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Cows are very calm considering the whole floor is food. -@KeetPotato
December 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Just pretend that there’s a mine car chasing after us 😅
December 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
How can Chun trick *everyone*? How do people not see what's happening?

He doesn't care if we believe him or *not*.

He created such a divide between the people who believe his lies and those who don't that the country is too torn apart to come together and properly oppose him. -Banned Book Club
December 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
In the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. -Bertrand Russell
November 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
One day the tears, perhaps sensing their pointlessness, halt. -Beautyland
November 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Everything that needs to be said has already been said. But since no one was listening, everything must be said again. -André Gide
November 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. -Plato
November 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
...there isn't enough time, and he knows of course that there will never be.
That time always ends a second before you're ready.
That life is the minutes you want minus one. -The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Travel had changed him. You go away for a long time and return a different person -- you never come all the way back. -Dark Star Safari
November 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Reading's for morons who can't understand pictures -Galavant
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Fry us and eat us? In fricassee? Just try it, bub…
November 9, 2025 at 7:59 AM
How would I know I forgot something if I'd forgotten it? -the Book of M
November 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The great weakness of conspiracy theories...is that they rely on the conspirators being much cleverer than is actually *realistic*. You can always beat a conspiracy theory with another conspiracy theory featuring slightly *dumber* elements. -Bad Machinery
November 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The sunsets were biblical. If they were having a civil day, they'd drive out the road in the evening towards the end of the peninsula and watch the sky fill up with the blood of heavey and say goodbye to the day... -Night Boat to Tangier
November 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
To try and fail is at least to learn; to fail to try is to suffer the inestimable loss of what might have been. -Chester Barnard
October 31, 2025 at 4:20 PM
"You know what the worst part is," he started. The amnesiac looked up. "Is forgetting something, but remembering that you've forgotten it."..."It's almost better to both forget a thing and also forget you've forgotten it. Maybe not better. But kinder." -the Book of M
October 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. -Fred Allen
October 3, 2025 at 5:29 AM
You know, the very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common, They don’t alter their views to fit the facts. They alter the facts to fit their views. -Doctor Who
September 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Not ignorance, but ignorance of ignorance is the death of knowledge. -Alfred North Whitehead
September 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Do you know what they call alternative medicine that's been proved to work?
...Medicine. -Tim Minchin
September 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The smallest dog barks the loudest. -Texas saying
September 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
What is it with people?!?

At best, people are assholes, at worst, they're zombie assassins. -Jessica Jones
September 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
"...what had frightened me most was the mob's sense of fun. Fun was still a factor in massacre. Perhaps the reason was simple: weak, idle people, suddenly granted power and the opportunity blamelessly to beat someone to death, are given a snorting animal energy and become joyous in their triumph."
August 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Yo, you got the dough? Get it, get it?
🦌: forking humans 🙄
July 5, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Brave men are all vertebrates. They have their softness on the surface and their toughness in the middle. But these modern cowards are all custaceans; their hardness is all on the cover, and their softness is inside. -C.K. Chesterton
March 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM