Evan Dumbcan
@edunc.bsky.social
I don't need drugs to feel confused and paranoid
Known as Canussy to some
Known as Canussy to some
Pimps? In MY crib? It's more likely than you think
November 15, 2024 at 8:01 AM
Pimps? In MY crib? It's more likely than you think
You mean like hanging out with friends?
November 9, 2024 at 8:52 AM
You mean like hanging out with friends?
Don't be shy, ESPN. Tell us what that "legal issue" was
April 16, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Don't be shy, ESPN. Tell us what that "legal issue" was
Middle schoolers come up with insults that make me miss being called homophobic slurs
my son: I fell in class and some kids made fun of me
me: no big deal
son: they named me Mr. Weebly Wobbly
me: godamn. Ok. there are other schools. we don't have to live here
me: no big deal
son: they named me Mr. Weebly Wobbly
me: godamn. Ok. there are other schools. we don't have to live here
February 12, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Middle schoolers come up with insults that make me miss being called homophobic slurs
In the name of the christmas spirit have decided that I will be going elf mode (staying home and refusing to be the bigger person)
December 24, 2023 at 9:16 PM
In the name of the christmas spirit have decided that I will be going elf mode (staying home and refusing to be the bigger person)
Alternate universe King of The Hill where they're all transplant hipsters in Austin
December 21, 2023 at 8:02 AM
Alternate universe King of The Hill where they're all transplant hipsters in Austin
It's good to be here
December 21, 2023 at 7:52 AM
It's good to be here