edward40hands.bsky.social
@edward40hands.bsky.social
College student advisors are the most vacationing mf'rs i ever met
April 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The act very retarded, then a little less retarded strat is playing out wonderfully
April 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
We are full great leap foward
April 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Imagine having such surface level media analysis and thinking bob dylan was anti war
March 31, 2025 at 1:47 AM
March 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The only thing that could save the American stock market today is if the pope lives. If he dont, we done for.
March 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
This halftime show was off da chain for us black culture understanders
February 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Imagine being hawk tuah girl and you see the president of united states heading a crypto coin just a month after you got chased off the internet by a pitch-forked mob.
February 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
When I was 18 and at my first job i remember hearing that any change to minimum wage would be disruptive to the economy and ultimately negative for me because 10$ BigMac. The same people are now telling how its good to be in a trade war with our 3 biggest trade partners. Damn my lying ears I guess.
February 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Yes yes of course.... the dei flight controller caused the crash... he was probably a dwarf right? Please forgive me for I am tired and still adjusting to this new paradigm
January 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Has anyone found the hidden Mickey on the wall of the Islamic prayer room at Disney world Florida yet?
January 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I hate when people say goodbye when exiting the elevator, but you both walk the same way down the hallway after.
January 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Im tired of hearing millenials complain about how boomers had life on easy mode while they pay 950$ a month on their 2019 morgage.
January 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Everyone who works at a bar or an alcohol serving establishment acts like law enfocement kicks down the door everyweek and cards everyone. I have no idea where this fear comes from. I worked at a bar and grill for almost two years and never saw alcohol law enforcement conduct any activity.
January 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Pro life food bloggers be like

The recipe calls for
-milk
-flour
-butter
-3 ultra baby chickens
January 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Doctors will tell you that you can never look at an eclipse with bare eyes, but then shine you with the brightest light known to man during a optometry visit.
January 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
People be saying "my closeted cousin" while said cousin is bringing 4 dogs to Christmas. Brother she left that closet a long time ago.
December 25, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Anti-pet-breeding people who only adopt pets are still supporting the pet farm industry. They signal to breeders that some cuck will raise the runty mutts that are not sold. The only solution would be for shelters to push excess animals off of cliffs. See how quick it ends then.
December 19, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Hunters will tell you how much better it is to eat fresh wild deer meat as opposed to factory farmed meat, while they serve you 7 month freezer burned deer guts grounded into psuedo-steaks.
December 13, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Yeah. Im balling.
December 12, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Im tired of seeing people misconstrue Jordan Neelys words for threats. He is to be taken seriously not literally... His words were a negotiation tactic from one of the most genius deal makers of our time.
December 11, 2024 at 11:37 PM
If I critique bluesky then you will deal with it because that is according to your principles. If you critique bluesky i will block you because that is according to my principles.
December 11, 2024 at 10:32 PM
No more meta conversations talking about what bluesky is and how it compares to twitter and what it should be. Those post are getting real old.
December 11, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Companies that deserve to make money:

-Nintendo, only if they games stay 60$

-Jolibees, needs mes mys 6 dollar chickie joys

Companies that dont deserve to make money:

-Health insurance, people be dying

-Black rock, what they even do? + sounds evil
December 10, 2024 at 1:33 PM
I just want the economy to do well, and companies to lose money. Is that to much to ask for!!!!
December 10, 2024 at 12:16 PM