
August 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Maeda you absolute fucking diddy
Can Celtic make 11 subs? Not a single one of them is good enough
August 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Can Celtic make 11 subs? Not a single one of them is good enough
I would put my house on Celtic conceding the worst goal you’ve ever seen in your life
August 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I would put my house on Celtic conceding the worst goal you’ve ever seen in your life
4 of my favourite letters!
August 24, 2025 at 10:53 AM
4 of my favourite letters!
OMFG i just met Bryan Danielson!!!
August 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
OMFG i just met Bryan Danielson!!!
In Glasgow for Dynamite come say hi and I’ll buy you a pint!
August 20, 2025 at 1:48 PM
In Glasgow for Dynamite come say hi and I’ll buy you a pint!