Will Edwards
@edwilled.bsky.social
He/Him. Non profit funnyman. Screenwriter.
Reason #3069 to hate AI: Now when i see a funny picture or video of an animal making an insane pose or doing something weird, I assume it’s fake rather than just a surreal funny moment someone caught.
How you gonna take the joy out of animal pics
How you gonna take the joy out of animal pics
January 21, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Reason #3069 to hate AI: Now when i see a funny picture or video of an animal making an insane pose or doing something weird, I assume it’s fake rather than just a surreal funny moment someone caught.
How you gonna take the joy out of animal pics
How you gonna take the joy out of animal pics
The thing with stretchy superpowers is that stretching the limb and skin I find believable but bloodflow? That requires straight up magic to create that much blood at once, and it would have to be an exactly proportionate amount to the length it’s stretched. So much to think about…
January 16, 2026 at 3:18 PM
The thing with stretchy superpowers is that stretching the limb and skin I find believable but bloodflow? That requires straight up magic to create that much blood at once, and it would have to be an exactly proportionate amount to the length it’s stretched. So much to think about…
Really loved Fantastic Four: First Steps! now let’s cut to the chase, do you think they’re gonna put galactus in disney world or
January 10, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Really loved Fantastic Four: First Steps! now let’s cut to the chase, do you think they’re gonna put galactus in disney world or
Fuck Netflix, this a Netflix hate account now
December 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Fuck Netflix, this a Netflix hate account now
Now that the Oscar’s are on YouTube they are gonna have to get rid of the documentary category so it’s advertiser friendly
December 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Now that the Oscar’s are on YouTube they are gonna have to get rid of the documentary category so it’s advertiser friendly
A social media ban for under 16’s??? Man that sucks. Makes you wonder though, it would be a really good opportunity if hypothetically Disney was to bring back an IP of a social simulator about penguins, that they’ve just been sitting on. But that would be crazy, right?
December 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
A social media ban for under 16’s??? Man that sucks. Makes you wonder though, it would be a really good opportunity if hypothetically Disney was to bring back an IP of a social simulator about penguins, that they’ve just been sitting on. But that would be crazy, right?
My Spotify wrapped came in, it said I farted ZERO times this year! Everyone who said I farted this year was WRONG
December 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
My Spotify wrapped came in, it said I farted ZERO times this year! Everyone who said I farted this year was WRONG
Just found out about Deja vu
October 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Just found out about Deja vu
You miss 100% of the shots you take and then delete because you get anxious
October 25, 2025 at 7:00 AM
You miss 100% of the shots you take and then delete because you get anxious
Just found out about Deja vu
October 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Just found out about Deja vu
If you’re reading this I know what you’re doing stop stalking my blue sky
October 10, 2025 at 7:24 AM
If you’re reading this I know what you’re doing stop stalking my blue sky
For any carpenters or experienced fixers out there, does anyone know what I need to fix a hole in my ozone layer?
October 7, 2025 at 1:48 PM
For any carpenters or experienced fixers out there, does anyone know what I need to fix a hole in my ozone layer?
Super excited to look at the mirror when I get home
September 17, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Super excited to look at the mirror when I get home
Just found out Moana 2 already came out
September 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Just found out Moana 2 already came out
I think KFC is pretty good, although I don’t think it’s great that if you ask for a napkin they set a family of lions on you without even giving you a chair to hold them off with
September 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I think KFC is pretty good, although I don’t think it’s great that if you ask for a napkin they set a family of lions on you without even giving you a chair to hold them off with
Feeling consumerist af today, deadass gonna consume the shit outta some content fr fr
August 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Feeling consumerist af today, deadass gonna consume the shit outta some content fr fr
“I’m over it” can mean both “Yeah I used to be upset but I’m good now” AND “I am so fucking sick of this shit, this is the last straw I am about to crash the fuck out.” Feels like there is room for confusion there.
August 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“I’m over it” can mean both “Yeah I used to be upset but I’m good now” AND “I am so fucking sick of this shit, this is the last straw I am about to crash the fuck out.” Feels like there is room for confusion there.
Whoever came up with the idea to make a horror movie about the monkey that’s in Toy Story 3 has seen my soul because that scared the shit out of me as a kid
August 21, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Whoever came up with the idea to make a horror movie about the monkey that’s in Toy Story 3 has seen my soul because that scared the shit out of me as a kid
You know Sabrina Carpenter from her latest album. I know Sabrina Carpenter from Tall Girl. We are not the same.
August 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
You know Sabrina Carpenter from her latest album. I know Sabrina Carpenter from Tall Girl. We are not the same.
Who up clenching they cheeks
August 16, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Who up clenching they cheeks
Haven’t overdrawn my bank account in almost a week now, may as well give me my Scrooge mcduck vault now because I am rich
July 27, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Haven’t overdrawn my bank account in almost a week now, may as well give me my Scrooge mcduck vault now because I am rich
Is this a safe space to say that Waluigi is kinda mid
July 26, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Is this a safe space to say that Waluigi is kinda mid
Fact: With the exception of Chinese restaurants, the more options on the menu, the worse the restaurant is.
July 18, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Fact: With the exception of Chinese restaurants, the more options on the menu, the worse the restaurant is.
Conspiracy theory: everyone who claims to not know about The Game is just using a difficult strategy to not lose where they don’t think about it even when it’s spoken about
June 27, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Conspiracy theory: everyone who claims to not know about The Game is just using a difficult strategy to not lose where they don’t think about it even when it’s spoken about