Ed Porti
@edporti.bsky.social
Mfers be named “Angel” but only be straight up Demons!
January 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Mfers be named “Angel” but only be straight up Demons!
I’m just here so I don’t get fined.
January 8, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I’m just here so I don’t get fined.
Damn, some of you really did “that” on this app, huh? I forgot how everyone rushed on to this app to release their freak and then immediately went back to Threads. 😂
September 21, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Damn, some of you really did “that” on this app, huh? I forgot how everyone rushed on to this app to release their freak and then immediately went back to Threads. 😂
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #4,795,499!
September 21, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #4,795,499!
If we smash on the first date, does that mean we’re both for the streets? 😔
March 21, 2024 at 3:55 PM
If we smash on the first date, does that mean we’re both for the streets? 😔
Does she really think you’re funny, or does she just wanna bounce on your peen? 😔
March 20, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Does she really think you’re funny, or does she just wanna bounce on your peen? 😔
She probably says that to all her hoes.
March 7, 2024 at 7:09 PM
She probably says that to all her hoes.
Ain’t it crazy the the Blue Sky users are probably complaining about the Threaders flocking to Blue Sky while Threads is down? In the same fashion we complain about X users flocking to Threads when X goes down. 🤔
March 5, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Ain’t it crazy the the Blue Sky users are probably complaining about the Threaders flocking to Blue Sky while Threads is down? In the same fashion we complain about X users flocking to Threads when X goes down. 🤔
To all of those who have wronged me, I hope your pillow stays warm on both sides! 😡
March 5, 2024 at 4:22 PM
To all of those who have wronged me, I hope your pillow stays warm on both sides! 😡
I must have erectile dysfunction the way I be giving no fucks.
February 26, 2024 at 4:41 PM
I must have erectile dysfunction the way I be giving no fucks.
It’s only illegal if you get caught.
February 22, 2024 at 1:13 AM
It’s only illegal if you get caught.
What’s your favorite snack to eat while showering? Mine is corn on the cob because it steams itself as you eat it. Also, you can scrub with the cob when you’re done eating it.
February 21, 2024 at 11:56 AM
What’s your favorite snack to eat while showering? Mine is corn on the cob because it steams itself as you eat it. Also, you can scrub with the cob when you’re done eating it.
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call me moses the way i’m about to part the red sea
Men be like: “Yeah, i’d bleed for my country.”
Then act like pussies when they see blood coming from a girl’s pussy.
Then act like pussies when they see blood coming from a girl’s pussy.
February 21, 2024 at 1:28 AM
call me moses the way i’m about to part the red sea
Men be like: “Yeah, i’d bleed for my country.”
Then act like pussies when they see blood coming from a girl’s pussy.
Then act like pussies when they see blood coming from a girl’s pussy.
February 21, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Men be like: “Yeah, i’d bleed for my country.”
Then act like pussies when they see blood coming from a girl’s pussy.
Then act like pussies when they see blood coming from a girl’s pussy.
I just found out cunnilingus isn’t a type of pasta. 😳
February 20, 2024 at 1:38 AM
I just found out cunnilingus isn’t a type of pasta. 😳
Me trying to make small talk with strangers:
“So, what keeps you up at night?”
👁️👄👁️
“So, what keeps you up at night?”
👁️👄👁️
February 19, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Me trying to make small talk with strangers:
“So, what keeps you up at night?”
👁️👄👁️
“So, what keeps you up at night?”
👁️👄👁️
What’s the equivalent of Thriends on here? 🤔
Good morning BlueBallers! ☀️
Good morning BlueBallers! ☀️
February 19, 2024 at 1:40 PM
What’s the equivalent of Thriends on here? 🤔
Good morning BlueBallers! ☀️
Good morning BlueBallers! ☀️
You’re girl isn’t expensive. You’re just not making enough to treat her for what she’s worth.
February 18, 2024 at 11:54 PM
You’re girl isn’t expensive. You’re just not making enough to treat her for what she’s worth.
I took a nap was so fat it feels like I died during it. 😌
February 18, 2024 at 9:11 PM
I took a nap was so fat it feels like I died during it. 😌
What’s the equivalent of “real” on bluesky? I want to be obnoxious. 👀
February 18, 2024 at 3:48 PM
What’s the equivalent of “real” on bluesky? I want to be obnoxious. 👀
When she leaves lipstick marks on your 🍆 >>>>
February 18, 2024 at 3:16 PM
When she leaves lipstick marks on your 🍆 >>>>
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to think.. i held in my farts for him 😞
February 18, 2024 at 2:58 AM
to think.. i held in my farts for him 😞
Maybe we all switched to Blue Sky because we crave a different kind if dopamine. We were building a tolerance to that Threads dopamine.
February 18, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Maybe we all switched to Blue Sky because we crave a different kind if dopamine. We were building a tolerance to that Threads dopamine.
Mentally, I am a carrot.
February 18, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Mentally, I am a carrot.
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a little sounding action? 😌 scrumptious show us
February 18, 2024 at 2:52 AM
a little sounding action? 😌 scrumptious show us